George and a co-host perform a second set of improvised songs and stories, with a running joke about their friend Rodney Johnson's "27th birthday" and "45th for the 9th time." The set mixes country verses about whiskey and railroads with dark humor and audience call-and-response, building to a chaotic honky-tonk celebration.
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Gracias, amigos. to call on you. I go pull by it down. Just one thing I ask of you, just one thing for me. Please forgive me. You knew my name, my darling Shuri. Shake, shake, sugary. Just don't tell the hill you know me. Shake, shake, sugary. Just don't tell the hill you know me. I love you. Just one thing for me. Please forget you knew my name, my darling Shuri.
Shuri, Shuri, Shuri. Just don't tell me you know me.
Shake, shake, sugar me. Just don't tell me you, you know me.
Guess it's time to go.
Just one thing I ask of you, just one thing for me. Please forget you knew my name, my darling.
Sorry.
Shake, shake each other. I'll meet you down at Thunder Lake. If that Jubilee don't come, I'll meet you on the road. Just one thing I ask of you, just one thing for me, please forget you knew my name.
Shake it, sugary.
Just don't tell them you love me. Shake it, shake it, sugary. Just don't tell them you know me. Gracias, gracias, gracias, Philip Davis. Yeah! Cool. That night we were in Red Gridity. The bottle was dusty, but the liquor was clean. The sound of the thunder and the rain falling down, and it looks like the old man in the moon.
I was still, tipped to swallow, and I was ready to kill.
But I went on and drank with a team. The bottle was dusty, but the liquor was clean. The sound of thunder and the rain falling down, it looks like the old man in the rain. Hey, thanks, y'all.
Yeah, I'm gonna let Jeff and the boys do a song called Low Spot. I just love the way Thank you.
Kahi.
Good Lord, what a band!
What a band!
All right, you guys, we're going to get a social drink going for our buddy Rodney Johnson, who just turned 27. He just turned 45 for the 9th time. That's why we love Rodney.
Rodney.
From one man with a solar sex panel to another. You know, a man that's bald up front is a great, great lover. Man that's bald in the back, that's a great thinker. Man that's bald all over thinks he's a great lover.
Oh yeah! Damn, George! Some insight!
Oh, I got a million of them. Well, since it's just friends and family here, I'd like to do a song from Peter Brown. When you're down on your luck, you ain't got a buck, London, you're gone. Even London Bridge Sing just as fast as I can.
I wanna go home with the arms of the Lord. Country music, home and the railroad and the Everly. The friendliest people and the prettiest women I've ever seen.
Lord, it's cold over here, man. I swear, I wish they'd turn the heat on. And where in the world is that English girl? I promised that I'd meet her on the third floor. You know, the whole damn lot The only friend I got, he's a smoke and a cheap guitar. My mind keeps wanderin', my heart keeps wantin' to be home in the Texas bar.
I wanna go home with the army below. Country music from where the river and the rainbow lay.
The prettiest people and the prettiest women I've ever seen. Right here is where we used to do a quick social drink, because this is a drinking song.
The friendliest people and the prettiest women I've ever seen.
Well, I think that I will grab my hat and go down to Marble Station. When a Texan fancies, he'll take his chances.
Chances.
These will be taken out and that's a fact.
In those limey eyes, they were either proud, so people called Mamie Footwear.
She said, "You're from the South, when you open your mouth, you always put your foot there." The friendliest people and the prettiest women I've ever seen.
Yeah! Whiskey River, Tennessee. You know what?
Hell yeah, we're going to get honky-tonk on your ass right now. Go ahead, pour up the shots, Tony, cuz we're about to get real drunk and real redneck.
Okay, must stop me. I used to love her, but I had to kill her. I used to love her, but I had to kill her.
I had to put her 6 feet under, and I can still hear her cry.
I used to love her, but I had to kill her.
I used to love her, but I had to kill her. I knew I'd miss her, so I had to keep her. My backyard. Hell, when you're sitting there, you'll be heroes of poetry, talking to you, surly girls that you know. I hope you won't see me if I rang your call to me. You know I just hate to be alone.
Take me down, little Susette, take me down. I know you think you're the queen of the underground. You can't send me dead flowers in the morning. Sing me dead flowers by the US Bank. Sing me dead flowers to my wedding. And I won't forget the blood roses on your grave. I was on the telephone.
sitting back in your old plain Cadillac making bets on Kentucky Derby Day. I'll be in my basement room with a big old little spoon. Some other girl take my baby away.
Take me down, little Susie, take me down. I know you think you're the queen of the underground. Can't send me dead flowers in the morning. Send me dead flowers by the USA.
But I had to kill her. She bit so much. She drove me nuts. And now I'm happier this way.
I used to love her.
But I had to kill her.
I used to love her, but I had to kill her.
I had to put her 6 feet under, and I can still hear her whine.
El now selling their flowers in the morning.
Got all the friends that ain't gonna want to give up, but the friends we'll never know. All the friends that'll see you when you get your picture on the COVID of the Rolling Stone.
Rolling Stone will see my picture on the COVID Rolling Stone, Rolling Stone, Rolling Stone.
Will see my smiling face on the COVID of the Rolling Stone.
All right now, rock and roll! Oh man, that was beautiful! I wrote that, I wrote that.
Thank you, Cleveland! Yeah, I made that up. I just, I got to tell you guys, I'm playing songs these guys have never played with me before, and that's a beautiful thing. Cheers up for my buddy Rodney. Where's he at? Rodney, we're drinking to your 45th birthday for the 9th year in a row, my friend. I told you we were going to get honky-tonk on you. There's only two things in life that make it worth living.
George, did you buy a new double wide today?
What's going on with that? I feel redneck right now. I do.
You guys cool with that? Can we get honky-tonk? We're good. Good shot with guitars. Good.
I got cousins coming into town. This is perfect. We'll get back to the dead. We'll get back to the good stuff. There's only two things in life that make you forget him.
Dolly Parton's got both of them.
All two of them. I love Tig Bitties, I do. Guitars tune good for a few women. Oh baby, well I don't need my name in the market lights. Got my song and I got you with me tonight. Maybe it's time we got back to the basics of love. Let's just have a social drink before we do this.
