Cub Scouts perform comedy sketches at a Blue and Gold dinner, with speakers improvising bits about homemade treats, a mock orange sales pitch at 25 cents, and repeated requests for candy props. The whole thing is intentionally silly and repetitive, built to make the dinner crowd laugh.
Chapters
Missed you. Wait, you made that?
Yes, I did. And that's with M&M's? It is.
Wow. How did you get inspired to make that?
Um, Well, I just thought about what it's like to be a Boy Scout, and I pulled out my son's purchase, and I looked at that little corn thing, and I went from there.
That was inspiration. Let's take another look at that. That's pretty amazing.
[FOREIGN] [FOREIGN] And they need you to— they need everybody to be quiet so they don't need any additional amplification. We're pretty sure weeblos don't need to be amplified, so this is kind of a test. Ready, guys? Yeah.
Okay, can you guys hold a stick for me, please? Yeah. Do you have any gumballs? Do you have any gumballs? No, I don't. You guys got any Skittles? No. Do you have sour Skittles? You have any sour Skittles? No. What do you mean you don't have any sour Skittles? There's no table there, sir.
Oh, bye. You got any stickers? No.
Dude, you have any sweet tarts? No. Then what do you have? Two suckers on a stick. I think there's a second skit. What are you selling? Oranges. How much are they? Oranges! No, you're supposed to say 25 cents. Hey there, what you selling? Oranges! Well, how much do they cost? 25 cents. Are they fresh? Oranges! No, you're supposed to say fresh, very fresh. What's the deal? How much do they cost? Are they fresh? Fresh, very fresh. Should I buy one? No, no, you're supposed to say yes. So what are you selling? How to say cash? Cash. Are you being fresh with me? Fresh, very fresh. Should I rob you? Yes.
Thanks, Three Blues. Let's make, let's make sure those oranges don't fall into the wrong hands.