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Swank Daddy (@homercutsbeardoil on TikTok) Unboxing of I AM LEADER

7 Nov 2024 · 1 min

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A short YouTube/TikTok-styled unboxing/monologue by the persona Swank Daddy (TikTok handle homercutsbeardoil) in which he comically proclaims his devotion to books and culture. The clip consists of a theatrical greeting, repeated lines about wanting a book that engages him spiritually/socially/artistically, and call-and-response interjections from a second speaker naming famous titles; it ends with the speaker asserting “I am leader.”

Chapters

Why, hello. It's your little Professor Swank. Daddy. Well read. Man of culture and books.
There's nothing like leisurely reading with my faves. Are you not entertained.
Gladiator? I don't want to die.
Sorry. Same difference. Oh, too much conflict, Daddy? No, Like, I need a new book.
I could really go for a new book right now. I could really go for a book that I can engage with spiritually.
Socially, physically, artistically.
I see books within books. I see many books. I see book within books. I am Lear.
Anthony Robbins. Ooh. I'm not walking on hot coals for you. Power of now.
Oh, no. See you later.
Gone with the wind.
Be gone with that breeze.
Don Quixote.
Shoo. Honey, you just tired. Chris. Bulldog Collins. Bulldog. Chris Collins. I am leader.