A Canadian Tire fan rapid-fires the ridiculous slogans for Frank, the store's private-label mascot: "Frank keeps it green," "Frank is a lean green fighting machine," "Frank carries the load." It's a love letter to the brand's goofy, pun-heavy marketing.
You may have heard of Canadian Tire, which is like a tire and home goods store, but do you know the best part about it? They have their own private label and they're hilarious. So the brand is Frank, and there's always like a goofy little mascot and kind of a pun. Frank has the upper hand. Frank keeps it green, dude. Frank is a lean green fighting machine. Aussi en français, bien sûr. Frank carries the load. This is my favorite. Frank gets 'er done. Oh, they all have dogs in the store too. Frank does your dirty work. Frank has you covered. I love this one.
Frank can see clearly now.
I mean, they're everywhere. Frank rock and rolls. Frank gets squeegee clean. Frank ditches the bucket. Frank is living on a sprayer. Frank's on a roll. Frank sucks it up. Why? Because he's a glass act. He rolls with it. He lends a hand. He's one tough glove. Frank coffee.
Anyway, there's a million more.
Ten times Canada helped the U.S. with its wildfires, instead of whining about the smoke. 
