Two comedians discuss the unwanted explicit messages and dick pics performers get after shows. One recounts receiving a photo with "You like?" followed by a weight insult nine minutes later. They touch on how a self-help book called "Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy" changed things.
Do guys hit on you when you're done being on stage? Men hit on me, and I'll never discourage a man from shooting their shot in real life. The DM, it's an epidemic. I could go through my phone right now.
Oh, they probably show dick pics and all that too.
Oh yeah. Oh my God, I got one. He sent me a dick pic and he goes, "Hey, you like?" And then waited 9 minutes. 9 minutes waited. Wait, you didn't immediately respond? I was asleep. It was 4 in the morning. 4 in the morning. That's better. This is the funny part. "You like?" Waited 9 minutes. I didn't respond. And then he writes, eh, you're fat anyway.
Big question.
Uh-oh.
How did Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy change your life?
I mean, it changed my life in that it
