Joe Apfelbaum jokes about a drug addict rummaging through his trash, so he planted oregano bags to mess with him. Everyone wants his attention except his wife, who says he has ADD. He turns his marriage into the punchline.
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Mr. Joe Apfelbaum. What really bothers me is when people go through my garbage. It's my garbage and you don't have a right to touch it. Oh, let's not forget the drug addict, right? He goes to the garbage and he's not sure why he's going through the garbage. It's just a bad habit that he picked up. Maybe he's looking for something to get high on. If I had good quality product, I wouldn't put that shit in the garbage. Just to mess with him, I made little bags of oregano and put them in the trash. What do all these people have in common? They're all trying to get my attention. But there's one person in the world that doesn't want my attention. My wife tells me that I have attention Deficit disorder. And I say, I know, you never give me enough attention. I try everything to make up for this deficit. Joe Apfelbaum, everybody. Very funny.