INSANE BALI VILLA TOUR!!

What's going on guys, welcome to today's video. I thought this would be a good point to start today's vlog. That feel when your breakfast floats to you. But basically I'm gonna give you guys an insane Bali villa tour, like you'd want to see this place. It's honestly like, I would regret not doing a house tour and not recording and not putting it on YouTube. Like it is absolutely insane. This breakfast is looking at me, it's physically peering into my soul. So I'm gonna eat this, we're gonna have a sick day and get on today's vlog. So give it a thumbs up and let's get into it. So we are starting our day with some mushrooms, a little bit of avocado, poached egg, some fruit, coffee. Ideal breakfast, like, oh my God. What's up everyone? Welcome to MTV Cribs Bali Edition. Are you making fun of me? I told my MTV Cribs Bali Edition was cool, Joe. I am about to give you the most epic villa tour you've ever seen. Like seriously, this place is like, I'm just in awe of it, okay? We stayed here last night. This is our first full day here. We're gonna give you a look around. The story on how we came across this place was we were getting some drone shots on the side of a cliff in Uluwatu in a place called Wonderland Bali. And so basically the architect who basically made this place and is working on the new place in Wonderland Bali was like, "Yo, what do you do?" And I was like, "I make YouTube videos and like, you know, put them online and just have a bit of fun with it." And she was like, "Hey, you know, are you into videography? Can you work your camera?" and I was like, ah, you know, I've dabbled in it. And she's like, will you make a video from my place and you guys can stay here? So I was like, um, yes, absolutely, for sure. So, uh, here we go. So you come in, okay, and then first of all, like, just the entrance is just nuts. You've this bicycle that, like, I'm not sure how practical this is, like, I'm not sure if it actually works, but it genuinely looks really cool, really artsy. And so the person that designed this place is You can tell like they're very skilled in what they do and they've, um, what's the word for it?

Well designed.

Artistic touch. Yeah, yeah, artistic touch. So anyway, so right, you actually come off left here and there's this like crazy bathroom.

Wow, I didn't see this yet.

I know, I know, it's like a little secret. Like I would just sit there even if I didn't need to go to the bathroom, just think about life.

No Linda zone.

Yeah, no Linda zone, Linda free zone. This is where I need to go to reflect on life. Yeah, that is insane. So that's the first thing when you come in on the left. So now this is like the main area, and it's like you walk in and it's just like, whoosh. We had some friends over last night for just like, you know, food and drinks or whatever, and it was just like, it's like a reception area.

The Lips couch. Love it.

The Lips couch. No, that's no pun intended. His name's Rob Lipsett, in case you didn't know. We got this. Linda's more artistic than I am.

I love this!

Yeah, again.

And the zebra everywhere.

Zebra print everywhere. It's like an egg basket. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Do a little jump.

See ya, end of the vlog, goodbye. So comfy. And then so over here we have the full kitchen area, a little bit of a workstation there, that's where I'm doing my editing and my emails. Nice big fridge. Just thinking about the floating breakfast on today. Uh, but it's great for like, it actually comes with like 2 chefs pretty much, and they'll just prepare whatever you want. But you want to know the best addition to the kitchen? Oh, I love him, I love him! His name is Mulio, he's 10 years old, he's 10 years old, and he is the most beautiful cat ever. Mulio's retired and he's chosen this place. We go out here again, uh, this is where we're probably going to have dinner tonight. Again, like, you know, they can't have a normal table It has to be a green triangle. So again, it's so artsy, so cool. Fan, flowers, everything. Even like, look at the details on the roof. This makes me appreciate architecture. Like, it legit does.

I love how all of it opens out.

So it's also open and everything. And then this is just the playground.

I love how these are triangles.

I know, everything is like— So they actually said these are called shipwreck beds because apparently that's what they're shaped like, and that's what the design was based on. That's really cool. Over here, a little lounge area. Here, it's like a couch. I'm not going to lie, this reminds me of Love Island. It reminds me of the Love Island villa. It reminds me of the 10 seconds that I was actually on Love Island for. Again, there's just so much space. Like, that's what feels the nicest, I think. It's like, it's just so open, so airy.

Look at the rice fields.

Oh, we'll be filming sunset there, no doubt. So again, there's like 2 more little, like, just a bit of decking there. Somewhere to like, catch the sunset, have a couple drinks. Sorry, I'm just in awe right now. Yeah, and so we got here at like 6:00 PM yesterday and the sun was just setting, so we didn't get to capture it on camera. So today our goal is to be here right on time, get the best sunset ever, capture the moment, create some sick content. But the last part of this tour— actually, no, there's still quite a bit to see.

There's still more.

There's still way more. But one of our favorite parts is this over here.

Oh, the treehouse first.

Yeah, okay, okay, treehouse first. Treehouse first. It's called La La Land Valley for a reason, like it is like La La Land. Breaks, breaks trees. So comes complete with a treehouse, and then here you got the hammock, got some little beds there. And yesterday we just literally sat there for maybe 2 hours just talking about life. It was just a great time in general and it made me very grateful. This is my videographer, by the way. And then TV room. Not as if we're going to be watching much TV here, but still. Another cool thing is like there's just magazines and books everywhere. A bit of Vogue if you're into it. We also got a little bit of Crossing the Ditch, got some, um, we got some Eat Love Pray. I don't know any of these books, I'm sure they're great though.

Good selection.

Style and decor. Oh, it's a common theme on this channel for me to pronounce words wrong. No, people are like, Rob, decor! Is it actually decor?

Yeah, is it? See, people comment below for decor or decor.

Are you team decor or are you team decor? No, but it is a common theme on this channel. It's like, Rob, you're a public speaker, you can't even speak proper English. Tree fitty. So we got this just big massive circle just opening up into the hallway here, and then just cool staircase. It's like a nightclub. Master bedroom. Again, this like has a real like Tony Montana Scarface vibe to it. Obviously big Massive bed! And then what I think is so cool is in here, right?

This is my favorite.

This is actually my favorite as well. So we got a walk-in wardrobe, of course, and then this is just like— it looks like the bathroom in a nightclub. Like, you even have like old magazine cutouts here. This thing changes color every couple of seconds. It reminds me of— I wonder, have any of you guys been to Pikes in Ibiza? That's what it reminds me of. Okay, comment down below if you've been there, right? Over here we got the bathroom. Super cool outdoor shower, bathtub, naked Indonesian woman. We got it all. Great lighting. This is an update on how my cut is going. Guitar that I can't play. Living area. And then bathroom number 2 in here. And just a beautiful view while you're having a bath. Indah's ditched me, so we're going solo on this vlog. Uh, we are in bedroom number 3. And oh my God, again, just absolutely amazing walk-in wardrobe. And again, another beautiful bathroom. And there's me and some sick lighting. So anyway, it's safe to say I will link this place in the description box. Like, oh my God. Oh, I nearly forgot to vlog this random table in the corner of the villa. To be honest, I look at this and I see beer pong. That's what I see. I think that's an ideal beer pong table, just saying. So today I'm just going to do a little bit of a home workout, uh, by the pool. Just do a load of push-ups, some sit-ups, and just do what I can. And then I'm actually going to meet a friend of mine, Joss Mooney. He's another guy who's in the kind of fitness social media sphere. We were with each other last night, we had a great night. So we're going to meet him and his girlfriend. I'm going to bring the GoPro. We're going to switch from the A7 to GoPro, maybe even a bit of phone footage, and we're going to have an amazing day. So give the video a thumbs up for the good vibes, and let's have a good one.

Peace! All right guys, so we made it.

We've made it to Mississippi Valley and Josh is afraid of heights. He doesn't want to jump off that, so you know what we're gonna do? We're gonna jump straight off it, okay? Sick footage coming in 3, 2, 1! It's a sub-label. You can buy them. Buy my ebook.

Let's go! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Come on! You can do it! Oh! No way!

He didn't fucking do it! Oh my God. Basically, there's been this guy and he's been trying to jump off for an hour. And everyone in the whole club is trying to get him to jump off. Come on, he's made it through.

Come on, let's go!

Yeah!