Tod MaffinCanadian Commentator, From Far and Wide · Emotional Support Canadian

Part 6, the peace flies

15 May 2025 · 1 min

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In this comedic vlog, the narrator recounts a wildly chaotic incident at a church that turned into a hybrid rave‑baptism. A rented pig, meant for a planned stunt, breaks free from its cheap Temu leash and runs into a crowd of costumed attendees, blurring the line between partygoers and worshippers. Meanwhile, a priest, oblivious to any signage prohibiting such antics, arrives covered head‑to‑toe in excrement, emitting a terrible smell. The chaos escalates when a choir boy named Raul (not the usual Raul) begins chanting Latin and simultaneously releases a swarm of "peace flies". The priest, slipping on the floor, attempts to bless the crowd while swatting at the insects and shouting, “Who put the fish in the holy water?” – a prank the narrator admits to pulling. The narrator wraps up by promising a follow‑up video about a “carpet burn” and teases part 7, encouraging viewers to follow for more.

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Sorry, part 6. So obviously the officer's mad and I'm like, "There is no sign in the church that says you can't do that." And that is when the priest walks over and he's covered like head to toe in shit and it smells terrible. Now, unbeknownst to me, the pig that I'd rented for this whole thing had gotten off the dumbass Temu leash that I had and was going toward the hazard containment area, which like I told you earlier is now just flooded with people in costume. And by the time we realized it and got there, you could not tell who was there for the rave and who was there for the baptism. And that is when Raul, not our Raul because he was still out doing the horse thing, but Raul the choir boy started chanting in Latin, which would have been fine if he had not also decided that that was the perfect time to release the peace flies. So now the priest is slipping around, still trying to bless people, by the way, while simultaneously swatting insects, screaming, "Who put the fish in the holy water?" Which was me, obviously. But like I say, there was no sign. I'll have to get into the carpet burn in another video. Follow for part 7.