Emma Straub performs a comedic recipe that starts like a dessert but turns into hair conditioning instructions. She lists precise measurements: two teaspoons butter, a tablespoon flour, a cup of milk, chocolate, sugar, egg yolks, vanilla. The steps blend kitchen actions with salon visits, ending with whipped cream and eating it anyway.
"So Miss Piggy's Petite Coiffure Style and Smile Hair Conditioning Recipe. 2 teaspoons butter, 1 tablespoon flour, a cup milk, 1 ounce pounder chocolate, 1/3 of a cup sugar, 3 egg yolks, 1 teaspoon vanilla, 3 egg whites. Step 1, heat the vanilla, sugar, and chocolate. Beat in the yolks, then whip in the vanilla and the egg whites. Place in the oven on very low heat. 2, go out and have your hair done. 3, Come home, remove mixture from oven, cover lightly with whipped cream, and eat. Yeah.
