Two people debate whether toilet paper goes over or under, then one describes using a bidet in Tokyo for the first time and calling it life-changing. The other adds a joke about pee that doesn't quite land.
This one's coming in from Papa G60.
Is your toilet paper roll over or under?
Oh, over. Why? It's convenient. Why not under? Because it's more convenient. Have you ever tried under? Yeah, I've tried every possibility in the book.
Have you tried a bidet? I haven't tried a bidet. Dude, I tried one of those in Tokyo for the first time. It was life-changing. Did you like it?
Yes, I had pee— like, I think Colby actually—
it was like, once you try a bidet, you can never go back. One time he told me that and I was like, surely not. And then I tried it in Tokyo and I was like, this is gonna suck. Yeah. But then I came back to America, guys, I don't— I want to buy my own bidet.