Interviewing A Three Year Old (Her Answers Will Shock You)

Thanks for listening to the Howdy Podcast. In this show, we'll be talking to creatives, small business owners, entrepreneurs, and many, many more. My goal with this business is to show to the world the power of the internet, the power of social media, and the power of learning a new skill. Again, thanks for watching and enjoy the show. Welcome to the Howdy Podcast. Today's guest is Zoe Sutherland. How are you doing, Zoe?

Good.

So Zoe is my cousin.

No, I'm a girl.

I said you're my cousin.

No, I'm a girl.

You are a girl.

Yeah.

High five.

I'm not a— I'm not a cousin, I'm a girl.

Okay, fine. She— okay, she's supposedly not my cousin. She's A girl?

Yeah.

Do you like being a girl?

Yeah.

Why? What's your favorite thing about being a girl?

Um, growing.

Growing?

Mm-hmm.

What do you mean? What are you growing in?

Like, God makes us grow.

Yeah?

Yeah.

God makes you grow? Yeah. Nice. He does. How old are you now?

I'm free.

I think you mean three.

What? I'm free.

You're free?

Yeah.

Free from what? So do you like being in Abilene?

No, I don't live in Abilene.

I know, but whenever you come visit us, do you like it? Is it fun?

Mm-hmm.

What did you all do this weekend?

We We do everything.

Can you name some of those things? Did you go somewhere with some animals?

Oh yeah.

What was it? Where did we go?

We went to the zoo.

Okay, yeah. We went to the zoo. What did we see there? Some monkeys?

Some of things and Everything.

Some, some what?

Some everything.

Everything?

Yeah.

Wow.

Um, what's your favorite part?

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Yeah. Hmm.

Probably the flamingos. Um, is that your favorite part?

Yeah.

The flamingos are?

Mm-hmm.

Not any of the others? What about the rhino?

Ooh, I like rhinos.

You like the rhino? Yeah. What about the lion?

And I don't like the lion.

You don't like the lion? Why?

Because I don't like lions.

Well then, what do they do to you?

They can roar.

Oh. Did you see the cougars?

What?

Did you see the cougars?

No, I didn't.

Yeah, the big cats that ate the fish.

What? Oh yeah, yeah.

Did you like those? Yeah, they roar too.

No, they meow.

Oh, what noise do they make?

They make meow sound.

Well, can you make it?

Meow. Oof!

What animal is that?

Oof!

What animal is that?

A dog.

Dog. Man, you're a smart cookie. You like to play with springs?

Yeah.

Hey, I have a couple more questions for you, okay?

Okay.

If you could be any superhero, who would you be? Um, I like to be, uh, think about it really hard, um, because you only get one.

My favorite color one. Okay, purple.

Purple?

Yeah.

Do you know any purple superheroes?

Yeah.

Who? Can you name it?

Yeah.

Who is it? Mm, because I don't know any purple superheroes.

Womanizer.

Womanizer? Yeah, is Womanizer purple?

Yeah.

Wow. What about like the Incredible Hulk? What? What do you know who the Hulk is?

No.

Okay, what about Spider-Man?

I like Spider-Man.

Spider-Man's cool.

Yeah.

He was my favorite growing up. Did you know that? Yeah. Wow, that's awesome. Great conversation so far, Zoe.

It was when it was Halloween one time, we went to get treats.

Treats?

Yeah.

What kind of treats?

Candy.

Candy?

Yeah.

Do you like candy?

When it was Halloween.

What if I told you I had candy right now?

What?

What would you say? Um, would you believe me?

We had a candy bracelet.

Do you want candy right now?

Yeah.

What's your favorite kind of candy?

Um, hmm.

Decisions are hard. Trust me, I know.

Um, candy bracelets.

I don't have a candy bracelet.

Me too. I like candy bracelets all the time.

Yeah, I usually just wear it. So I'll go to work, I'll wear it in the mornings, and then I'll just like eat it off my hand for breakfast. Do you ever do that?

Yeah.

Yeah.

On the couch, are you?

Hey, you gotta point this towards your mic, towards your mouth.

What's your favorite part about the music?

Music?

Yeah.

What music?

Like Womanizer.

Well, I play a lot of music. I don't play Womanizer. I play worship music. Do you know any worship songs?

No.

Yes, yes you do.

No, I don't.

In Jesus' name.

Nope.

You do know that song. You sing it all the time, silly goose.

No. Um, Charity Gal.

Charity Gal.

Yeah.

Do you know I Speak Jesus?

What?

I speak Jesus.

What?

Okay.

No way.

You just said you knew Charity Gale.

Yeah. I love Charity Gale.

Okay. Well, and you don't know her songs?

No. Any of her songs?

Okay, Zoe, what's your favorite thing to eat for breakfast?

Um, buschetti with—

Buschetti?

Yeah.

What is that? What is buschetti?

Buschetti is dinner.

If it's dinner, yeah, how do you eat it for breakfast?

Well, it's not breakfast, it's dinner.

Well, I asked you what your favorite breakfast food was.

It's just my favorite one. I already said my favorite one.

That's a dinner.

No, it's not. It's lunch.

Okay, now you're changing up on me.

I'm kicking a joke on you.

Oh, you're kicking a joke on me. I should have known from the beginning. So do you like to eat eggs?

Yeah.

Is that your favorite breakfast food?

Yes.

Or what about cereal?

Um, I'm so long when I'm sitting like that.

You are getting tall. Are you comfortable? Do you need some water or anything? Yeah, you need some water?

Yeah.

Mike, could you bring us some water?

Like my drink on the— that thing.

Say Mike. Give me some water. Tell him to get you some water. Say, Mike, can you get me some water?

No, my name is Zoe.

No, that's Mike. You are Zoe. Can you say, Mike, can you bring me some water please? I'm parched.

Hey.

Uh-oh, uh-oh, look who it is! It's the world-renowned Incredible Hulk! What you got there? Did y'all go eat somewhere?

Yeah.

What is it? Do you know the name of it?

It's Mm-hmm.

What's it— where did y'all go get food? Zoe, hey, hey, where did you go get food?

Can you put this up a little bit?

Yes, ma'am, I can.

Is that better?

Is that better? Yeah.

Okay, what did y'all put your headphones on?

Well, I don't need to put the headphones on.

Why?

Yeah, fine, I'll put the headphones on. I guess you're running the show now. Is that better?

Yeah.

Where did y'all go eat food? Um, before this, you don't— you don't know what it's called? What does that say? No. Arby's. Oh, duh. Did you get curly fries?

What?

Did you get curly fries? No. Uh-huh. Did you like them?

No. I didn't eat them.

Why? Because they were bad? Yeah, they were gross.

I'm kicking a joke.

Oh, you're kicking a joke. Arby's, she was kicking a joke. All right.

Yeah.

Can you, can you wave at this camera and say hello to all the viewers? Say hello, I'm Zoe.

Hi, I'm Zoe.

Say I love you.

I love you.

She loves you, folks. We're gonna have a couple more questions after this competition, okay? Can I take these off?

Huh? Not yet.

Not yet. Okay, in this cup, can you guess what it is?

Ice?

No, it's chips.

Chips.

In this cup I have the hottest chips—

what?—

in the world.

What?

The spiciest chips you'll ever have tasted.

I don't like spicy chips.

We have to taste it today. I'll taste it with you, okay?

And I'm going to take a drink.

Okay, you're going to take a drink after, okay?

Ready?

Yeah. They're really good.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

All right, sit back real quick. Wait, wait, you can't tell us. I got to eat one with you. Mm, talk in the mic. Is that better? Mhm. Hey, scoot over a little bit. There you go.

Yummy.

Yummy. Is that pretty good?

Mhm.

On a scale from 1 to 5? How hot is it?

4.

4?

Yeah.

Have you had anything spicier than that before?

Mm-mm.

Have you ever had a Hot Cheeto?

No.

I find that hard to believe. Are you lying?

No. I kick a new joke on you.

Hey, can you sit up? Sit up like normal, like you were earlier, that way it can see you. There you go. All right. Hey, we only have 2 more questions, okay?

Okay.

Are you excited? Are you having a fun time on the podcast?

Yeah.

Would you recommend— would you tell your friends to watch the podcast?

What?

All your friends?

Yeah, from school.

Yeah, would you tell them to watch the podcast?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, good. Oh man. Okay, if you could go anywhere in the entire world—

you okay?

Mm-hmm. If you could go anywhere in the whole world, where would you go?

Uh, to school.

You, you, that would be the one place you want to go? Nowhere else?

To soccer practice.

You want to go to soccer practice? You don't want to go to like What about like your grandma's house? Lala?

No.

Oh, you'd rather go to school?

No, my grandma's house is meh.

It's meh?

Meh.

What does that mean?

That means meh.

Oh, what about Lala's house?

Well, she's not my grandma, she's only Lala.

Okay, okay, I don't think I'm tracking. Okay, so, so you'd rather go to school than go to Lala's house?

No, I'd rather go to soccer practice. Soccer practice and school.

Okay, this is the last question, okay?

Okay.

What is— and I need you to think really hard on this one— what is the silliest thing that you've ever done?

Like, yeah, like Like doing this.

Ever in your whole life, that's the silliest thing? Can you do it? That is silly. Can you do it and look into here? Look into this camera. Show the audience. You like Arby's, don't you? That is silly. Oh, that is silly. Oh, it's kind of scary too. Oh, oh, oh my goodness. That is really silly. Have you ever done anything that is sillier than that? Have you ever tooted? You, you've never tooted? I find that hard to believe. I heard you toot the other day. Oh, but you burp.

I can't.

What?

What's up? You hear that, folks? I didn't—

we didn't hear that. Can you say it again? Oh, are you burping?

Pretend.

Pretend. Okay.

No, pardon me.

Oh, pardon me. I'll pardon you. Are those chips pretty good? Pardon you. I don't think there's anything left in that drink.

Let me check. Oh.

Oh, do you like— do you need to go back to Arby's and get you some more curly fries?

No, drink.

Hey, man, she really likes Arby's. Is that good? The chip wasn't that spicy, Zoe. Was it spicy? Hey, I have a piece of candy in my pocket right now. Can you guess what it is? It's not a candy bracelet.

What?

It's not a candy bracelet. I ran out. Mike just ate the last one.

What?

Yeah.

Oh, dang it.

Dang it, Mike. Can you, can you guess? And if you guess it right, I'll give it to you. If you guess it wrong, I guess you'll never know. Can I take these off now? Okay, you get, you get 3 guesses. You get 10 seconds. 10, 9, um, 8, 7, 6, uh, 6 and a half. All right, guys, it'll be 5 and a half. 5. 4 and 3/4. Okay, guess what color it is. Let's make it easier.

White?

Nope.

Black?

Nope. Uh, pink? Hey, yeah, you gotta put your foot down so they can see your face. Nope, it's not pink.

Um, purple?

You're very close.

Um, white?

No, you already guessed that one.

Um, orange?

Close enough. I have right here a blue raspberry Airhead as your reward for coming on the show today. Will you accept my gift? Hey, come back, come back, come back, come back! We gotta say bye to the audience. Can you sit up real quick?

Bye!

Wait, wait, sit up like normal. Is there any last words you want to say to the audience before we hop off? Go for it. They're right here.

I love you.

Okay. Is that it?

Mm-hmm.

Say, can you say, go listen to the podcast?

Go listen to the podcast.

Can you say, go listen to the Howdy Podcast?

Go listen to Howdy Podcast.

Yeah. Well, folks, that's about it for this episode of the Howdy Podcast. Thank you, Zoe, for coming on. One more high five. Harder. As hard as you can. Golly girl. What does your shirt say? I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle. That is true. Before we leave today, I'm gonna have Zoe— could you pray us out really quick? Ready?

I love you, God, and every day I love you very fast until I know you, until I love you every day. I love you. In Jesus' name I pray. Amen.

Amen. Thank you so much for bringing us out, Zoe. Catch you on the next episode of the Howdy Podcast.