A comedian furious that Canadian snack makers keep mailing him free products at his P.O. Box in Nanaimo, despite asking them to stop. He's received seasoned sourdough crackers from Montreal and Peace Pie chocolate from Syrian-refugee entrepreneurs. His threat: keep it up and he'll tell everyone where to buy them.
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I'm sorry, I thought I was very clear last week when I made a video saying under no circumstances should any Canadian-owned snack food or breakfast cereal company send me any of their delicious product. And two of you apparently have problems with boundaries, okay? I even put the address on screen, which is P.O. Box 55085, RPO Southgate Mall, Nanaimo, BC V9ROB6, so that you Canadian-owned snack or cereal companies didn't accidentally send anything, especially if you're family-owned or a small business. So imagine my horror today When I go to the post office and find these really well-seasoned sourdough crackers made in Montreal with organic Canadian wheat, comes in flavors like rosemary and everything bagel and caraway seed. I don't want to see this. I didn't ask for this. Just because your whole package is recyclable and you're in 500 stores like Whole Foods and IGA and Country Grocer does not give you the right to just send me some. Have some respect. Besides, I know crackers. I've seen American crackers. They have ingredients, okay? Sometimes hundreds of them. You guys are like flour, oil, and salt. Like, Are you even trying? Same with you, Peace Pie Chocolate. Started by Syrian refugees who decided one day to just walk into Canada and start a business and pay taxes and employ a whole bunch of Nova Scotians. Milk chocolate with maple cream. Maple's not a cream! I will say, I have no idea how you wrapped it in whatever velvet magic chocolate that was and put it inside a little pocket that melted perfectly. I can't even imagine what these are made of. Obviously synthetic. Hang on, I'll check. Okay, forget that. They're really good, and I might have peed a little because they were so good, but I'm 56 now, and that's probably more to do with my prostate than anything. Anyway, my point is, please stop. Stop sending your Canadian-made snack foods and cereals to me at P.O. Box 55085, RPO Southgate Mall, Nanaimo, BC, V9R OB6, because then I'll probably have to make a video and tell people where they can buy it. And the last thing this country needs is people leaving American food on the shelves and supporting our own. You know what that leads to? Community, jobs, smaller carbon footprint. You think this is funny? I will turn this car around. You think this is funny? I will turn this— Do you think this is— Do you think this is funny? Ah, hey, no, it's one of my dumb little videos. Yeah, how'd the vasectomy go?
