Jay Shaw and his regular crew play a rapid-fire question game that spirals into explicit sexual humor, BDSM gear discussions, and riffing on each other's jokes. The conversation bounces between lingerie party planning, political commentary, and platform logistics like Cash App tips and YouTube viewership.
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Yeah, we asked the question. You got to say the person by their name, but as tempting as it's gonna be to just answer the question, you got to answer with another question, and you got to keep it going. So if I be like, Gwen, why you holding that bottle like that?
Oh, like how you playing Kings?
Yeah, what you gonna go? What you— what would you say?
I don't know, my mind just got blank. I played this before though. That was— that's in Kings, the Kings game.
All right, y'all ready? Y'all want to play that?
Now my nipple coming out.
Yeah, Gwen, why your nipple coming out?
Queen, why you in the dark?
Why you looking like that, Queen?
Why are you taking that long? You out of there, Queen. You, you out of there, Queen. We'll see you in the— we'll see you when you come back up. Waterfalls, you, you, you, you here with us?
Yeah, I'm in the car. I'm still in the car.
Okay, just make— just making sure. You playing or you driving?
I'm not driving. What y'all playing? I wasn't listening.
Oh, so we playing the question game. Well, when it's— when somebody asks you a question, you gotta answer it instantly. Ask somebody else a question.
Okay, cool.
And if you take any calls, you out of there.
Yeah, I usually—
the way I answer with a question, gotta answer with a question.
Yeah, I usually lose at this game, but we can play.
So we getting ready to go in 3, 2, 1. Waterfall, why you always be losing?
I know, right? SB, why you be so deep?
Gwen, why your hair blonde?
Mind freak. What's your favorite color?
Gwen, when you gonna let me come beat them cheeks?
How about I didn't know that I was in the back of the neighborhood?
All right, Waterfalls, why you thought this shit was so funny?
Nope. Jay, why?
I'm crossing them out. SV, why do you think they can hang with us?
Why you think they gotta hang?
SV, why you got on a red shirt in your picture?
Why you drinking a drink?
SV, why you worried about what I'm drinking on?
Why your TV swirling like that?
SV, why Gwen down there looking sexier than a motherfucker?
Why she ain't up here looking sexy?
SB, I don't know when Gwen gonna fly out here, but she need to hurry up. That wasn't no question. I don't know when.
He said, I don't know when Gwen.
All right, you're right, that wasn't a question. All right, we bringing everybody back up. I don't know when. I guess I should have said, when is she gonna fly up? Okay, I got you, I got you. All right, we letting y'all back up. Add to stream.
Yeah, I got it working, but, um, yeah, the tire, one of the tires.
All right, we ready? SV, you won.
Gwen, why your titties look like they got baby oil on?
Bye, Gwen. All right, SB, it's on you.
Queen Thing, why that picture then? You know you don't look nothing like that, brother.
My freak, why you Laughing at everything somebody say.
Queen, why you worried about what I'm laughing at? Okay, it's on me. Waterfalls, why you on mute like we not playing a game?
Why you all in my business, Jay?
Waterfalls, why you in my panel worried about why I'm in your business?
SB, why you not in his business too?
Waterfalls, when you gonna come for me?
I'm sorry.
All right, SB, it's on you.
Oh shit. All right, Mind Free, when we teaching the hypnosis class?
SV, why it always boil down to me and you?
Why is it always us that always in the panel?
SV, why they can't keep up with us?
Why won't we even keep up with ourselves?
SV, why Gwen down there looking like she want me? I don't know what it is, but she, she looking like she want me.
Why is she always acting like she Queen's sister knowing that she not?
SV, how cool would it be if she just reached over in the Waterfalls box and gave her a kiss?
Why would we want her to give Waterfalls a kiss?
SV, your audio correct? Working okay? Wouldn't it be dope?
Fuck it.
Yo, okay, yo, okay. When he said audio correct, I already knew. Oh my God, crying. That'll never get old, okay?
Oh man, not Savvy saying she confused.
Savvy, you can— oh, I ain't even know you was here. Let's pull you up. So, Savvy, we playing a game, right?
We playing the question game.
And when we ask you a question, you gotta answer with a question. If somebody asks you a question and you don't reply with a question right away, you out. That makes sense?
Yeah.
I bet. So I'm gonna make sure you got it. Hey, Savvy, did you understand everything that I just said?
Oh man, oh man, because I just—
I'm barely awake.
I ain't gonna kick you down just that quick, but that's how it works. So when I say, hey, Savvy, did you understand what I just said, you should have said something like, hey, Mind Free, do you think I'm stupid? Why wouldn't I?
Like, I know how it goes. Let my brain process.
Okay, let your brain process. Well, be ready because it's gonna come back to you in a minute. Hey Gwen, why are you over there thinking about me?
Hey Sadie, what you doing?
Hey Waterfalls, how are you?
Queen, why are you in the dark?
Waterfalls, why are you in the dark? Oh, you in the car.
Bye, Queen.
Is it on me?
Yeah, you got Queen now, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, it's on you.
Um, SB, what you doing?
What you over there doing?
Why you in my business?
Why you got on a blue shirt?
Why you think my shirt is blue?
Why it took you so long to answer?
I'm sorry, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
All right, SB, it's on you.
Gwen, why you look like a Care Bear?
SB, why you look like a motherfucking elf?
Why you can't ask a question properly?
Why are you asking me so many questions?
I'm gonna have your ass in the camera knowing your head bigger than your ass.
What was that question directed to?
I'll just be out. I'll just be out.
Somebody knew me again. All right.
Why your TV circling around the room?
Why your titties look so kissable?
Why you worried about my titties?
Why you worried about why I'm worried about them titties?
Why you ain't worried about that TV? Ain't you tired of seeing that?
Who wouldn't be worried about them titties?
Who wouldn't be worried about that TV? Ain't you tired of that? It's hot back there.
When did you decide to dye your hair blonde?
When did you decide to get curls in your hair?
Why, you don't think I was born with these?
Why do you think I wasn't born with blonde?
Why do you think I would think you was born with blonde?
Why are you thinking about so many questions?
Why your nails so pretty? Did you do them yourself?
Why are you thinking about my nails?
Why that bed look like we can have a lot of fun in it? You out of there.
Hellboy's dirty. Uh, it was so good, so good. You was almost there, Gwen. You almost had him, Gwen.
I was trying to focus.
Hey y'all, hold on real quick. I'm doing something.
All right, we don't give a—
we don't care what you doing, boy.
All right, so we go— we gonna get—
I was about to say it.
Hey, save it. Why you think you just gonna sit in here and watch?
Hey Jay, why you think I just want to play the game?
Hey, Savvy, why you talking like I won't bend you over that counter you sitting on?
Hey Jay, when you gonna do it?
Hey Savvy, don't tempt me. Oh, I'm out.
Is it still my turn?
Yeah, girl.
That was my question.
You gotta start it off.
Oh, um, hey Queen, what are you doing?
Hey, Savvy, how you doing?
Hey, Queen Wing in the Dark.
Um, and bye.
Hey, Waterfalls, are you muted?
Psst.
5, 4, And SB not here. Oh my God, that's different.
I don't want to play anymore. Hey Gwen, what you drinking?
Hey, damn, SB not here.
Fuck, that's what got me too. I was about to say his name, I was like, dang, he's not here.
He just threw me off.
I'm gonna take him down just so I know. I'll bring him back up when he come back. All right, um, who won last round? Savvy?
Yeah.
All right, Savvy, it's on you.
Uh, hey Queen, you still got people in your head?
It's on you, Savvy.
Why is Waterfalls not here?
Why you worry about what I'm doing?
Why can't I miss you?
Why can't I miss you?
Why you so hostile?
Why am I angry?
Why?
Why? Okay.
Jay, why are you so in love with Gwen?
Waterfalls, why you worried about who the fuck I'm in love with?
Gwen, are you, are you feeling him?
Wow, Waterfalls came to play this round. All right, Waterfalls, it's on you.
I'm about to leave this thing.
I know.
Um, Jay, what you doing?
Waterfalls, why you did Gwen like that?
Why not?
Waterfalls, what do you do when you're not at work?
What do you do when you're not at work?
Waterfalls, how you just gonna recycle my question?
Why your TV look like that?
Waterfalls, how many licks does it take to get to the center of the Tootsie Roll pop?
Why do you not want a picture in your back picture?
Waterfall, why you worried about why I'm wearing pink?
Why did you move to Seattle?
Waterfalls, why you think I stay in Seattle?
Why did you move to Spokane?
Waterfalls, when you gonna let me know what size you want your hoodie in so I can get this sent out to you?
Why do you think I didn't send you I'm gonna put the waterfalls.
Why you ain't lost shit? Why are we still doing this?
Why are we still doing this?
Waterfall, why are you recycling my question again?
I'm sorry. That was good though.
I've never lasted that long.
You never lasted that long?
That's not a new game.
When we said the same thing.
Yes, baby, that's what she said.
We're childish.
Hella childish.
It's okay.
Uh, who on YouTube? Let me see what they talking about on YouTube. 21 questions? Nah, we ain't playing 21 questions. We playing a game where you gotta respond to the question with a question. If you wanna— if you wanna play, send me one of them little YouTube GIFs and I'll shoot you a link and I'll— and you could come up here and kick it with with us in the VIP lounge. But, um, all right, we going. SV, you back or you still on break, bro? All right, we're gonna drop him down. We'll bring him back up next round. All right, so hey, Waterfalls, when you gonna become a BGO host again?
Why? What was that?
Why, Waterfalls? Why you think I'm gonna let that weak-ass question slide as a question when I got dropped for that shit?
I know, I know.
We'll, we'll see you on the other side. Hey, Savvy, why you in Waterfalls in our business?
Why were you about to let Waterfalls slide?
Hey, Savvy, why you sit on that counter like you extra extra extra extra extra extra extra thick?
Why you gotta come for me?
Why not?
Why do you hate me?
Why you think I hate you?
Why you always talking shit?
Gwen, why are you sitting down there looking all nonchalant like we ain't gonna pull you into this game?
Queen, why you so quiet?
Gwen, why you look like that?
Queen, why you look like I can't see you?
Why you— bye, Queen.
All right, it's on you, Gwen.
Baby, what you doing?
Gwen, where'd you get that skirt from?
Baby, what you wearing?
Gwen, where'd you get your pillows?
Baby, what you got on?
I said, Gwen, I said, how'd you— who dyed your hair? Your hair?
Who taught me English?
Say, if you want to see your nails.
Gwen, why you want to see all my nails?
Because I want—
damn.
I'm emotional.
Ah, all right, save me. And it's on you.
Oh, why do you think you'll win this?
Why Queen didn't pay her light bill.
Why are you drinking? Uh-huh.
Why are you worried about what I'm drinking?
Why you like that shit?
Why you don't like it?
Who drinks TV static?
Why you think you're gonna win this game?
Why you think I won't?
You ever played a game like this against a hypnotist?
Why you think I haven't?
I'm asking because you won.
Don't play me.
My baby won twice.
My light bill is paid.
Your light bill paid?
I thought—
I wasn't really thinking fast that I thought she was gonna start laughing.
She said my light bill is paid.
I just want to relax in the boat.
Clean is funny.
No.
Hell to the no. All right, y'all, we finna take this game back to Bego. We ain't doing shit but playing this game. I might as well give me a few extra beans towards my quota while we play. Hold on.
I'm saying she just kept dressing.
I forgot.
Y'all ain't remind me.
Why do we gotta remind you to do shit you want to do?
I got caught up in the game, bro.
You laid there stroking the neck of that bottle for the longest. We ain't playing no game.
All right, for sure, for sure.
Excusez-moi.
All right, we're gonna get ready to go live on the Beagle, on the Beagle Wits. Let me see.
Sister Gwendolyn is back.
Return of the Mac. Sister Gwendolyn is back. Return of the Mac.
Pull this up extra high, man.
Beagle better not kick me a day before they supposed to pay me. I beat their ass. Let me see. All right, we're going live in 3, 2, 1. We live, baby! Let me send the invites. All right, now let me take this down.
Waterfall's over there dying.
All right, y'all ready to get this started? Sabi, why you beat me like that the last game?
Why do you suck?
Why do you think I suck?
Why do you think you don't suck?
Why are you asking me questions like that, coming at me all aggressive?
Who says I'm aggressive?
Why are you asking who says you're aggressive when the person who said it just said it?
Why is the person who said it lying?
How many stripes on that dress?
Why do you think those are stripes?
How brown are you?
Why do you think I'm brown?
I'm gonna kick you out. That did take a little minute. Why do you think you aren't brown?
Why does my mother think I'm brown?
How old are you?
How old are you?
What's your middle name?
What's your last name?
Where did you go to middle school?
Where are you from?
How tall are you?
Where's your mom?
SB, why is Savvy playing with me?
That nigga's dead.
Hanging on right now. Gwendolyn, why is Savvy playing with me?
Savvy, why are you playing with him?
Queen, why aren't you playing with him?
No, that's what she said.
Bye, Gwen.
Bye, Queen.
Uh, you took Queen out, so it's on you, Savvy.
Waterfalls, what are you doing?
Hercules, why are you in my business?
Why are you laughing so hard?
Call me, let me know that you— why you ain't see the, uh, dog?
Can you breathe?
Can you breathe?
Why wouldn't I be able to breathe?
She talking to you.
I was playing a game.
All right, quit. I mean, safety is on you.
Gwen, what do you want to tell Joe Byron right now?
Don't you want to tell Joe Byron, what's up baby, take me out to dinner?
Why won't he take me out to dinner?
Why didn't you ask him yet?
Where does he live?
Why don't you know where he lives?
Why don't you?
Why you keep asking me questions about Joe Byron?
Because why won't you tell me?
Why do you want to know?
Why can't I date him?
She said, 'cause why won't you tell me? That's a good question.
Well, she—
yeah, it is.
She saved it. I was getting ready, I was getting ready to kick her, but then she pulled it back in. She, she recovered it. Yeah, so we're gonna start from right there. Ask her that question again.
Me?
Yeah.
Why won't you tell me, Gwen?
Why do you want to know? Because.
All right, I think it's just you and I, Gwen. I don't think SB back yet. It's on you.
Why are you rushing me to think?
Why can I only call you Gwendolyn if I'm nasty?
Why aren't you nasty so you can call me Gwendolyn?
Why can't I be not nasty and call you Gwendolyn?
Why can't you follow the rules?
Why are you sitting there in the Martin Luther King thinking pose?
Why you all up in my business?
Why are you not a Capricorn?
Why are you a Capricorn?
Why you didn't want better for yourself? Why you didn't want to be a Capricorn?
Why do you think that I'm not a Capricorn?
Why is God punishing you by not allowing you to be a Capricorn?
Why are you wrong?
What them sheets feel like?
Why do you want to find out?
What's your favorite position?
What's your favorite position?
Why are you worried about my favorite position?
Why are you asking me questions about my position?
Why are you worried about my favorite position unless you're trying to experience it firsthand?
Why do you want to experience it firsthand?
Wow, who wouldn't want to experience it firsthand?
Why are you asking me all these questions?
Why you ain't answered a single one of them yet?
Why aren't you a child of God?
What makes you think I'm not?
Why are you asking me these sexual questions?
Why you think I'm not his favorite son?
Why don't you think that this is Sunday, the day of the Lord?
Why you don't think this is the second coming right here in front of you?
Why do you think that you're not Christlike?
Why are you rocking back and forth?
Why are you in my business?
Why are you nervous?
Why are you rocking back and forth?
Why you think I'm rocking when I'm really just rolling my chair side to side?
Why are you rolling side to side?
Why are you in my business?
Why are you in my line of vision so I can see you?
Why you love it here?
Why do you think I love it here?
Why you don't know you love it here?
Why do you believe that I love it here?
Why did I think you was smart and you don't know you love it here?
Why you got my hoodie on?
What's your favorite color?
Why you got my hoodie on?
Why we sell your hoodie on my website?
Why you stole my idea and put it on your website?
Why you didn't do it before I stole it?
Why you look through my room and saw the hoodie and just put it for yourself on your website?
Why you have to think about that question real hard?
Why are you still drinking that soda?
Why we— why you ain't lost shit?
Why you want me to lose?
Why I'm your favorite person in the whole wide world?
Why do you think you're my favorite person?
What that pussy tastes like. You was hanging in there too long. We had to get you. We had to go for the low-hanging fruit. Uh, I removed Queen. I thought I had a lie. Put her back.
Wow, that was good though.
He cheated.
He definitely cheated because he had an accident.
He cheated. It's okay.
Hey, Soul Viber gave you his YouTube— gave you his Instagram yesterday. What's the questions for? It's a game we playing where you gotta just keep responding with questions. Shout out to all the people on the YouTube channel. I see y'all, man. Keep them comments rolling. Y'all get real active in the comments, man. Help me finesse the YouTube algorithm. I appreciate you. But um, y'all ready for another round or y'all want to play another game?
Obviously, my questions be in my head but they won't come out.
Yeah, you got to learn how to make your head and your mouth talk to each other.
I'm fine. Oh, they be there. I'll be like, I'm gonna ask this. I have my question already in my head.
My life.
And it still won't come out.
All right, y'all ready to go? All right, Queen, what's the freakiest thing you ever done?
My freak— what's the freakiest thing you did?
Queen, why you think you could just recycle questions?
Why you think you can recycle questions?
Why you still recycling questions like I won't kick you off the panel?
Tell him to leave me alone.
Queen, why would you ask me a question?
That wasn't even a question. She said, Queen, tell him to leave me alone. Uh, all right, see you later, Queen.
Clint's funny.
Tell him to leave me alone.
Why you think Queen funny?
Jay, why is there so much tension between you and Gwen?
Savvy, when we gonna get Queen the help she need?
When y'all gonna fuck?
Gwen, why Savvy in our business?
Savvy, why you in our business?
Why can't I be?
Why do you want to be?
I can't love it here?
Oh, okay.
All right, Gwen.
All right, Savvy, it's on you.
Um, Jay, where'd you get your sweater from?
Savvy, you must want— do you want one?
Can I have one?
Savvy, why are you asking me can you have one like you don't go to work every day?
What does my job have to do with anything?
Savvy, why are you acting like we don't sell these at bigabundant.com? You could buy as many of them as you want in any color.
Do I just Google it?
Waterfalls. Why you down there chilling like we ain't gonna pull you into this?
Why y'all minding my business?
Say me, what did she say?
What did she say?
Waterfalls, what you say?
Why y'all minding my business?
So do we both answer that, or you gotta direct that at somebody? Jay? Waterfalls, why you gonna just try to catch me off guard like that?
Okay, okay, okay, I'm done.
Uh, save me. Why Waterfalls coming to me, coming for me like I'm new to this?
Why is it always down to us?
Save me. Why you just won't give up?
Why are we so good?
Why you think you as good as me?
Are you mad that I'm good?
No.
Savvy, what your pussy taste like?
What does yours taste like?
Savvy, why you think I got a pussy?
You don't have one?
Savvy, what junior high did you go to?
Is it juicy?
Savvy, why is your junior high still standing?
Is it big?
Savvy, why do you think a man has a pussy?
You got roast beef?
Savvy, why is your favorite restaurant Arby's?
You like Subway?
Savvy, why'd you ask me a ridiculous question like, do I like Subway?
Why you got a bussy?
Savvy, why you coming for me?
Why can't I see it?
Savvy, why you spell your name like that?
Can I feel it?
Savvy, where did your name come from?
Can I touch it?
Savvy, how tall are you?
Why was that the same question?
Savvy, what's the weirdest thing you ever did in your life?
Where are you from?
Savvy, how much money would it take for you to fuck Joe Byron right now?
Why are you worried about him?
Savvy, why you think I'm worried about him when I'm worried about you?
Why are you worried about me?
Savvy, why you just won't give up?
Why won't you?
Savvy, why are you expecting me out of all people to give up?
I can't win?
Savvy, when you gonna go to biggerbundy.com and get you a mild free hoodie?
When are you gonna go?
Savvy, when are you gonna come sit in my lap?
When are you gonna let me know a time?
Savvy, why do I need to let you know a time?
Why wouldn't you need to let me know?
Savvy, why are you making this hard?
Why do you suck?
Savvy, why do you think I suck when I actually lit?
Why are you so funny?
Savvy, how old are you again?
Are you high?
Savvy, are you even old enough to be having these types of conversations with me?
Why'd you smoke?
Savvy, why do you think I'm smoking?
Does it hurt to be 30?
Savvy, are you born and raised in Washington?
Are you pregnant?
Savvy, when did men start getting pregnant?
That's what I get.
All right, we out of there. All right, let's bring everybody back. You back, SB?
Tired of it.
Yeah, yeah, for a minute.
For sure, for sure.
Okay then.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all be thinking about it. Y'all be thinking about another game because we gonna be doing—
I was dying.
When she asked him if he was pregnant.
This took me out. Yeah, can I touch it?
Right, you got roast beef.
She was thinking, why is Arby's your favorite restaurant?
So, so Gwen, why are you trying to touch my bodice?
Why didn't you tell me the round was starting already?
Gwen, why you don't know that you always got to be ready for these types of things?
Why should I be ready when you ain't tell me when to be ready?
Gwen, we've been playing this for years. Why would I have to tell you to get ready?
Savvy, why he do me like that?
Bye.
She went from a finalist to out of the first round. All right, Gwendolyn, it's on you.
SV, what kind of porn was you just watching that you was gone for that long?
What kind of bed sheets did you mess up?
SV, what kind of porn was you watching?
How wet are you right now?
SV, why are you worried about my business?
Why are you worried about my porn?
Queen, what type of porn was SV watching?
Why won't you ask him, Queen?
You know him better than me.
She was like, do I? You know him better than me. Hold on, who said do I?
That was me said do I.
No, but who?
No, it was, it was Gwen that was out.
I did it right, right? Yeah, okay, I'm just, I'm making sure I ain't tripping. All right, Queen, it's on you.
Waterfalls, are you— why are you so quiet?
Queen, why are you still in the dark?
Waterfalls. How long is it gonna take you to get home?
Queen, why you in my bed?
How big is the dog?
Why you worry about the dog?
How old is he?
He 5.
All right, Queen, it's on you.
Oh, my freak, what you doing up, Queen?
What time you put your bonnet on, brother?
When you going to sleep, Queen?
Do you put your bonnet on at the same time every night?
Why you worried about my bonnet?
Do you ever wear your bonnet to Walmart? SV, what side you think Queen put her bonnet on?
How big is Queen dick?
I'm out of there.
The way I screamed when he asked.
Well, you talk about that nut you gave me.
Yo, I am speechless.
I was not expecting that.
She went all the way back to her birthday night when she was hypnotized. But anybody who didn't see that, all they heard is, oh, you talking about the night you gave me one, right?
That did not sound right.
Uh, yes, B, it's on you, man. Uh, I gotta get myself together before I can even play shit.
They said give this man some air.
Oh man. All right, yeah, I got, I got, I got a new game. We're gonna play this game called I'm Going to a Picnic. And what's gonna happen is we're gonna say we're going to a picnic and we bringing something that starts with an A, and this person gonna say whatever the previous person said that starts with A, but they gonna say something that starts with a B, and so forth. So let's say I say I'm going to a picnic and I'm bringing an apple. SV would say I'm going to a picnic, I'm bringing an apple, and I'm bringing binoculars.
Oh damn.
Queen would say I'm going to a picnic, I'm bringing apples, binoculars, and a caterpillar. And so forth. That makes sense.
Okay, it's the telephone game.
All right, so, all right, so I'm starting with A. I'm going to a picnic and I'm bringing alpha males.
Apple what?
Alpha males.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, alpha male.
Alpha males.
Alpha male.
I'm going to a picnic and I'm bringing beta bitches.
Hold on, you gotta say alpha males and beta bitches, and then you like— you see how it go? And you gotta remember, I gotta say what you said too. Yeah, plus what you said.
Then we gotta keep going to a picnic and I'm bringing alpha males and beta bitches.
Okay.
Oh shoot. Okay, I'm going to a picnic and I'm bringing alpha males, beta bitches, and a cup.
Okay, okay.
I'm going to a picnic and I'm bringing alpha males, beta bitches, a cup. Get some dick.
Did you say dick?
Just—
I'm going to a picnic. I'm bringing alpha males, beta bitches, a cup, a dick, and an elephant.
Okay.
I'm going to a picnic and I'm bringing alpha males, beta bitches, a cup, some dick, an elephant, and a fox.
All right, I'm going to a picnic, right? I'm bringing alpha males, beta bitches, a cup, a dick, an elephant, a fox, and some girls.
All right, I'm going to a picnic. I'm bringing alpha males, beta bitches, cup, dick, elephant, fox, girls, and some hoes.
Wait, that's okay. I'm going to a picnic. I'm bringing alcohol, beta bitches, a cup, a dick, elephant, fox, girl, some girls, hoes, and she don't know the next alphabet.
Yo, you ain't right, SB.
Oh, it's some ice. Okay, let me see.
Look at Gwen trying to remember.
I'm going, I'm going to a picnic. I'm bringing alpha males, beta bitches, a duck, an elephant, a fox, girls. Oh, what? A jack-o'-lantern? Is it October?
I don't care. Baby, it's your go, girl.
No, it's yours.
My memory tapped out.
Mine too.
I'm going to a picnic and I'm bringing— I'm a fail. Oh my God. Alpha males, beta bitches, a cup, a dick, ABCDE.
You can't even remember your own?
That's right.
You said this.
Definitely had it. It landed on you.
Uh, go say anything.
Done if you don't say elephant.
You said elephant.
You're on E.
What are you?
Why was the G he said? What's the G?
What are you?
Girls, girls, girls, you out.
That was like 15 seconds.
Yeah, you out of there. But this game take too long. I ain't even gonna kick.
So do I still just start at K?
Let's keep going.
Let's keep going.
Do I just start at K?
We're just gonna remind you of where you at. What did you stop at? She stopped at the I.
She stopped at K. Jack-o'-lantern.
Ice.
Waterfall.
Jack-o'-lantern.
Yeah, so I do.
Now add something. Go ahead. Just start with a K. A king. King. She bringing mine free.
Okay.
All right, baby, it's on you.
I'm going to a picnic and I'm bringing alpha males, bitches.
Not just bitches. What type of bitches?
She out.
I mean, we let Gwen.
That's what Joe said.
I'm about to fuck him up.
You said beta bitches.
I'm prejudiced against khaki people.
Some dick, elephant, a fox, girls.
Oh, did you say a cop?
No, I said a cup.
Oh, okay.
Hoes, ice, a jack-o'-lantern, a king, and some lemons.
Some lemons. All right, I'm going to a picnic. Check this out, guess what I'm bringing? I'm bringing alpha males like my freaking SV. I'm bringing some beta bitches. I'm bringing some cups. I'm bringing a dick. Mine specifically. I'm bringing the elephant, I'm bringing a fox, I'm bringing some girls, I'm bringing some hoes. I'm bringing some ice, I'm bringing a jack-o'-lantern, I'm bringing the king. H-I-J-K-L. What the hell did she just say? She said she was bringing kings. What the fuck did she say she was bringing?
Let Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
I just heard it. Lemon.
Lemon.
Thank you, Waterfall. Right. Come on. I say you and say lemon.
Okay. Now what you bringing?
Oh, L M. I'm bringing me.
Shit.
All right.
I'm going to a picnic. I'm bringing alpha males, beta bitches. Cup, dick, elephant, fox, girls, hoes, ice, jack-o'-lantern, king, lemon, me, and Nancy.
Who's Nancy?
Nancy Reagan.
Oh, Nancy.
I'm going to a picnic. I'm bringing Alpha male.
All right, hold on, I gotta back out of this one. I gotta call.
All right, bet, bet.
Okay, I'll go to a picnic every day.
Alpha males, beta bitches, cup, dick, elephant, fox, girls, hoes. Ice, Jack Leonard, King Lemons, oh me, and Nix. That's what he said. Okay, anyways, um, not anyway. Nix. I think that's what he said. And octopus.
Did you say octopus?
You can't add nothing new because you ain't get it right.
You can't add nothing until you figure out what he said.
Wait, Nix?
No, girl.
Nope.
Nikki.
He said a whole name.
Yeah, I was gonna say Nicholas.
He said a whole female name.
All right, we didn't save a few people, so I'm gonna say everybody gonna get a save. It's Nancy.
Nancy. Okay.
All right, now what's your O?
Octopus.
Octopus.
All right.
Uh-oh. All right, let's see if I got this because I transitioned from the car to the house. Okay, so, um, I'm going to a picnic. I'm bringing alpha males, beta bitches, a cup, dick, elephants, facts, girls, hoes, ice. Jack-o'-lantern, king, lemon, me, Nancy, octopus, a piano.
Oh, you blew it. No, I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
All right, Miss Gwendolyn, what you sitting there looking like?
I've been out.
What you mean I'm out?
Guinevere. Oh yeah, yeah.
No.
Yes, he saved you.
Saved you.
No, we saved you. She ain't even paying attention. Look at me.
No, she's not at all. Good luck, ma'am.
I thought I—
I thought I died.
No, he said everybody got saved.
Oh my God, I'm going to the picnic and bringing— oh my God. Alpha males, beta bitches.
Oh Jesus.
A cup, a dick, elephant, fox. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, girls, hoes, ice. H, I, J, jack-o'-lantern. K, king. L, what was L?
We're not saving nobody this time though.
What the fuck?
Can you do hints? Can we do hints?
I don't know what L is. I'm out.
The way she just gave up.
Lantern? I don't know.
Uh, you could just sit there. All right, save it.
So am I doing Q?
You start from the beginning.
Yeah, but am I doing Q or am I doing? I mean what?
I don't know how you got to Q.
You skipped a lot of shit.
No, I meant R. I'm saying we're doing R because I was supposed to do S.
Wait, did I zone out for a long time?
Wait a minute.
What letter? The last thing, the last thing Waterfall did was P.
It is.
Yeah, I had a P. Cute.
Yeah, you feel stupid.
Oh, well, go ahead because I need to—
this nigga don't even know his alphabet.
I don't remember somebody said— I was on my iPad, I missed P, so I'm glad you gotta go. Go ahead.
Goddamn.
Okay, I'm going to a picnic and I'm bringing alpha males, beta bitches, a cup, um, some dick, an elephant, a Fox, um, girls, hoes, ice, Jack-o'-lantern, king, lemons, um, me, Nancy, uh, what did she say? Oh, octopus. And then she just said—
what did she say?
Dang.
Fuck. I knew what I was gonna say, but I I don't know what she said. Did she say pies?
I don't know what you said.
What did she say? I never heard.
I know what it is.
I honestly didn't listen.
I didn't listen. I didn't hear P neither. I ain't even know we did P. I was on my own.
Yeah, I had to do it.
Oh shit, well, that's the case. I'm out too. I might as well go just to take a guess at it, but I don't know what P is. Um, I'm going to a picnic, right?
I know it wasn't pussy.
That's sure what I was gonna say.
That's what I wanted her to say. I knew that, but I know she didn't say that. That's why I said she blew it.
I'm bringing alpha milk. Beta bitches, cups, a dick, an elephant, a fox, some girls, some hoes, some ice, a jack-o'-lantern, a king, a lemon, me, Nancy, an octopus, a pill, Alicia Keys. What, what, what the fuck did she say?
You about to find out. Okay, Alicia Keys.
Hold on, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, please.
Is SV on or not?
Yeah, it's beyond.
All right, so am I going now?
Yeah.
All right, I'm going to a picnic. I didn't hear what Sabia said, but I'm going to a picnic. I'm bringing alpha males, beta bitches, cup dick, elephant, fox, girls, hoes, um, ice jack-o'-lantern. Lemons, me, Nancy, octopus, piano.
I think it was piano.
Yes, he skipped K though.
Oh, king. King is the K.
There you go.
Uh, did somebody do Q?
No, that's on you, Quincy.
Quincy.
I'm out until y'all. I'll just put me out.
All right, all right.
I'm going to a picnic. I'm bringing alpha males, Barbados bitches, and Barbados. Just, just keep going.
Barbados.
She said a chicken.
I'm done. An elephant, a fox, some girls, some hoes, some ice, a jack-o'-lantern, a key, some lemons. Dang, what was it? Oh, me. Um, Nancy. Octopus. A piano. And Quincy and a rainbow.
Okay, I'm going to a picnic. I'm bringing alpha males, beta bitches, cups, dick, elephant, fox, girls, hoes, ice, jack-o'-lantern, king, lemon, me, Nancy, Octopus, piano, Quincy, rainbow, stars. It's back on Queen, right?
Uh, Sabi's still in, ain't she?
No, because they didn't know what Waterfall—
back on Queen. It's Jay's turn.
Oh, then it's— oh yeah, I guess it's on Queen.
It's me time.
Oh, it's me and you.
Oh, going to a picnic? I'm bringing alpha males, Barbadian bitches. What are you saying?
Let me tell—
she keeps saying Barbadian.
Beta Barbadian?
No, just beta, not Barbadian.
Okay. Um, some ice.
Did you just go from fox to ice?
Yeah.
You gonna fix it or you done? Oh, oh, you done.
All right.
Yay! Dang, Waterfalls won and she was busy half the time.
Oh yeah, I was. Hey, that piano took me out, bro.
Yeah, I didn't hear what she said.
I did not. I was on my iPad when she said Said though, when I did not hear it, things need to work.
I didn't hear it, so I just ignored it.
They're like, if it ain't pussy, I don't want it.
I was like, no, I understand. I said she ruined it.
I don't even want to play no more.
She ain't gonna say pussy, right?
She can say dick.
That's exactly why I said piano.
This is what we finna do. I'ma start telling the story. You gotta stop— you gotta pick it up where I left it off. Okay.
All right.
Once upon a time, it was a man named John, and his wife had the fattest ass in the whole entire world. If SV not back, it's on you, Queen.
And they fucked all night.
Okay, that's it.
They fucked all night, Waterfalls. Let's go.
Okay, um, the next morning they woke up and his wife felt nauseous, so she went to the doctor and found out she was pregnant.
She found out she was pregnant with 6 babies and her husband was angry.
He was angry because those 6 babies were not his.
Because that nigga was like, I know we was fucking all night last night, but my sperm just don't move that fast. Ain't no way you pregnant with 6 babies the next fucking day. So he said, you know what, bitch, I'm taking the babies, all 6 of them, and I'm putting you On child support.
Damn, she got mad at that. And well, the wife got mad because of that.
She got mad because she put him on child support.
What? Then then um. Let's say she started stalking him and the kids.
Huh?
She started stalking him and the kids because he took the kids and put her on child support.
He already had the baby.
Yes, fast forward, shit. Yes, yeah, all 6 of them.
All right, so So you said she started stalking them. Okay, um, after her 5th night staking out the place where her husband and kids were, um, she finally got up the nerve to hide in the bushes and realized that, uh, her husband wasn't her husband. Her husband was her wife.
How'd she get them babies?
I would say they had kids.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. No, because no, I got you, Waterfalls.
That's how he knew. Oh shit.
Okay.
I can't have no kids.
Gotta think.
This sound like a Tyler Perry script, right?
I'm drawing a blank here.
Commercial break, commercial break.
Just do me the fuck off.
As the world turns, we'll return after these messages.
Nigga wife had the fattest ass in the world. They fucked all night. She went to the doctor the very next day and found out she was pregnant with six kids. The nigga say, jokes on you, bitch. I'm a woman too. Them kids ain't mine. So he filed for a divorce and. He took all 6 of the kids and put her on child support, and she went ahead in the bushes. I think that's what we left off at, right?
Yeah, after 5 days she—
oh yeah, 5 days.
After the 5 days is when she found out her husband was a woman, and then I just heard he was a woman.
I didn't stop him.
The way— the way Gwen just spaced out during that I feel like she didn't listen to shit.
Nini went for me. Nini went for me. She said, she said she didn't know what to do and that made her cry all motherfucking night.
Who said that?
Nini.
Where she said that at?
In the comments, probably.
Oh, I'm looking at the Beagle comments. I ain't looking at the comments on here.
Okay, baby, it's your turn.
What you mean she didn't know what to do?
That's what she said.
You want to come up?
Um, the wife decided since those were her fucking kids and she don't need to take care of them, she put them up for adoption. Oh, no stalking.
Them poor kids.
Fuck them kids.
All right, he was the true definition of fucking kids.
Maybe so I can go because I— my ass was high and zoned up. Mm-hmm.
Come on.
I said the husband-wife decided since those were not her fucking kids, she put those kids up for adoption. She don't need to take care of them.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. And when she was putting them up for the doc— for adoption, this nigga that was a mad scientist applied to get the kids. And what really what he was trying to do is he was trying to build a modern-day Frankenstein. He was gonna chop the kids up into little pieces and join them all fucking together.
This took a dark turn.
I don't know, I'm gonna need to try to smoke and tell stories no more. Psychotic.
We getting it, we pushing P in this bitch.
But right before they was about to get—
I'm saying, Gwen, another man—
because they actually, they had options whether which house to go to. Like, I messed the story up.
I wasn't gonna say nothing. They real daddy showed up.
No, Gwen.
Okay, thank you, thank you, brother. They real dad showed up. They real dad showed up, and I wanted to get them names, but I don't know what names.
Name that nigga Marvin. Come on.
I'm thinking about wanting to give the, the kids names.
But I don't know, we ain't gonna remember all 6 of their names anyway, so it don't even matter. Just call them the kids.
Okay, um, it's on me, right?
Yeah.
All right, so after Marvin shows up, uh, as their real father, uh, come to find out they are The sons and daughters of a, um, a drug cartel. And, um, they have now— since they found— since their dad came into their life, they're now mules in the drug game.
Okay.
Um, so I just missed the whole thing.
I think I'm over this.
I stopped listening after a second.
I'm over this game, low-key. This shit done got weird as fuck.
It was your fault, Mr. Mad Scientist.
Oh, so it didn't get weird when the husband ended up being a woman? Okay, okay.
No, because nowadays that's normal.
Gotcha, gotcha.
My fault.
I'm sorry. Let me chill before I get canceled.
Fuck them.
Watch your mouth.
I'm sorry to all of the LGBTQ humans. I just apologize to them.
Not the elemental P community.
Hell nah.
I don't want no pro— no smoke.
Me neither.
Yeah, I don't want no smoke. I'm sorry, I might accidentally offend. All right, everybody can unmute, man. We just on this shit chilling though. We're just on here chilling. Hey, people watching on the YouTube, how y'all doing? Why you whispering?
I was about to ask who was that.
Oh my God, I want to know who I'm talking to. Is that Queen?
Oh, it's Gwendolyn. Nah, that's Gwendolyn. I'm gonna call her Gwendolyn because I'm nasty. Yeah, I want to be nasty on Bego.
I can't even hear her.
It's the audacity for you.
I heard that too.
I'm full of audacity. You know what I love? You know what I don't love?
I heard that.
I love audacity, and I love audacity and Barbados females.
That's what I. Yeah, she know where she got Barbados from. I don't know.
Definitely.
Yeah, she kept saying that shit too over and over.
With confidence.
The first the first time nobody didn't say nothing, but about the third time everybody was like.
Ah. That's had like two words on me.
Yeah, yeah.
What is that?
I don't know what I'm gonna do with y'all. All right, look.
Hey, baby.
Let's play ice.
I was trying to see what that was on the screen.
Breaking news.
Now he in the breaking news.
This just in. This just in.
That's it.
You look crazy as hell up there.
Audio, audio correct has been updated. This just in, breaking news, breaking news. All of the audio corrects have been updated. That's, that's it. That's all.
Bye-bye.
What about the stimulates?
Nope, we just came to tell y'all about her POs. No, we just came to tell y'all about what we came to tell y'all about. Leave well enough alone. Oh man, oh man.
Breaking news.
Why are you so close? Breaking news.
The light just flashed on Queen's face. She was hella close to the camera. She scared the fuck out of me.
I did not look that bad.
I didn't say you look bad. It's just how close you were. It scared me. She said I did not look that bad. I wasn't roasting you.
I'm gonna start a fan lottery on Bego. Y'all look like y'all having fun.
Not I look like they're having fun.
What, Glenn? Why you whisper?
What'd you say?
What are you doing, Sadie? Thinking about Gwendolyn. Oh, what you thinking about?
Stuff.
Why are we hiding from her? What kind of stuff?
Juicy stuff.
Tell me about the stuff.
It's juicy.
Oh, how juicy is it? What'd you say? It's the best I've ever had. Oh, did you try it? Did I make you proud? What'd you say? What did you say? Did it make you drown? Did you drown? No, I can swim. Okay. What did it taste like? Y'all crazy. Barbados bitches. What does Barbados bitches taste like?
ID number.
Mindbreak, you're interrupting our phone sex.
I don't know what you said. Say it again. That whispering was a little cloudy. Say it again.
You're interrupting our Oh, fuck y'all phone sex.
Y'all need— y'all deserve— y'all deserve some real dick in y'all life.
So that again, it's so funny.
Y'all deserve some— some dick dick.
Say that again.
Y'all too beautiful to be settling for phone sex.
Hey, Gwendolyn, so you want to have phone sex with me? Do you think you'll send us real dick?
I wanna have intercourse.
That's not a video.
Oh my God.
Relax.
I love that thing.
Ouch, man.
I'm mad.
That's y'all funny.
Interrupted our phone sex.
Yeah, like screaming.
That shit was that shit was wet.
You're like they love this.
I'm wack 100.
We were enjoying ourselves.
They was having a good time.
It was just getting to the deep end. Y'all sounded bored. Y'all voices was getting tired.
We was just getting warmed up.
No, it didn't sound like— it sound like y'all been smoking your whole life.
Wow.
Like it was just getting warmed up.
No, first of all, I do I did not sound like this.
Yeah, I sound like the little blue— the little blue ladies from Hercules. It was trying to get on Hades to do the fucked up shit. Oh my goodness. Uh, what's up, Peach Fairy? Thanks for fanning up. Yo, any y'all BGO people want to come up here and kick it with us, let me know. Send me a treasure and I'll send you a link. You can come kick it with the adults and the cool kid panel.
It's the hat.
No, I keep changing the name. I thought it was—
yeah, I just love my new hat.
You said what? It's a sneaky—
cute.
Yeah, send me a treasure and I'll send you the sneaky link. Not the sneaky Yeah, that's what we call it. We call it the sneaky link. What's going on? Yeah, thanks for joining.
Operator voice, give us a sample.
I'll turn mine on if you turn yours on.
Not y'all about to get everybody excited in here.
Oh yeah, now she's throwing me off before I could even put it on.
We're gonna get real X-rated in here, y'all. Waterfalls, don't look at me like that.
Dang, this place got to be—
look at me like that. What's going on, 217?
I'm about to explode when Gwen start talking.
1738, what'd you say, baby?
I said I can't put—
I'm talking about to explode.
Tell me more.
I can feel it in me. I love how he just ruined it. He definitely ruined my shit.
What song was you singing? I don't know, because at first I was gonna join in, but then you sang different lyrics.
I was like, I was all for the listening, and then he just had to scream.
Yeah, that was Don't worry, baby.
I'll warm you back up.
Oh, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Get nice and comfortable in those sheets.
In those sheets.
Stretch your body out just like that.
Waterfalls, me too.
You gotta hit it with that.
Damn right.
Shut the fuck up.
Apparently I naturally have one, so Glenn was making me a little hot. And we just started. We had just started.
For just $5.99, you can get—
hey, Cash App the $5.99 and she gonna get started. That's our Cash App. Yeah, I know her catch-up because I send her shit all the time. Younger Bunny.
I'm dead.
Younger Bunny. The first time she told me, I was like, that's a weird name. She was like, yeah, I just like it. It resonates with me.
I was like, bitch, I just want my name on your tongue so bad.
Back to saving.
Thank you.
Look, don't ask me no questions though, just talk to me.
Y'all wanna all go back to BGO and do a, um, like a family PK?
How we do that?
We're gonna all just go sitting on the PK thing. We're gonna need 2 teams, obviously.
Obviously.
No, y'all good.
I'll go live.
You'll go live?
I'll be on that thing. You'll be on that thing twerking for beans, you know.
I'm showing dick print for beans.
Oh, why the hell?
We can't see it. You got on black. Go change real quick.
I'm gonna go put— if y'all gonna throw some beans, I could throw some gray ones. I'll throw some white ones on if y'all want to throw some beans.
Not the white, gray. Not you feeling godly with it.
I have to put the white ones on and watch some porn.
Not on the go, B.
Sit up and I'm gonna Stand up and flip this whole desk over.
Doing the Gobi.
Gobi.
I'm about my business. That's what I'm about to do.
Yeah, not on the Gobi. Not on the B. Where is Bookies at?
I know.
Yeah, this, this room missing the Bookies energy. Somebody text her and see where the fuck she at. FaceTime will save you. Be like, where the fuck you at?
Right, I'm about to text her.
No, FaceTime my ass.
No, because what the fuck you doing?
Yeah, I think they got us under some weak ass—
It's 1 in the morning.
Y'all take us out for a month.
She don't sleep.
I know she don't. That sounds like it's 1 in the morning, she up.
So where the fuck you at?
I had to talk to her how she be talking to other people.
Not Savvy be texting Bookies, but don't be texting me.
I don't have your number, Gwendolyn.
Not Savvy not having my number because she ain't open her pretty little mouth.
Nah, Gwendolyn not texting me, messaging me her number. Wait, what'd you say?
She said you ain't opened your pretty little mouth.
That's what she said.
You think my mouth is pretty?
All each other's number, we can all just Link and make sure not you including yourself in me and Gwen's conversation.
I mean, not you and Gwendolyn including yourself in my panel. Y'all y'all can dismiss yourself.
You invited us.
All right, sir. That's a disinvite.
So Gwen, um, my pretty mouth is also in the DMs.
Wow!
I didn't hear what he said.
I did not hear what he said.
You were disinvited. Oh, it's feisty. It was so feisty.
We love when he's hostile.
Oh, they doing this on purpose and I'm walking into it.
A little spice.
Look at you, they have hypnotized you, sir. So right in the middle, they hypnotize the hypnotist.
Both of y'all got trigger words. Y'all ought to calm down.
I don't got nothing. Goddamn.
Sadie, you don't have trigger words?
No, I'm lying. Don't say nothing. I'm already excited. We can't do that.
Wayne got a trigger word. Oh yes, she do.
Yeah, the last time she went so deep she don't even remember what it is.
Y'all got me fucked up.
I don't even remember what it is. Wait, do I?
Good, so they don't exist.
It does exist if he remember it. He's a goddamn liar. Test him out.
No, wait, stop being a prick.
He would say y'all just be wanting me to moan.
I don't moan for first.
Bye.
I don't know why I feel like matching on Bego all of a sudden. I think I'm gonna do that, boys.
You getting rid of us?
No.
Yeah, I ain't gotta end this panel to go match on Bigo.
Boom! Now she wanted to talk to other people instead of talking to us. Now she wanted to find new friends. Now she wanted some new variety in your life.
Now she want to keep pushing buttons instead of pushing that button.
We haven't even I feel like I'm married again. I feel like I'm in trouble. I ain't been in this kind of trouble in a long time. But the thing is, I was just as nonchalant back then as I am now.
I'm like, oh, sorry.
Yo, that would burn me up. Oh my God.
Like, everybody think they want to date a nonchalant nigga until you throwing shit.
It's all funny. It's All fun and games at first. I would cry.
I would literally cry. I would be like, so you don't care about me? You're not going— you're not going to do nothing?
Like, so it appears you upset.
I would cry. Like, I'm too sensitive for that.
I'll be like, see, I'm sensitive too.
You're not gonna show me you care?
I have too much trauma to even care about it.
Like, I'm not gonna throw shit, mainly because I paid for all the shit in here, so it'd be stupid for me to throw it. But yeah, I care.
I can't do no monotone shit.
Like, you don't give a fuck.
Tell me, be like, I'm angry right now. I can even take the verbal, like, I'm angry right now.
Well, I'm whatever. But if you upstairs, I'll, I'll take it out. I'll show you how angry I am. But yeah. Like all the other stuff, I'm wasting energy I could be using other places. Well, we'll get naked and make up some toxic makeup for me. Yeah, some top-notch toxic shit. That's a tongue twist. Top-notch toxic shit. Say that, say that 3 times fast.
Top notch toxic, top notch toxic shit. Top notch toxic shit, top notch toxic shit, top notch toxic shit.
Oh, so you toxic?
Top notch toxic shit.
Just a lot.
Not just a lot.
Just a lot.
I thought he was gonna say just a little bit.
Nah, just a lot. They'd be like, don't hypnotize me. I'm like, girl, that'd be the best 6 months of your life. Quit playing. Quit cheating yourself. Let me quit playing. I'm gonna run for governor somewhere one day and they gonna be pulling up old YouTube clips and shit. I'm like, I ain't, I ain't grabbed nobody by the pussy, man. If y'all don't get y'all ass up and vote, fuck that bullshit. All the people I grabbed by the pussy wanted to be grabbed by the pussy.
Dang, Queen, what you doing over there?
That's one thing I love about fighting demons. He lowered the bar so low I can run for whatever public office I want and ain't got to worry about nothing coming up. I'm like, bro, y'all voted for the orange dude, he did way worse, man. Man, vote, man. Y'all quit playing with me. No, no response. I ain't talking to nobody but TMZ. Either get Vlad Hill or TMZ. I'm the only two.
Oh my God, I hate playing.
He's trying to get everybody locked up.
He'd be like, so you sold crack last Tuesday, right?
On what block? Yeah, Vlad don't show his face. I'd be like, Vlad, the only way I'm doing it, I don't want to show my face just like we ain't showing yours. They don't know what you look like, they ain't gonna know what I look like. So when I'm off the camera and say, ask me some more stupid shit, watch I beat your ass. He gonna change the tone of the interview.
He'd be wilding.
Yeah, but yeah, I'm gonna be the only 2 media outlets I talk to, TMZ and, um, and Vlad. And I— and every once in a while I go on WorldStarHipHop and just do, do like a quick little upload. Yeah, that's my— that's the type of campaign we running. What you want to tell Mind Freak right now? Who trying to come up here?
Who did?
I heard the boom. Who was that? Let me see. Oh, Gwendolyn had dismissed herself like somebody asked her to go. Leave your hall pass there, ma'am.
I don't have one.
Why don't I know Gwendolyn? Sandwich?
A savory sandwich? What happened?
It was like she had a Gwendolyn savory sandwich.
Oh, that's good here.
You said what?
I said, because you stuck between two— never mind, two Barbados bitches.
Yo, y'all are crazy.
Barbados bitches for me. Oh.
What's that? Juicy Barbados bitches.
Queen, you sleep?
No, she just left.
That ring light look like I'd be doing some weird shit in my bedroom. That's not even the case.
No, you do.
So you don't?
I just brought it upstairs. It usually be downstairs.
You be swinging from the ceiling fan.
No, I do not.
Painting and shit. Yeah, y'all be doing.
I will show y'all my box while I'm upstairs, but we on Gobi.
We ain't we ain't on go. Oh, we is on Gobi. But if you gonna show us the box, we can we can say bye to Gobi. I ain't dropping no beans anyway, so we finna just end Gobi.
Ended it with the quickness too.
They dry.
He ended that quick.
Ain't out of there just yet. Hold on. Hold on, but I'm finna end Gobi because they ain't, they ain't showing no love to a real nigga anyway.
Poor Gobi. Gobi need to get his life together because I'm coming back. I need all the damn beans they can give me.
Queen, you sound like one of my daughter friends.
She did just sound young. It's like so little.
Uh, like, Riley, who is this little girl? Oh, y'all call her Queen? That's nice.
For real, for real.
I really thought that was some fucking—
me too.
Blanket. What she thought?
I said it was lingerie.
Yeah, yeah, I was trying to like show you.
Like a little baby doll thing.
Sometimes.
Oh, cute.
Okay, okay.
It comes with the little, um—
Yo, we gonna, we gonna have a little lingerie night where y'all come, y'all gonna show y'all favorite lingerie.
We got one on the 12th. Both at our school.
At your college? What kind of college is this?
Not on campus. It's a party.
Queen, have you been to an ABC party yet? You know what an ABC party is?
Is it a no?
Anything but clothes.
Anything but clothes. Those are dope parties. People get real creative.
Anything but clothes.
Yeah.
Yep.
I'ma say my happy hips is right here.
Nah, it gets real creative. I'm telling you.
Real creative or real?
How creative does it get?
I'm gonna stay with that. No, that's great.
That sound like STD. STD.
Nobody say everybody gotta walk in with their their results.
And then it's the wintertime.
Oh no, babes.
Then it can happen any season.
STD out.
Are like supercharged in the what I missed.
What? Never mind.
Never mind.
Oh, pardon.
All I heard was he said supercharged.
They supercharge in the winter. No.
Yeah, I was gonna because it's too cold outside.
You said what, Queens?
I mean, yeah, she's confused.
Anything but clothes. What else you gonna have?
But you said it's the winter and STDs.
You have to— when you, when you hear that, oh my God, you have on a trash bag. You can have on, um, some people buy the caution tape and wrap themselves up in the caution tape. Um, yeah, like, you gotta come up with something.
What school you went to? Because at Morgan's, they wore lingerie and boxers.
Yeah, no, that's a lingerie party. But then anything—
nah, we just wasn't creative. We didn't—
yeah, yeah, y'all didn't.
They was on some niggas here either because it was just—
I wanted to go and I wanted to just wear lingerie. Wow, where did you go, Angie?
Who watching from YouTube, man? YouTube people, what's going on? Y'all say something. Let us know y'all in this bitch.
My mom was like, "Uh, you gonna buy it?" I used to want to go to A&T until I went to Morgan, the illustrious Morgan State University. Whoa, calm down. No, it's not.
No, not there at A&T. They were like 76% when I went there.
Spicy.
Yeah, muy caliente. What does the box look like?
Oh, you really want me to get the box?
I just want to know what it looks like.
Curious.
Okay, okay.
I like you forgot.
I gotta go in my closet. I forgot too.
Hold on.
I'm excited to see what's in here so I can get some ideas.
Oh, I think a lot of stuff.
Okay, that's a big-ass box.
It is a big box. Okay, it sounds like a lot of stuff.
Dang, dang, like that.
Yo, it's like you pulled this shit out the evidence room. Why you pulling out the evidence locker?
Not y'all finna judge me for my kinkiness.
No, I'm excited.
I don't know what this is. Oh, this is a harness. That is, um, this is a whip.
Oh wow, this is some UV rope.
Wow, this is some UV rope. It's a lot of it. This is my favorite whip. It's red, it's pretty, and it hurts, and it's heavy. Some handcuffs.
Hit yourself with the heavy one first.
Nice.
They're pretty or whatever.
They are.
Hit myself with it. Here's the collar, it's fluffy on the inside.
What a leash.
Here's a ball gag.
Oh, okay.
Save all questions to the end of your demonstration. It's a crop.
It's kind of big.
It's a what?
A crop. It's crop.
You don't know what a crop is? They use it for horses.
I've never heard it used in that way.
So this is the rose thingy.
Oh, she got the rose.
I have two roses. So this one doesn't have a tongue in it. This one doesn't have the tongue, but I have another one with the tongue in it.
Wow.
What else is in here? Some more rope. Another— I don't like this whip. Phony vibrators. Vibrators. Some butt plugs.
All I'm seeing is me and Gwen are gonna have a slumber party.
Some anal beads. Is this my wet party? Yeah, another whip. It's a smaller whip.
What else is in here?
I don't know where it is, but, um, this goes to a TENS unit. It's like electroplay. If you've ever been to physical therapy, it's like that. I don't know where it is right now. A big-ass butt plug. Another one. Another one. A vibrator. More butt plugs.
Wow.
Wait, I got a question.
What's up?
This box— I got 2 questions actually. This box Did you have it already, or did you leave your house and it's like, you know what, I need a box to keep all my sex shit in?
Yes, I needed it.
So you left the house to get a box?
Yeah, I found this at Target and I was like, oh, this is big enough to keep my stuff in.
Okay.
And my second question is, where's the leash at for this collar?
I don't have a leash. That's one thing.
Why you don't got a leash? We gotta get you a leash. You deserve a leash.
I don't think I own one of those.
Yeah, you need the leash.
This is a big-ass box though.
Wow, wow.
On my way to the store.
You know what's on my I, I really want that, um, that toy that you can control from anywhere. I want that so bad.
Oh yeah, I was talking about that last night.
The Lush 2. I want that real bad.
Anywhere in the world.
I'm gonna get it soon.
All right, Jay, it's your turn.
Man, I ain't got nothing down here.
And he looking too.
Hold on, let me see. So I might get— I don't think I got nothing down here. I ain't going all the way upstairs.
It's the audacity for me.
No, that's gonna be what—
What he got down here?
The only thing that's down here is some ankle cuffs.
Okay.
Some handcuffs. I think this is to link the ankle cuffs and the handcuffs together. And a blindfold, but I ain't going upstairs.
Oh, you know what I don't have?
Some nipple clamps.
I got some nipple clamps. Where they at?
What you be doing in your office space, sir?
Right, this stuff been in here for a little minute. I got some nipple clamps. Here they go. I was gonna say I seen them early because I vacuumed the other day and I remember kicking them in the vacuum. But, uh, let's see. I ain't never even used these. They brand fucking new. I opened this shit in my office. That's why it's still in here. Because my office right by my front though. But yeah, these are nipple— oh, and they got the little things so you can—
oh, let me see. We can't see it.
Like enlarge your box.
Let me see. Let me VIP me. Y'all, y'all sit down there for a minute. But they got this little, little bell on it. And then it got the little thing to twist it, so when you get it to the hell to the right side.
Can I borrow those?
Yeah. Something like that shit hurts.
That shit probably feel good as hell. Mm-hmm.
I don't think it hurts. Nah, I don't hate.
I'm dead.
Have to test it out. Let me borrow them. You could borrow them.
You done broke them already.
Shit, I done broke the bail off one of them.
Now he done broke the bail already.
Queen, that's your go-to statement.
Not—
never mind, baby, it's your turn.
I can.
You say people—
I want to see waterfalls.
Girl, don't deflect the questions.
You say you don't have anything, Water?
I just got a vibrator.
Oh no, me neither.
Are you alive?
Hey Queen, what do you have?
He's alive. All right, nothing yet, but I will be Going to the store.
Yeah, I want to go.
Nothing. The innocence.
I need to find somebody's sunbrow first, but I'm gonna go get some stuff.
That's what I'm gonna get y'all this year— some sex toys.
You going to the store? I need a rose.
Let me get y'all.
I gotta, I gotta get some of that UV rope. I just got regular rope. I want some UV rope.
Get you a UV light.
The vibrator.
I want to try the sex swing. That's something I haven't—
Yeah, it looks fun.
I don't trust my— I don't trust my mechanic skill well enough to be putting somebody in a swing that I own.
Okay, so have y'all seen the movie The Boys?
Cut.
Huh, what'd you say?
Y'all seen that Movie The Good Boys with the little boys. Yes.
Yeah.
Y'all remember at the end? Remember at the end and they was like, yeah, my parents just set up a new swing in the room and they was on it like it's swinging.
I was dying when they gave her what did they call it the now necklace.
I hope you know.
It's true. She was like, yeah.
She said, why is it so? I don't know, it's called a now— a now piece. I think it's a necklace. And she goes, it kind of stinks, but thank you.
And then they tried to use, um, the dildos as weapons. Yeah, that was coming about.
That movie was so funny.
It was.
They're watching porn. How many husbands does she have?
Right, y'all gotta see that movie.
Y'all ain't never seen it?
I've never seen it before.
It's so good. It's crazy.
They're nosy.
Like, the anal beads is killer, okay?
Anal beads for necklaces.
What get up in superstars? No, it's not safe for you. You switch like a pussy little bitch.
What?
That's that new code.
That's what he said.
Yeah, you switch like a pussy little bitch.
He say that for real?
Yeah, yeah.
Why you sound so shocked?
I thought you acting like it's Kirk.
You acting like Kirk Franklin.
No, I didn't, but that was a little—
yeah, I remember Kirk Franklin cussed his son.
I would have cussed.
Yeah, yeah, because it's a grown, sorry, soft-ass attitude. I wish my son would be 30, talking about get the fuck out of Talk about what? Yeah, the Kirk Franklin thing when his son like leaked his shit.
I saw it, but you said something and it like glitched.
Oh, I was saying if my son was 30 talking about I cursed him out, like, bro, if you don't quit being a fucking bitch, like, for real, move the fuck around, bro. You ain't— you're a grown-ass, grown-ass, grown-ass man.
My dad cussed at me.
You're going to hell.
I would have wrote a diss track for him if I was Kirk Franklin.
You probably did.
That wasn't even Kirk Franklin, that was me. My bad, y'all.
But now what tripped me out though was his sister even put him on blast, like, bruh.
Like shut up.
Thank you.
Kirk Franklin said, "Ow!" What? What Kirk Franklin said? He said, "Whip your ass, nigga," or some some shit like that. I was like, "Bro, you about to gangsta out of Kirk. You better quit fucking playing." Right.
Like that man ain't had a hard life.
I'll break your neck, nigga. That what Kirk Franklin said to him.
I'll break your motherfucking neck or something to that extent, because Kurt is a thug.
Oh, watch you come back like that, because I'm a thug.
Don't come back like that.
I thought he was—
don't ever come back like that. I don't know what this life is, right? Like, don't you know one thing?
This is the life of Maybe because I'm a thug, all day, every day. Maybe because I'm a thug, wouldn't change for the world. Could be my back. Okay, I'm done.
No, keep going.
You took me back. You took me back.
Better get into it.
Hell yeah.
I was a Trick Daddy fan, okay? And tell me nothing when that song came That and Thug Holiday.
Y'all would have thought I was on toes to toes.
Y'all would have thought I was—
really needed the most. Thug Holiday.
Yeah, just like— okay, okay.
It's a lot of shuffling going on.
I gotta buy me a new office chair. I looked at some chairs, but I seen this one that light up that I really want. I'm gonna order the old one, but I ain't—
You've been saying that a lot. I feel like you're hinting that you want it.
I'm really just thinking out loud because one thing about me, if I want something, I'm about— I'm about it, motherfucker.
What happened?
But I feel like you're hinting.
I just paid a whole lot of bills, so I ain't trying to cash out on it just yet.
And it's a small month.
Around the 15th, I'm probably gonna end up Ordering that shit.
What is it?
This is a computer chair that lights up.
They got like lights going around the back.
I need to pay attention. I was texting and then I didn't hear anything.
Yeah, up in here texting your nigga while you in my live. We gonna let you know.
No, the only nigga I texted is—
you said what?
Huh?
You said the only nigga you text is who?
He don't text me back. No, I'm kidding. I talk to him every other day. Kind of stupid.
We gonna let you live. Don't want to smoke again? I think I just smoked enough. That was the habit about the smoke. That wasn't me.
It's only 10:30 and it feels like it's 2 AM, right?
Girl, it's almost 2 AM over here.
It feels so late.
Are we on Gobi?
No, no, we're on YouTube.
We're on the tube. We're on the tube of you.
Oh, okay.
I can end the YouTube. There's one person watching. If they want the link, they can let me know.
I won't show my thighs. I just took my skirt off.
Oh, we want to see what's going on over We finna end YouTube.
Bye, y'all.
You want the link? Inbox me somewhere.
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