A speaker mocks Eleanor Holmes Norton's proposal to require female crash test dummies in cars, calling it evidence of left-wing obsession with identity politics. He jokes about extending the idea to transgender and emotional support dummies, arguing the focus reveals a lack of real discrimination.
The left is satire on society, but it takes itself seriously. Where is this from? Let's see, by Alex Parker. Sean, where is the— where— what is the source of this? Gender equality, because you gave it to me. Gender equality comes for— ready? Crash Test Dummies. I'm sorry? It's since June. It says June 1st. Yeah, it's been widely reported. It's from Red State. Okay. On Monday, that's 3 days ago, House of Representatives delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton, District of Columbia, announced a new bill requiring Gender equality in crash test dummies. They will have to be modeled as female bodies, but you know, you gotta— there's a real problem. What if a dummy is transgender? How do you know it's female or male? This is an issue. I think they need to use transgender dummies as well. I think that, by the way, we should go full board on this. We should have dummies based— there should be no discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation either. The dummies, we need gay dummies, bisexual dummies, and heterosexual dummies. Oh God, Sean is flipping out, ladies and gentlemen. Emotional support dummies. The stuff I get in my earphones and then prevail is, uh, is an achievement. The federal government only uses crash test dummies modeled on male bodies, the notice states. Wow. Okay, now you know what all of this proves all the time? How little bigotry there is in America. When you have to go to this, it's proof. It's not even implication. It is proof how little discrimination, invidious misogyny In this case, there is. Does anybody think about the sex of a crash test dummy? By the way, if anything, it's anti-male. If we're gonna take this seriously, that the crash test dummies were all male is anti-male. You know how badly I feel as a man that it's only male dummies that are getting crashed? I say to Eleanor Holmes Norton, thank you on behalf of the men of America that they're no longer crashing male dummies only. That's an issue. Finally, somebody is addressing it, ladies and gentlemen. Finally. I'm sorry. Oh God, is that true? You're so right. By the way, if they're dummies, then it's discrimination against low IQ. We need— it's right, we have to rename that. Anyway, now we have dummets. We're gonna have dummies and dummets. The left is sick. Sick. That you would think that this is an issue worthy of attention means you're sick. It means you're bored, which is the essence of leftism. I need a cause to fill my empty soul. That it is in a nutshell. I talked to Megyn Kelly a lot about that. She, she, we just had an hour and a half interview today. It'll be up, I guess, today or tomorrow. At the Megyn Kelly site. And she said, "I read your piece about boredom and secularism leading to leftism." And she was very enthralled by that. This is a perfect example. They're bored. They look for causes. Male dummies is a cause for a leftist.
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