A comedian mocks hustle culture by laying out an absurd entrepreneurial plan: wake at 1:47 AM, skip food and water, form an LLC, get a $100 million loan, buy NBC, then go seven weeks with no sleep before purchasing a Komodo dragon and monkey to retrieve kryptonite from the moon.
I'll break it down. What you want to do is you want to wake up every morning at 1:47 AM. You don't even want to eat breakfast. Don't even drink water. Create an LLC as soon as you wake up. Then what you do with that LLC is you go and apply for a business loan, get $100,000,000 within 15 hours. Then you take that $100,000,000, $50,000,000, then you go buy NBC. Now you own NBC. So when you own NBC, you want to take the money you make from NBC and make a trust fund. Then you wanna stop having damn fun. Now life is boring. After that, you wanna make sure you stay up for 7 weeks straight, no sleep, no food, no water, no— you wanna fast every day. You don't wanna eat at all for 7 hours straight for 70 days straight. You don't wanna eat, you only wanna drink water. Then from there, you wanna purchase a Komodo dragon. When you do that, you buy a pet monkey. With the pet monkey, you send the pet monkey to the moon to go find kryptonite. Once you get the kryptonite, you put it on Amazon and have someone drop ship it for you, and that's how you should start
