Brendan and Nick play a rapid-fire personality quiz with guest Dr. Conor Brady, guessing who swears most, has the most cats, and would win at Monopoly. Brady plugs Carnia bone broth and the trio riff on birthdays, raw-food feeding, and RPM session habits.
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Hey, we're supposed to put—
Good evening, it's snowing outside. I hope you get home okay. It's not snowing that much though.
Before you start—
Oh, here we go.
There is somebody else with a birthday in the room. Oh, come on, I think you should put your hand up if you you've got a birthday today. Looking at nobody in particular. Jenny.
Ah, Jenny.
Oh, should I—
do you have cats?
Give her a teeth clean.
Both?
Yeah, I think it would. Pile it all out there.
There we go.
That's, that's a Carnia bone broth, by the way, guys, and it's very delicious. And Carnia are over there at the moment Tara runs that company, or Lara, sorry, excuse me. And it's awesome, and I love this product. And it's a tetra pack, so it sits on the shelf, so you don't need to worry about refrigeration and whatnot. And I love it, it's a great product. 3 different types of broth. So thank you very much, Karen Leah, for this. It's awesome. She does 3 packs, 3 in a little pack, and you get free delivery. So that's the way I get it. So thanks very much. I like that product, it's cool.
Which side are you?
Or which side am I? You could go that side. This is like a blind date. I'm nervous.
OK, this is.
Do I stand? I stand. So— Right.
You ready?
About the right height, yeah?
OK, so this is Mr. and Mrs. I've never watched it, so I'm just making it up. So I'm going to ask questions, and they have to raise the person who they think matches the question. And they get a point if they both raise the same person. Is that correct, Fiona? Okay, there we go.
It's just us two. It's just me and you. You don't need Nick.
You can't see each other.
Okay.
Are the questions on?
I've got the questions. Is it just—
Okay.
So this is Conor.
I don't need Nick. Do you ever—
That's what my wife says quite a lot.
I was going to say something else then.
Yeah, get out the Brady face. Put Conor in your left hand and Brendan in your right hand. Righty-o.
OK. Are you ready?
OK. Face that way. All right, Jeff.
Who's absent? OK. Settle down. Mr. and Mr. Clark Brady, whose absence poses the highest risk to live recording success?
I bet you every answer is going to be Brent. It's quickfire. Is it?
Who spends the most time on social media?
Strong carry. What?
Who is more likely to be late?
Oh, come on. That's like a tiny bit.
Who swears the most? Who has the most obedient dog? Who is a qualified dog trainer?
Brad, you are not. You know I'm not. I had this one. Why did I get it? You know, it's just random, just random sounds. This is—
yeah, the randomer at the back of the room.
Yeah.
Who gives the best hugs?
Oh, I'm not a hugger. Yeah.
Who has missed— who's missed the most RPM sessions? Who's the best at giving advice?
Oh, whoa.
I have had 25 years of training over him.
Not fair.
Who is most likely to steal from a hotel room?
Who—
whose dog loves them the most?
Oh, did you say you? Through your bone there.
Who looks in the mirror more? Who is most likely to win a game of Monopoly?
I'd beat you at Monopoly.
No, I'd beat you.
I'd beat you, man.
Who is the best cook? Who's the best cook?
Ooh, I don't know. Just because I know he'd say himself. Get some points on the board.
Who has the— who has more goats? Who does everyone think will win this game? Who would, who would Afco be more scared doing an online debate with?
Ding ding! Come on!
Only because I talked to Paddy Afco, not Afco.
Who is more likely to be approached by Purina for a sponsorship deal?
I mean, if they want success. If they want someone to say yeah.
Who has appeared on Dragon's Den? Who hates kibble most? Who likes cocktails most?
Oh, I don't know really. I suppose I'd have a few. Yeah.
Who had the most fun today? Ah, very diplomatic.
Good, we like it.
Okay, who's next?
Dr. T. Knopson and Birmingham Tash. Is it? It's the two boys? Okay, Mr. and Mrs. Questions, that is. Don't ever do that to my face again. All right, all right, Conor. Probiotics. Okay, who—
you don't need me.
No, you need you and Bren. You don't need me. Dump my one, Nick. No, drop my one, Nick. It's like talking to your granddad. Drop my one, Pess. Drop my one, Pess. Nick, put down— that's it. We're in Manchester, Nick. Okay, who was president of RFVS for longest? Ooh, very good. Who has spoken at more conferences? Ooh, these are tricky. Ah, this is all Nick. Oh, I shouldn't say that. Who will drink the most wine later? The most mulled wine.
What's the result?
Mulled wine. I don't know. Who has missed the most RPM sessions? Yeah. Who has had more patience over their whole career to date? Oh, oh, oh. Who has the filthiest laugh? Who would Afco and Fedy Af dread in a live debate most? Oh, that's fun. Oh, good. Um, who has the most cats? How many have you got, Nick?
3.
Oh, you got 3 cats?
2 kittens.
Oh, 2 kittens.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, um, of course. Who would change a spare tire fastest? That's good. Who reads the most books? Good question. Yeah, yeah, absolute point, Dexter. Who has the biggest collection of Raw t-shirts? Yeah, correct. Who is better with online tech? Yeah. Who has thought of more RPM session topics? Oh, Nick was very quick there. Dreadfully conceited. Yeah, yeah. Um, who has the best hair? Who has the most chest hair?
One, who knows the answer? Two, what do you think we get up to?
This is a good one. Who eats the healthiest? Yeah. Who is the best at making molecules? Lonely little Bren, all through his teens. Who is the most romantic? That's a tricky one. What way are you going? Yeah. Who will retire first? I mean, it's only months at this stage. I'd say RPM all to myself. Who's going to retire first?
Oh, he's the old bugger.
Yeah, I've got young kids though. Yeah.
Oh yeah, who has the oldest dog? Yeah, surely you. Yeah. Um, who has their own forest? Nice, you've got a forest out the back garden though, aren't you?
It's not ours.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, you do wee in it though.
I do.
That's just the uncut log. Yeah.
Who spends the most time feeding their dogs? And last one, who is most likely—
Ellie does it all. Is that what you're saying?
Who is most likely buying the drinks later? And I know which both of these are going to do. Oh, surprise. Yeah. Oh yeah, very good. That's it.
Okey-dokey.
Right, now what are we doing?
I should be ready.
So, what is the plan now, Bren? I didn't look at the plan.
It's you two, come on.
Oh, it's me and you?
Is that right?
Yeah.
Okay.
This is going to be interesting. Here we go. Okay, so don't let me down. Who has had the most dogs?
It's pure age.
Bing bing. Who has missed more RPM sessions?
Yeah.
Who rants the most?
Nobody listens to me.
Who has more followers on their own Facebook site?
As in my own name?
As in your own Facebook site. Who charges more by the hour?
Oh, Jesus, all day. Come on, ouch. Come on, you can get 5 of me for Nick.
Who does most dog food prep at home?
Oh, does it all. You do it all. Oh, that's obvious. Yeah, I should have known.
Oh, devastating. Okay, so, um, who would a stray dog rather be adopted by? Ouch. Oh, bless. Um, who is the favorite of RPM fans?
Oh no, that's a cruel question. That's It's just obvious. What did he do?
Who reads the most books? Who hates kibble most? Who dresses coolest?
Oh, come on.
Who conceived RPM?
Uh, was it—
there you go. Who is the most likely to stop for a kitten at the side of the road?
Near us. Well, that's a—
'cause you've gotten two negatives.
Oh yeah.
Uh, who has written the best book?
I honestly don't know if he has a book or not.
The only book. It's just a little hurdle to get over. Whose online courses have had the most views?
You couldn't possibly know the answer to this. It's a setup.
Whose promo video sold most RPM Live tickets?
Oh, don't know. What was the promo video again?
I think you should change your answer.
Yeah, do I do one? Don't know.
Who is most likely to survive on a desert island? Definitely, uh, who is the most likely to fall asleep at the bar later?
I have a very delicate constitution.
It's a classic self-limiting defense mechanism that is innate in his brain somewhere, that basically as soon as he gets to a certain level, he just switches off. Yeah, until his metabolism catches up, and then he gets back to it.
Yeah, detox mechanism.
He wakes up. It's a detox message. Yeah, usually. Who is most passionate about raw food feeding?
Oh! That'll do. Yeah.
Who is the most environmentally conscious? Who is described as the wee weirdo going around the country for years doing this stuff on his own before the crowd that he's got?
Definitely. A wee bit gave it away.
Yeah, yeah. And whose dog is missing them the most right now?
Oh, yeah, addicted.
And that is the end of this round.
Very good.
Well done, guys.
I like that. That was quite fun. That was good.
