"Big Business Daddy", Sapiosexuals & the Dirty Business News

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Business news.

Thanks, you guys. We'll talk soon.

Bye. All right, take it easy.

So that was your favorite person on Instagram, huh?

She is my favorite person on Instagram, Diamond.

Oh, is this my big, hot, fair and sexy business daddy?

You've been on hold for three minutes. Do I pay when you're on hold too? Because that's why everybody was, like, swinging at me. They're like, take diamond, take Diamond. Did you hear our little intro song?

I heard nothing. My hold is a big, fat blank.

Diamond, you and I now have something together, which is an intro song. We do.

Oh, my God.

It's very. It's very porno. Here you go.

Dirty business news.

What do you think about that? Short and sweet.

I missed it.

You missed it? Are you just.

Yeah, it's not coming through.

Oh, you can't hear it on your end. Do we not.

The crazy people just heard it.

Yeah.

Well, I do need to tell you, though, before we get going with our.

Our regular call rates went up to $45aminute.

Well, no, but I am required to inform you that the rates have increased to 1399aminute. But all you have to do is just stay on the line to accept.

Okay, you kind of got me. I don't have a choice. It's our segment.

I like the time we spend together.

Oh, me too.

I think it's worth it.

So, you ready to do some news?

Yeah. I'm just so excited. I'm learning so much. That's a turn on.

What do they call that? That?

Sapiosexual?

Yeah. Is that you? Are you sapiosexual?

I don't think I knew I was till I met you.

Oh, nice. So I brought you a new fetish. And that.

And I taught you how to pronounce gozen.

That's right. All right, you ready for your headlines, baby?

I am.

Okay. Uber wants you to catch the bus or train if they can drive you there. Ride sharing giant is forging links with public transit systems, seeking to move from being primarily a taxi like service. What the hell does that mean?

I was gonna ask you. So they want us to ride an Uber to the bus.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. If you're taking a bus, how do you even afford an Uber?

Right? That makes no sense.

Oh, oh, oh.

That is dirty business news because it makes no sense.

Maybe if it's like people like to take the the train and they don't want to park in long term all day parking.

Beats me. You're not going to see me on a train or a Bus.

What's the nastiest thing you've done in an Uber?

I have been in an Uber with girls. Maybe girls kissing in an Uber. That's about it. How about you?

Well, the nastiest thing I've done in an Uber is be in an Uber X, but I like the idea of picking a bus or a train because.

Wow, Diamond.

I don't know if you're familiar with.

What that was great set up and everything.

That was great.

I don't. I don't know if you know what a train is, but maybe they're talking about, like my kind of train, now that I'm thinking about it.

No, they're definitely not.

What you're talking about. I do know what you're talking about, but they're not talking about that kind of train.

They're talking.

No, no, I'm talk. You know, when there's one girl, ten guys lined up.

No, never done that. But you have.

No. Oh. Oh. I mean, allegedly, maybe.

No, that's. That's a dirty train. But I'm. I'm not. I'm not riding the dirty trains and I'm not riding the regular train either, which feels just as dirty, in fact. You know what, though, is there's probably a better chance of me doing that kind of a train than riding the train here in la.

Oh, you're in la. Are. The train system's not good. There's.

I. I don't know, I just wouldn't do it. I've never ridden the subway in New York either.

Yeah, that can be a little scary, but whatever. All right, you ready for your next one?

Yep.

The Apple bug enables eat on FaceTime users. Oh. Oh, my God. Wait, that means they can watch us.

I think they can hear you.

Wait. Well, wait. I mean, I love spy panels and I love people watching, but I mean, that's only when I know they're paying for it and stuff. And I don't know how I feel about this, Chris. This kind of leaves me feeling uneasy.

Yeah, it is, it's uneasy. I think that they didn't. They disable FaceTime today or something?

Yeah, I think they disabled it until they can fix the.

I don't know, disable.

Does it tell you the trick? So the trick, Ms. Diamond, was that you would call somebody and then in the middle of the face. Well, you'd FaceTime them and then in the middle of that, before they picked up, you would hit conference, but then you would conference yourself in and then you could then hear everything that was happening or something. Like that. It was a trick like that. So what if I did that? What kind of things would I be hearing on your phone if I did that?

I mean, you'd be hearing all sorts of things, baby. I don't think you'd be hearing news headlines. You might be hearing a little. Little splashing going around because things tend to get wet and wild over the diamond headquarters.

I'd be hearing different fetishes that might make me uncomfortable.

You'd hear probably a little spanking, maybe a little cat o' nine tails. Some flogging and flagellating. People really are into that.

What's a cat o' nine tails? Is that violent towards animals?

The only violence towards animals I condone is beating up this pussy over here. No, the cat o' nine tails is actually a handheld device that you. For bondage. Sadomasochism, baby.

Is it like a whip?

Yeah, with nine tails on it. It's like old school torture.

Are they like cat on the end? Why is it a cat?

No, it's long. It's long tails. I don't know where it was derived from. I believe it was from the medieval times, but that's what they used as torture devices. And then, you know, the kinky freaks decided, hey, I like the way this feels on my bare ass. Use it on me, baby.

So in that situation, should I Facebook you, then conference myself in and then hear what you're doing and you're using a cat of nine tails. Is it being used on you? Are you using it on somebody else?

I typically would use it on something or someone else. I would love if you'd spy on me. I love being spied on. It's a fetish of mine.

You're kind of a. Call yourself a not. What's the opposite of. Yeah. Exhibitionist. You're an exhibitionist.

You know what I love? Like, I love leaving my blinds open. So, like the. What are they called? The landscapers can catch a free show.

I'm serious.

You could probably get away with paying them less if you were doing that, I would imagine. Yeah, it'd be a popular house on the landscaping bidding trail. Okay, next. Next business news.

Okay, okay, okay. Norwegian Air seeks cash injection. Oh, this is all kinds of nasty. I love cash. I love all sorts of injections. I've even had cash injected in me, if you know what I mean. That's hot.

How does that work?

You roll it up, you spit on it, and you stuff it in.

Wow. That is what you call it. So why do they need. Yeah, why do they need cash.

Okay, so Norwegian Air wants to raise 3 billion Norwegian kroner. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah, what is that?

No, wait, what is that?

Their. That's their money.

Three billion Norwegian, you know. Yeah, it has to be, because I don't think that that's a euphemism for a SO and they want to do this through a rights issue to improve its finances. So they want to raise a lot of kroners.

So are people not flying Norwegian Airlines?

I don't know. Let me keep reading. The news comes as the company announced that its Preliminary hearings for 2018 showed an operating loss of nearly 3.8 billion kroner. This kroner's throwing me off the budget. Carrier said it was not in talks with any potential buyers after British Airways owner IAG abandoned plans to buy it last week. I don't know. Sounds pretty desperate, though.

Yeah. Okay. What's the next one?

I don't know.

Well, I feel like they write these headlines for you by putting an injection and expansion. Like, isn't it funny how the business headlines are written for Diamond?

I've never. I've never known them to be so dirty, baby.

I don't think they intend for them to be nasty. I think I just know how to give it to you. Nasty.

I think so.

So this is the last one I have for you because I actually have a usual appointment at this time in about three minutes as far as a regular client, so we're gonna have to cut it with this one.

Wait, I'm a regular client?

I'm becoming a regular client?

Yeah. If you want to set an ongoing schedule, I can put you in touch with my show booker and we can get you as a recurring appointment at the same time every week. How much is that? A little bit more money. I'm required to inform you that it's going to be 1499aminute for an appointment.

Sounds fat.

I feel like it was going to be that next week anyway.

Excellent. All right, so here we go. A man was asked to leave a local gym. Oh. For wearing a Trump shirt.

Oh, yeah, I saw that. Yeah. And so the.

Just want to take it off.

Yeah, well, he was trying to make a statement, I think, in a. Maybe a very blue state. Does it tell you what state that was in?

No, no, I can look it up further. I already.

It doesn't matter. But yeah, the gym owner was very offended and so she asked him to leave. And then another gym in town made the headlines because they gave him a free year membership.

You know, What? That. That's bs. It's like, why are you going to let your opinions, as wrong as they may be, ban someone from your gym? Isn't that a First Amendment right?

I kind of feel like it is. I don't. I don't know that if I'm at the gym and somebody's wearing a Trump shirt that that really is a political debate or anything like that. I feel like I.

What's the.

I owned a gym. I could care less. I just want their.

Yeah. As long as people are paying their monthly.

Yep. I want to be happy and I want them to pay their monthly, but I don't. I don't care.

Well, my biggest kind of just issue with this is because this has been all over, like Instagram and Twitter, not this story, but people just being so incensed and enraged by these, like, make America great shirts and hats. What's so offensive about making America great? I don't get it.

The thing that's offensive to a lot of people is the person behind that, which is Trump.

Because our president, though.

Yeah, I know, but a lot of people.

I mean, I've. I've disliked tons of presidents and I'm, you know.

You weren't offended by his Grab him by the.

Not at all. That's turned me the hell on.

I was like, do more than grab it, baby.

And it doesn't even have to be him. It could be anyone. I just like a good pussy grab.

That's awesome. I've never done that.

What.

So come on, does it need to be soft? Can you, like, be a little aggressive? Like, what's the approach?

No, what's the. What's the name implies it. A grab is a grab. It's very aggressive. It's like a big handful of, you know, kitty cat. It's a good thing.

I think that would get me in trouble.

I'm thinking, well, I mean, you have to do it with a willing participant.

That's what people would say, toxic masculinity or whatever. If we went around doing that.

I don't know. I like a guy grabbing me like that. I like the possessiveness. I think it's hot. But I don't want girls in the relationship.

You're kind of a special case. You're. You're not caught up in all the other things that people are, you know what.

And it's such a great way to live. I just get a focus on being hot and damp and turned on and I get to talk to you. So do I get to look forward for. To a call next week. Chris.

Yes, we have an intro song now. Of course. Thank you, mister.

Okay, well, I really want to hear it so make sure it comes through next time. Yes. I'm so excited. All right, don't forget Dirty Business News.

My pleasure. Hi baby.

God, that's my favorite part of this whole show is the beautiful Ms. Diamond says the most inappropriate things. She is. She is one unique.

She's a unicorn.

Does she know? I don't know that she knows what we're doing here.

I know because she doesn't.

Do we have permission to broadcast her?

Yeah, we told her that. We told her that.

So she knows that we're putting it out there?

Yeah, but I don't think she gets it. I think she just. She goes, okay, whatever you want. I think she thinks that's a fetish.

It's funny broadcasting.