New years adventures 2014

Joe Apfelbaum walks from a Target parking lot to his office on New Year's Day 2014, showing off a selfie pole and his new company goal board. He's lost 60 pounds and still has more to go.
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Good morning and Happy New Year. I just pulled into the parking lot by the office and we're gonna go into the office and see who's there. I wanted to take you along for the ride with my selfie pole. Let's go. So this is the Target parking lot. That's where I usually park every day. And as you can see, the streets are pretty empty today simply because it's New Year's Day. That's our office right there, 2233 Nostrand Avenue. That's our address, that's our building. Isn't this selfie pole incredible? Let me put in the password right here. This is how I do it every day. And pull the door right open. Now, I have 2 options every single day. Option number one is take the elevator. But today's New Year's and I think I'm gonna take the stairs instead. What do you think? Yeah, that's a great idea. Let's do this. Now, when I was 60 pounds more than I am today, right now I would be majorly out of breath. But fortunately, I am doing great. I still have more weight to lose, but I'm doing just fantastic. This is our door right here. We got a little lock going on here, access control, and we're here. Now I'm probably the first one here, the only one here, so the lights are off. You see that? And this is a new goal board that we put together, so we have our 2012 goals, our 2013 goals, and we also have our 2014 goals, which I'm really excited about. So everyone in our company puts goals together. Make sure to keep this door shut. Alright, so we're here. I believe I am the only one here. So what I usually do is I come here and I turn the lights on. And that's it. And I go into my office. Well, Happy New Year's. And if you want to see how I did this, check this out. You see me in the back over there? Here, come. Let's get a better look. See me? Uh, you can't— now you do it, right? Now you see yourself. Isn't that crazy? It's called a selfie pole. Happy New Year.
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