Crazy Ibiza Villa!! (Ibiza Vlog #1)

What's going on everyone? 5 AM, Manchester, and now the pilgrimage to Ibiza begins. No, I'm putting— no, I'm putting on sunnies in a second. I look terrible, I'd say. Here we go. Yeah, love an airport these days. It's like some people hate on airports, but it means you're going somewhere. We're off on an adventure.

So many beds.

Perfekt machen, ne?

All too.

Alright, so a bit of an update on the vlog. We are on the flight to Ibiza and it took off at like 7:30 AM. We're pretty tired but we're also like buzzing at the same time and just high on life. And Joe just asked how did, you know, me and Ben do this, like how did we meet, how did we start creating content together. Basically, Ben came to like a few meetups. It was actually funny, he came to the meetup with me and Joe like 6 to 8 months ago. Yeah, yeah. If even. And we just kind of knew of each other and it got to a stage where I was doing a lot of events, a lot of expos and stuff, and I needed to, you know, outsource someone to help me with that. So I put up a Snapchat being like, okay, I need a videographer. Got hundreds of emails and I picked Ben. And I wanted to record a My Story video because it was exactly just gone past like 2 years years on YouTube. It was like a landmark or something. So we met up, recorded the video, and he did the worst job ever. It was brutal. Yeah, it was so bad. Like, my point-and-click was better quality than the camera he had at the time. So to be fair to him, he goes, look, give me one more chance. Went off, did 72 hours of learning, self-learning on YouTube tutorials, took out like a loan to buy a sick camera, came back, redid the video, smashed it. And the rest is history. I was by no means a videographer when I replied. You were talking such shit. Yeah, I was literally absolutely just like, fake it till you make it. Good on you. I was like, I need a videographer, and Ben, he had a GoPro. Yeah, yeah, that feel when you buy a GoPro and you buy a videographer. Here. Oh my God. Yes! Give me the one you don't want.

Fuck me, you can have that. Oh, can you though? Cuz now I've got 3 cinnamon rolls. I don't want to give you any. Nah, I'm giving you.

True friend. We're starving. Hot skies, bro, that Joe's getting on to. Yeah.

Newcastle, mate.

It's all the same to me. All right, so we made it to Ibiza. Tiredness completely gone, and we're just about to get a taxi to, uh, the Airbnb. So it looks unbelievable in pictures, so right now we are just praying to God that it, you know, lives up to the hype. Looks like a complete fortress. This is some boss shit. Yeah, excuse if my swearing goes up a little bit in these vlogs. I'm trying to let loose, okay? I'm just trying to be cool.

Yeah, genuine enthusiasm.

Yeah, sometimes people say like, oh, swearing is a sign of low vocabulary. I just think it means you're excited. Yeah, enthusiastic.

It's just a way of expressing yourself, man. But sometimes there's no substitute for the word fuck.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, right, let's get— let's get the first reactions then.

Go on.

Yeah. How do we even get in?

Probably get a pogo stick and just jump over.

Yeah, not looking. I'm not looking until we go in. I don't want to ruin it. Oh no, stop, stop. Nah, it looks like something out of reality TV, you know? Like, no, like it fully does. Like it threw out— no, that's the perfect layout. It's like, it's better than it looks in real life. We have to throw like a football stick. No way. Hey, excuse me, you trying to break in?

Yeah.

Great to meet you. Nice to meet you. Hi, what's going on? 5, yeah, yeah, just waiting for 2 more. Oh, amazing! Oh, this is ideal.

Let's go outside.

Oh my God, there's even a little cabana. Whoa, whoa.

So here you have the pool, there, there is the barbecue.

Oh, barbecue! Oh, perfect.

This is normal.

Oh yeah. And look at this, it's like a little kind of racing track for fun and games.

For birds.

Duck, duck, goose.

Oh wow, that's great.

Yeah, this is perfect. Sorry, what'd you say your name was? Paula. Paula, it's a great name.

All around you have Salacaleta, which is amazing.

Just a little bit, please. Just a small—

ah, here, take a glass. Like, you know, it'd be rude not to. You don't have to drink it all.

A lot, eh?

There you go. Cheers, guys. Absolutely cheers to the best host ever.

Thank you, cheers! We know each other through Tinder.

Yeah, ah yeah?

You use the Santa?

Yeah, yeah, by Wild Radius, so she got the pro version.

Oh yeah, yeah, we upgraded, yeah. It's worth the extra £5. It's called Grindr.

I will write you, do you want some suggestions on where to— you can have a lot of fun with a lot of English girls, always very drunk.

That's what we like to hear. Doesn't sound like the worst deal. Yeah, nah, not for me. I'm here to chill.

So you prefer the Spanish and Italians?

Yeah, I do actually. Yeah, I'm a local.

Yeah, that's roasting. Happy out.

It's going to be a metaphor for me life, man. Yeah, deep hole.

Just retire here in a pit.

Pit of despair.

Barbecues 2 days in a row.

Yeah, definitely.

We're actually gonna come back massive. What are macros? Uh, they're these things that, uh, they're really close-up photos of barbecues. No sign of them. Yeah, bro, I guess. Nah.

You need to come back down the road. I think he came like— it looks like he needs to come back down the road then, man. He needs to turn around. Oh really? Yeah.

Ah, okay, cool. Yeah, okay, cool.

All right, sweet. All right, I'll be in the road, man.

Welcome to the fortress. Bring it in, bring it in. Good to see you, man.

Come on in.

What's up, bro? How are you? Good to see you. Welcome. How was your flight?

Good, man.

Yeah? Although getting here wasn't that great. I saw you. Yeah, every B address was different, bro. Fucking sweet. It's pretty sweet. It's pretty sweet. Pretty fucking sweet.

Obviously it doesn't apply to me. No matter who ends up in it, if Sean wants to back the company, you get the room automatically.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's one main room. All the rooms are sick, okay? But there's one main room that, of course, you know Everyone wants, fair enough. So we're gonna have to come up with some alpha gauntlet to, to decide who gets it. So we're just trying to think of what that could be. It could be anything from a paper-rock-scissors tournament, which is kind of weak. That's weird. Or it could be like some form of like fitness test or race. So it's hard with 3 people, so like we're gonna have to think of something now. Like, what's going on guys, Miranda from City Aesthetics. Arrived safe and sound in Ibiza. Time for a well-deserved vacation with the boys. Alright, so Rob, what's happening? Doing the hold the breath thing unless anyone has any better ideas. You boys ready? Yeah, you count it down. 3, 2, 1, go! They really want this room. Oh my God, Rob's struggling. One's gone, he's gone! Between Rob and Joe now.

Damn, some bubbles.

It's getting close. Oh, Joe, you just gotta fucking want it. Holiday's ruined. Let's go home.

I'll take the room for 3 days.

All right, explain the tattoo. I mean, you've seen it. Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to hear you. Okay, I didn't actually explain it on my real vlog, but it's honestly— there is a meaning behind it, but the meaning is not the reason I got it. Yeah, I just got it because I think it looks fucking sweet. Yeah, yeah, because it's very minimalistic. The cool thing, what I think, is that if you like walk around, you can't even see it, right? You have to do like this to be able to see it. But, uh, so anyways, right, we are now going to the supermarket because we really need to just pick up the essentials. So booze, because that's essential for us. We're so cool. No, seriously, we need to get like food and like water and stuff like that.

New remix, mate. Yeah, got it.

One shot.

Nice.

Damn, fast. Go on, Rob, do it. I'm on my green tea.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Grand.

Yeah, we'll go for that for a day. Yeah, yeah, let's have a look at it. Yeah, give us a look at it. Which one?

The green one.

I have a green one. Oh no, no, it's a cock block. Yeah, yeah. Wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't for all this. So we got some San Miguel's, pretty decent beer, and we got 2 liters of Smirnoff. You don't even drink beer, bro. I know, I know, but no, the San Miguel's are all right. What are you on tonight?

Uh, San Miguel's. Oh yeah, yeah, and some of the vodka as well. I do bits, man. I do bits of everything. Push that down for us, the butter up.

We got the cars. We got one quad over there.

I just want your airframe on. Oh, wait a second.

My God, I love that thing. Literally at one with the road. How was the ride? Oh man, one with the road on that thing. I love it. I think I'm honestly gonna— you know, we only got that for a day. I think we'll take it for the week. Yeah, yeah, I love it. Sick. I can get used to this. Oh yeah, got that on camera too. Not gonna make the cut, dude. No, it's not gonna make the cut. And this one's about to bust open too. Let's keep going or the goods are gone. Helmet hair. It's gone too far, man. Time to call it a day. Call it a day. Go home. I'm going home. Uh, right, so anyways, sometimes like 6, 7 o'clock in the evening and, uh, we just devoured a load, a load of sushi. It was really good. It was like Lidl's sushi as well. It's really surpassed our expectations. So now we're gonna go for some pork steaks. Just gonna keep kind of like cooking food for everyone and just kind of like pick at it. And then I think we're gonna start getting ready for the night out. Yeah, I'm gonna go for a swim as well. That was nice. See, I think so. Yeah, yeah, sure. You know what the thing is If you're feeling it, you can pull it off. All right, so, uh, doing some vlogging myself. We're in the Moody Wagon. We're gonna go get some tickets, some ice just for tonight, and I think we're all going out. We're going out, we're doing it, and it's a beautiful evening for a drive as well. All right, so it is our first night out in Ibiza. We're gonna hit up DC10, some sick acts playing. Cannot wait. We're gonna go out, we're gonna make some friends and have a great time. And most of all, kind of get a feel for the place because that's how it is, you know, your first night, you're— it's a new battleground, right? And you're just kind of going out, getting a feel for the place. Joe's been here a good few times. This is my first time, so I'm very excited. But I am— the biggest piece of advice is to like take it easy on your first night, so I'm gonna take it easy. But thank you so much for watching. A lot more to come.

Keep it real. See you in the next one.

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