Gary Payton II goes undercover as a new employee at the Warriors merchandise store, helping customers and running a 30-second shopping challenge. He jokes around with staff members Billy Bob Jr., Fred, Jack, and Brandon while modeling jerseys and hoodies.
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First day at work here. I know Steve Kerb. OK, tonight, night. 30 seconds. You better get one thing, one item, and get out. Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary. I can take the tags off this, right? Yep. Am I a regular person, or am I— Day one. Day one? Oh, I'm working? Yeah. Yeah, day one employee. [MUSIC] Oh, the fanny pack might get thrown in there. Oh, the mustaches are throwing, getting thrown on, for sure. I can actually work here, you know? Probably Billy Bob. Billy, the mullet or non? Mullet or non? The mullet? Oh, God. Who knows how to do the mustache? 'Cause this thing is super glued. Yeah, this is definitely a Chad. This is my first day on the job. I don't know who this is. Fred. Hey, Fred. Fred is a character. Fred. This one might be the one. This one. Yeah? How you guys doing? I'm Fred. Nice to meet you. What can I help you out with? You want a jersey? Let's go shopping. Billy might be the one. Get the standing right. Standing right here. Can you see it now? No. You guys ready for Billy? How you guys doing? It's Billy Bob Jr. here, reporting from our first day at the Warrior Shop. Ready to go help some people out and cause a little mayhem. Let's do it. What are we looking for today, guys? I don't know. You don't know? Hoodies or t-shirts, I think. I'm a hoodie guy, so let's find a hoodie. Who's your guy on the team? I mean, I like Curry, obviously. Whoa, yeah, with 30? Yeah, or Butler. Jimmy's been a great addition. Yeah, he has. Or Payton. I like Payton. Payton, he's a good guy. Here, go to Jimmy right here. How's that feel? Good. Hoodie out. Feels good? Yeah, it feels good. You like that? Yeah, I like that. Okay. You guys need any help? One of our associates. My name's Billy. My name's Billy. My name's Billy. What are you looking for today? This is crazy. Whoa, mom, it's all right, mom. Let's try it on. Make sure it fits. There we go. Wow. How's that fit? It feels good. It feels good? You feel like 30? You ready to ball? You ready? Yeah. How does Curry shoot? What do you do after he shoots? OK, tonight night. I like it. Don't you do it. All right, I've been out here. I haven't been doing this since middle school, but I still know how to do it, sir. Throw the red on. Throw the red on. Throw the red on. Put 2 Chainz on. You can be 2 Chainz. 2 Chainz. 2 Chainz. Wow. You feel me? Yeah, make sure you— I like that. Respect. Respect. Respect. My name's Billy. I'm Billy. I'm Billy. All right, it's my first day on the job, but I, okay, we can take a picture, all right. Oh my God. I might get in trouble by my boss, man. I'm gonna get in trouble now. You're gonna make me in trouble now. My first day at work here. I heard he's a really good shooter. This guy Butler, he travels a lot, so I don't know if that would be great for fundamentals, but I heard that he's okay though. He's okay. But anybody on this wall is great, okay? Hey, hey Brandon, can you come here and help me out here please? My name's Billy, first day on the job. What's up Billy? Nice to meet you. I heard you've been playing great, bud. I hope everything's healthy enough for you to come back, but this young lady needs help playing basketball. She wants somebody to teach her, so. Well first you gotta— Brandon's got you from here, okay? Yes. Do you know if you got this in small? In small? Yeah. You need this blue? Anybody in the Warrior Store, I'm looking for a small blue Warriors— who is this? Gary Payton jersey. I'm Billy. I'm Billy. Everybody keeps talking about this guy Payton. Like, is he— is he— he's OK? Yeah. That's good? You want to try it on, see if it fits? Let's try it on. You feel like you got superpowers now? Yep. Attaboy. We got some socks. Do you play basketball? You're very tall. My name is Billy. Billy? Yeah, nice to meet you. What's your name? Uh, Gary. Well, Gary, nice to meet you, buddy. You look like Gary Payton II. Gary Payton II? Yeah, he played back in the day. Yeah, okay, I like it. Well, you know, you should look into basketball because you have the good size, bud. Thank you. Just a little restock in here, guys. Don't mind me. Jack, you want to put your finger in here, Jack? Okay, which hand? That one? Okay. Yeah! Make threes like Stephen Curry. On the Warriors, my favorite player, Steve Kerr. I know that guy. I don't know the rest of these young guys. I know Steve Kerr, but I don't know if he plays still. With the chain. Oh, yup. Don't worry. You already know we gonna cap it off with— Yup, yup. We gonna cap it off. That's probably the toughest outfit I've seen yet. We gonna cap it off. Today at the Warriors shop, we are doing exclusive 30 seconds shopping. You get to get 30 seconds and you get to choose one item and you have to run out the store with it. I didn't say go. Go, you got 30 seconds. You better put a move on it. You better get one thing, one item and get out. Let's move it, Jack L. Let's move it. Got a special item for you. You guys shouldn't have. Billy Bob for me? First day? I got my jersey! Hey! Hey! Hey! First day— pop in here and see if you guys see Billy Bob Jr., you know? On duty. You never know what you're gonna get. Barry! Barry! Barry! Barry! Barry! Barry! Barry! Barry! Barry! Yeah! I gotta take my lunch break so I'll see you guys later. All right, all right. See ya, guys. See ya, guys.
