Someone buys a Yeti bucket, weighs about 2-3 pounds, holds roughly six soda cans. They spend the day with it in the woods, pointing at it, whispering secrets, guessing how many onions fit inside, and declaring lifelong love for their new bucket.
Dear Summer Shopping Diary, today I bought a bucket. It was made by Yeti. Pretty decent in size. Got a nice heft to it. Probably hold 6 cans of soda or whatever beverage you want to keep cool. Weighs about 2, 3 pounds. I was so excited to get my bucket, I didn't know what to do with it first. I pointed at it for a while. That was fun. Then I played ball. I told it my secrets. I walked in the woods with it. I walked in the woods with it with a plaid shirt on. I tried to guess how many onions I could possibly put in the bucket. No, that was silly. Then I put it on a rock. She's pretty beautiful. Yep, I'm gonna love my bucket from now until the end of time. For today is the day I got my bucket from YETI.
