A short monologue by Emily Fletcher diagnosing the "I'll be happy when" syndrome—the belief that external achievements or possessions will produce lasting happiness—and arguing that true happiness is internal and present-moment. She links this mindset to addictive consumption, waste (single-use plastics), and a self-reinforcing cycle of chasing more that undermines wellbeing.
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So if climate change is the symptom, what's the underlying imbalance? The I'll be happy when syndrome. Right. Which is the mistaken belief that we can somehow consume our way to happiness. And the I'll be happy when syndrome. It shows up in achievement, it shows up in relationships, but most of all, money. We think, oh, if I could just make $10,000, then I won't have to stress about my rent, and then I will be happy. And if you manage to do that, you think, oh, I bet I could do $100,000. That'd be great. And if you do $100,000, then you think, I bet I could do. And once you get a million dollars, then you think, I wonder if I could do $100 million. And once you get $100 million, then you want a jet. And once you have $100 million and a jet, then you just miss the days that you could get high and go to the park and not have to worry about managing your money all day. Right? So our happiness becomes this little carrot that just gets further and further and further and further away and then we die. And I'm really sorry if this is bad news, but your happiness does not lie on the other side of any person, any place or anything. It doesn't lie on the other side of an engagement ring or an acquisition of a company or a million people on your mailing list. Your happiness exists in one place and that is inside of you. And it exists in one time, and that is right now. Any attempt to fill an internal void by reaching to an external disposable thing wrapped in plastic is an addiction. And that addiction is fueling our need to consume. We're all so busy running, trying to make money that we don't take time to pack our food. So we grab a plastic to go container and we're all so busy achieving that we get our coffee in a plastic to go cup. And then we're so caffeinated that we can't sleep. So we oversleep our alarm and we don't pack our food. So we consume and we throw away. We consume and throw away. We consume and throw away. It is a vicious cycle and it is time for it to stop.
