Tod Maffin created a 70-question census survey at census.todmaffin.com after StatsCan stopped releasing long-form data. The poll covers food, politics, and sports, asking about Tim Hortons quality, ketchup on K-D, and whether the Toronto Maple Leafs suck. No personal data is collected.
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Yeah, I'm mad. I've never gotten the long-form census. Mock me all you want, Beaverton. I know I'm not the only nerd. And then I thought, my newsletter has 45,000 subscribers. When I do polls, I routinely get 2,000 or more participants. That's double what most political surveys publish. So if you too were a little disappointed that you didn't get the long-form census, I have a surprise. I made a census. A real one. Polling Canadians on the things StatsCan was too afraid to ask. Has Tim Hortons gotten shittier, or is that just me? Should Canada ever trust the US again? What should we do with the notwithstanding clause? Does ketchup belong on KD? What are we feeling about Gretzky these days? And the one question I think demands to be answered definitively by thousands of Canadians: Do the Leafs suck or not? This is not a joke video, by the way. This is a real survey with 70 questions broken down into 9 sections like food, politics, and sports, and it is ready for your answers right now at census.todmaffin.com. It doesn't collect any personal information. It doesn't ask for your email address, your name, or anything like that. I will publish some highlights on social media and a more complete report in my email newsletter, which you can join for free at newsletter.todmaffin.com. Okay, you wanted it!
