Laura Marano plays a book version of F, Marry, Kill with three titles: a Mick Jagger joke book, a self-hypnosis guide for punctuality, and Ray Bradbury's Dandelion Wine. She picks the Jagger book for a one-night stand, marries the self-hypnosis guide, and throws Dandelion Wine out the car window.
Can we play a little game?
Yes.
Have you ever played F, Marry, Kill?
Yes.
So the premise is you're going to have a one-night stand with a book.
Okay.
You're going to marry a book and you're going to throw one out the window going 90 on the 405. Well, okay, maybe the 5. You would never get 90 on the 405. There's too much traffic.
Yeah, it's true.
Okay, very true. So the first book is I Don't Think of Myself as Sexy. It's Just That I Look in the Mirror and See Mick Jagger.
Okay. Incredible title.
So go ahead, look at that.
Okay.
Does that give you one-night stand vibes?
I feel like you think it gives one-night stand vibes.
I do.
No?
Is there anything about yourself you would like to change?
Ooh. I think I would love to be more on time to things.
Perfect. Self-hypnosis, the technique and its use in daily living. You could hypnotize yourself to be on time.
Incredible. Okay. The only thing I'll say, and again, I don't know if this would be true to me, is I guess my father tried to be hypnotized once and he couldn't be hypnotized.
Well, that's because somebody else did it. You would hypnotize yourself.
Myself. Self. Okay.
There's no way that it wouldn't work because it's you.
Okay. I don't know if that's true. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Well, for the purposes of this, we need to assume it's true.
It's true. It's absolutely true. Yes.
Have you ever read Dandelion Wine?
No, by Ray Bradbury.
Okay, so this is a great book.
Okay, and there's no context at all? Like, I can't even—
yeah, check it out, it's a great book.
Um, okay, okay, okay, okay, I make my decision. Yeah, I think I would— I think I would have a one-night stand with Mick Jagger. I think— and let me clarify, the book, the book Thank you. Okay. I genuinely think— I kind of think I would maybe throw this out the window, potentially.
So you're not committed to being on time?
I'm not, I guess. Well, I don't know. I don't believe that this is going to actually make me be more on time, but I'm intrigued by this.
So you'd marry it?
I think it'd be like a— what's it called? A marriage. Yeah, we hadn't met. We'd be, uh, an arranged marriage. That's what I was thinking of.
This has worked out great.
I know.
So, so take that also. So you're leaving here with 3 books.
This is— I'm gonna get so yelled at, and I'm so excited.
What do you mean?
I don't think you understand how many— like, I'm— it's an issue how many books I have, but I can always have more.
You need new friends.
Thank you.
Start a revolution today.
Wait, I'm really excited to read this. Why am I so excited to read it knowing nothing? Okay. Thank you.
