In this comedic YouTube rant, host Tod Maffin vents frustration after viewers ignored his request to stop sending him Canadian-made snack foods. He sarcastically notes that the influx of snacks generated $1,500 in sales and a rapid order surge, which he treats as a joke. He then proceeds to showcase and critique a series of Canadian snack brands and products, including hot‑honey popcorn from From Farm to Table (Ontario), lavender‑cream Earl Grey popcorn, maple kettle corn and bacon cotton candy from The Treat Shop (Regina), the highly praised Harvest Crumble popcorn from Richmond Popcorn Company (Ontario), and a variety of nut mixes from Jewels Under the Kilt (Fergus, Ontario). Throughout, he mixes humor, exaggerated disdain, and genuine enthusiasm for certain flavors, while repeatedly urging viewers to stop sending the snacks. He concludes by directing viewers to a curated list of the mentioned items on his website snacks.todmaffin.com.
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Like, do I not make enough videos for you people? Or you don't like me? Literally said do not send me any Canadian-made snack foods. They did, which was bad enough, but you people, you reward this behavior? $1,500 in sales, orders flooding in overnight, sales doubled in hours. Is this some kind of joke to you? I'll tell you what, all right, try buying all these, okay? Popcorn! That's what we're doing in this video, dipshits. How about this, huh? You want to buy this from the people at From Farm to Table in Cambridge, Ontario, they'll ship it to you. These are the people who grow the non-GMO corn in Ontario. Do they look trustworthy to you? And you can get a small bag like this Hot Honey Popcorn, which is sweet and does have some heat if you're into that kind of thing. I don't kink shame. They don't even have normal flavors. Lavender Cream Earl Grey Popcorn is weird, but not as weird as this. The Treat Shop in Regina. First of all, they can't even spell shop right. But what monstrosity is this? Saskatchewan Blend? More like Saskatchewan. This bag was full when I got it, and then I put it in my wife's craft room for storage, and 2 days later half the product was missing. They have Maple Kettle Corn. Oh, oh, they also have bacon cotton candy. That is not how cotton candy works. Would I try that? God yes. I will tell you my favorite though, since you seem to spite me, it's from that young family again in Ontario, Richmond Popcorn Company. Harvest Crumble, which as it turns out is not the sound your knees make getting up from the Chesterfield, but is in fact the single best popcorn I have ever put in my mouth. Imagine popcorn, then they dip it in a cinnamon glaze, then somehow apples, then a pie your grandmother made, and then they throw in some nuts. They're I mean, they're nothing like Jewels Under the Kilt from Fergus, Ontario. They grow the nut trees themselves. Do nuts grow on trees? For one thing, they have two maple leaves on their packaging, which obviously cancels it out. Pear Ginger Walnut and more apple pie? This time on pecans? Orange Vanilla Cream Almonds? Espresso Hazelnut? Look, the only way you're supposed to consume nuts in this country is 9:30 at night on an Air Canada flight after your third white wine. Anyway, in case you missed these for your own boycott of these products, I have listed them on my website at snacks.todmaffin.com. I think you understand the assignment.
