Using ghostwriters on Twitter kills your personal brand and the whole point of being there. Audiences spot the templates and lose trust. If readers found out a famous author didn't write their own book, they'd feel betrayed, same as with ghostwritten tweets.
Why you hate ghostwriters? Why are you trying to kill my business? You got to make the main thing the main thing, right? So you're on Twitter to build your brand, right? Which will open it up to other interesting business opportunities. Because if you can afford the ghostwriter, you probably don't need the money from Twitter. The main thing you can do is just tell your story because you've already done cool shit. And I feel like people on Twitter are like so much more skeptical. They know that you're using a ghostwriter. They see all the templates, they see the same thing you're using. It's like, of course you're using a ghostwriter. And what if I told you like your favorite author, they didn't write the book, right? Fuck, they kind of get disappointed, right?