Some asshole
13 Apr 2024 · 1 min

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A tired comedian tells a crude joke about a proctologist who can't find his pen. The doctor pulls out a thermometer instead, realizes it's missing, and mutters, "Some asshole has my pen."

A tired comedian tells a crude joke about a proctologist who can't find his pen. The doctor pulls out a thermometer instead, realizes it's missing, and mutters, "Some asshole has my pen."
Hello, I'm a little tired tonight, groggy, but here's the joke. A proctologist is discussing something with a patient and he goes to get his pen and he goes to his shirt pocket and he pulls out his pen but it's a thermometer instead. And he goes, "Ah, fuck." And the patient says, "What happened?" And the proctologist said, "Some asshole has my pen."

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