A hypnotist walks you through a quick trick: keep your eyes open, feel rooted to the ground, and try to stand up. The harder you push, the more stuck you get.
1, 2, 3, eyes open. Completely stuck to the ground. Try to stand up. Notice what happened. I want you to really try. I want you to try your hardest. Knows that the harder you try, the harder you fail. The harder you fail, the harder you try.
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