Chris picks between three minimum-wage jobs: traveling porta-potty cleaner in LA, fish scaler at Pike Place Market, or drum department at Guitar Center. He rules out the drums and goes with fish scaling, despite the smell and full-time commitment.
Okay, so we're gonna. We're gonna play would you rather. So this is a. A little thing that we've done MIA before, but Christian, somehow, he. He's trying to flip it, and he's gonna make me the victim of it. Where it's probably funnier when I do it to you, but we're gonna see what your would you rather is. But I'm the.
You're the victim.
He's the answer person. Okay, so. So, Chris, let's. Lets say that the world doesn't.
Your setup for would you rather Is just like. You're set up for a joke.
Really? Is it? My only setup is the same setup that I do for jokes.
It's your only personality trait.
So yeah. All right. So if the world plays a funny, funny joke on us and you have to change careers and you're forced into one of these three careers.
So I have to. Do I have to get a job? Is that what we're saying?
Oh, yeah.
I have to get a job. And my only choice. Three choices are one of these three.
Your first choice.
You travel around and clean Porta Potties.
Travel around where?
Just let's say the greater Los Angeles area.
And what does it pay?
$13.86 an hour.
Do all these jobs pay the same.
Ironically? Yes. Yeah.
So I'm basically minimum wage.
Yeah, you might be a buck or two over, but I don't know, maybe if you do really good, you can get promoted.
You can move up. You can be the head porta Potty.
That's right. You can just be the person that picks up the blue. The blue solution.
Okay, so cleaning porta Potties.
Cleaning Porta Potties is number one. Next one is to be the fish scaler at Pike's. Pike's Place.
So fish come in place, I scale them and then they're sold. Is that.
Yes, that's exactly right.
So that's a full time job.
Full time job.
You're always scaling fish all day.
Scaling fish all day.
Okay, then it pays $13 an hour.
13.86 or the last one. You are in charge of the drum room at guitar center.
I mean, that's clearly the worst job.
Now, I don't know if everyone would agree with you, Chris, so you might want to go into that.
No, that's pure hell.
Can you imagine being the drum guy at a guitar center? Like you work in drum department.
You do. You know what kids come in to test out the drums in the drum department and guitar center.
No.
That was a great dramatic pause.
Yeah, she she was staring me down. Yeah, kids that can't afford a drum set, that don't know how to play all day long. Just if you're ever bored driving around or something and you want to test out my theory just called Guitar center and ask for the drum Department. And then hear the racket in the background, like, literally, they'll be like, drum department. And it's like pots and pans falling down a stairwell constantly, all day long. And you're like, oh, drum department. What, what? What? All day long.
A constant. Suffer from tinnitus and all that other stuff too, right?
No, that's a version of hell that I think a lot of people haven't experienced.
Have you?
Well, yeah, because I was a drummer. I used to go in there all the time. And you can't even stand to be in there, let alone work there all day. Like, you just look at those guys and it's like. Like, you know, like when you see a girl with the guy sometimes and she's like blinking like, help, help. I've been kidnapped. That's what the guys behind the counter hit Guitar center look like. They're like, they're like, why are they blinking like that?
And they're like.
Save me.
I don't need the 1386 that bad.
Can you imagine? It's all like, you know, anywhere between, like 8 year olds and 15 year olds that can't afford a drum set, but they go in there and pretend like they're going to buy one all day and practice their rudiment and it's just terrible. That stuff is meant to be practiced. You. You need to work out that terribleness in a basement somewhere that only your parents, who brought you into this world, have to suffer through. But the poor guy gets Harson. Yeah, it couldn't pay enough.
No.
I love the idea that these are my only three choices. Like, this is all I've accomplished in life.
Right.
But I. I would say that I would pick the Pike Place. I'd scale fish.
You get to be, you know, close to your old home, kind of.
Yeah. I love the Pike Place market. One of the. One of the best times in my life was I lived two blocks from Pike Place.
Yeah.
I walk down there constantly and get food.
I don't know if I could deal with a permanent smell of fish on me all the time. I think that that's what I have a tough time with.
You know what happens when you get used to it? Pretty soon you don't smell the fish.
I don't know. When I was a kid growing up in the country, like the pig farmers. Never. It never bothered them that they smelled like pig.
Just bothered everybody else.
Totally bothered me.
Yeah.
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