Chris Collins asks Christian to pick the worst job: clean a decade-old sump, fix a broken parts machine, or drive a COVID-positive customer home. Christian picks the sick customer. A funny look at what service workers actually deal with.
Okay, here's your. Your. Would you rather.
Oh, we're getting right to it. Huh.
So everybody should know, if you listen to the show, that. That Christian drives a Tesla. One of the things with Teslas is that you got to plug them in and charge them.
Right.
And so should you be in a precarious position of needing to charge your Tesla and, like, trade.
Something to charge your Tesla, let's say you're stuck somewhere and there's none of the fancy Tesla chargers, and you got to do the old fashioned plug it in.
Yeah.
And when you plug it into the normal outlet, doesn't it take, like, eight hours to charge?
Yeah, the most you get out of it is 25 miles per hour with. And that's actually with, like, the 200amp thing.
Okay. So let's say you're gonna charge it for four hours. So then. Oh, you're gonna get 200 miles in four hours.
400. Four hours would be 100 miles.
Oh, 100 miles. So you're gonna get 100 miles. That's enough to get home or whatever. Right. So would you rather to charge a Tesla in exchange for labor or services?
The bartering system. Yes, I got it.
Would you rather clean the sump in a wash rack that hasn't been cleaned for, like, 10 years? Have you ever cleaned a sump?
Yeah, it's the. It's the most hideous smell.
Yeah.
Like, it's worse than sewage. I don't know.
You're gonna spend four hours cleaning the sump.
Okay.
Just the look on your face. How do you feel about that?
Not. Not so good.
Drive a customer home with COVID So a shuttle. You're gonna drive the shuttle. But the customer clearly has Covid. He's sneezing co. Fleming.
Everywhere.
Death.
There's spew.
There's spewed them on the windshield. You're driving them. Not in, like, a van. Like, you're just in a lone car. Like a Chevy.
Like a small one, though. No, forget the Malibu. It's smaller. It's the Aveo. Yeah. The avail.
So number one is you got to clean the sump in a wash rack. Number two is you got to drive a customer home with COVID Like, clearly with COVID Or you have to fix the Henno machine that a new parts guy has put all the wrong parts in the wrong parts numbers, so the locators are all wrong, and you got to go through that whole thing and redo every. Have you ever tried to do an inventory on a. On a handle machine?
No, but I can imagine It's a chore.
I've gone in before where the machine is wrong. Like, the parts are wrong in there, and it is. You got to. So first of all, you got to shut everything down for, like, a couple days.
Right. Because you could die if you're to.
Kind of pull everything out and then reload it. And most of the time, that machine doesn't talk to the DMS the way that it should. They're fighting, just trying to paint the picture that you. You're. You know it has its own software, right?
Yeah.
So if anybody doesn't know what the Henno machine is, is. It's that parts machine that's like a. A parts department vending machine.
Yeah. You type in a number, and then the part comes up. It's beautiful. Yeah. And then when it's not needed, it disappears, and all the things are on different layers. It's a conveyor.
Really, really works well when it works well.
And it is an expensive disaster when it's not going well.
It's.
So to fix.
To charge your Tesla, would you rather clean this up in a wash rack, drive a customer with COVID home, or fix a machine that.
Is completely out of whack?
Holy cow. Okay, a couple of quick questions. Do we. Is it a wash and wax or just a wash?
Why does that make a difference?
These are my questions. I'm allotted a couple of questions for clarification.
But why does the wax matter?
Because the wax smells even worse.
Oh, then just wax.
Sure. Okay, great. Okay.
The wax smells even worse.
Yeah. Like, the more stuff you put in there, the worse.
I can't imagine how it could smell worse. It's like, horrible. Every time I've ever had to do that, it.
Honestly, my stomach's turning thinking about it.
Oh, it's the worst.
So bad.
And I'm good at this.
The way the stuff get into the rails and. Oh, my good lord. Okay, then.
Do you see how I'm. I'm saving your reputation by leaving the single mom?
Yeah, because clearly it could have been.
Sump Drive a customer with COVID home or fire a single mom. Fire a single mom should probably be the. The third one on every one of these.
Sorry, Janet, it's time to go. No, I wouldn't do that.
Oh, Janet. So you've actually.
Yeah, I've named her.
Yeah. Or clearly fired a single mom named Janet before.
Never know. Okay, so goodness gracious. And we're in a navao. How far is the drive with The COVID customer?
10 minus.
Okay, cool.
Does that matter?
Yeah. A little bit. Is the COVID customer chatty on top of it?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Son of a biscuit.
Is the parts department with the handle machine profitable?
Clearly not.
Okay, good, good. So.
And you're gonna have to do that all yourself. Like, nobody in there is gonna help you because they don't know anything. It's not their fault.
This is awful.
Can you imagine if you worked for Hennel? Like.
Like the calls that they must get? It's a lot of fun. All right.
See, that's what I do is I. I put myself under shock therapy and I recall. I force myself to recall the worst experiences I've ever had, and then I create them into a game called, called. Would you rather.
Yeah. This is great. I love this segment.
Except I've never driven a customer home.
With COVID Me neither.
In fact, I haven't since COVID started. I haven't even been in an Uber.
Okay. I think I've been in three. Not many just in traveling, but. Yeah, you're right. But always with a hand sanitizer in my hands and I try not to touch anything. But.
I think that I've made my decision.
I'm going to.
I'm going to take the COVID You're.
Going to take the COVID Yeah.
I have a lot of faith in my immune system. Wow. And I hate the car wash thing. It's so disgusting.
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay, well, there you have it.
Would you rather super curious if anyone else would take the COVID or if.
I'm crazy in the comments? What you think about Christian's pick there?
Yeah. Speaking of cleaning, it's interesting. I was going to tell you this. I sold my vacuum cleaner the other day.
You sold your vacuum cleaner?
Yeah, it was just collecting dust.
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