OCEAN BEACH IBIZA

Rob Lipsett and friends spend a day at Ocean Beach in Ibiza dealing with a broken rental Jeep, a stalling quad, and a lost wallet, before settling in to watch Shrek and eat watermelon. They receive Alpha League packages from Chef Guma and keep the energy up despite the constant small mishaps.
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Rob? Yeah? It's 1 PM. Oh, are you serious? Yeah. Alright, let's go. Alright, Joe, I'm giving you full responsibility of Rob's vlog. I'm going to pick up supplies. Rob needs about another 8 hours sleep, but he's not getting it. Because adventure doesn't wait. Did you try and wake him up yet though? Yeah. This is not good. What's happening? Uh, it seems like the Jeep is letting us down. I'm making sounds that a Jeep should not be making. You think it's the brakes? I'm gonna call Pablo, see if Pablo can help us out, man. Hello, Pablo. Hello. I rented a Jeep from somewhere in Playa de Mombasa. And it seems to have a problem. It's making a tapping sound and it sounds like something is loose to do with the brake. Okay, thank you. I hope Pablo comes and saves the day. Let's get one of these so that we know it's watermelon. Cerveza. We have to leave enough so that she knows what it was. Try to brake, it's just— please do the side. All right, we're going to get a different Jeep. Like, they brought another one. We're good. He haven't seen the problem before. He hadn't? Nah, he knows what it is though. They just— it never happened to this Jeep. Yeah, like, it's not even our fault either. Nah, nah, definitely. Oh no, you just have to— great, because this is It's an older system. Ah, yeah, yeah. Hey, let's just nobody tell Rob about the Jeep and just wait. Yeah, yeah. Be like, fuck, we took the wrong one back out of the supermarket. Yeah, that's good. Or I'll tell Rob that he, you know, fucking stole a Jeep last night. Maybe he'll believe it because he probably forgot, like. Yo, why are you in the exact same position as you were an hour ago, man? Fuck, man, get active. Right, right, right. As in, up. As in, man, I am going to be like— I'm going to get so active today. You're all just going to be like boring compared to me. I'm not even like hungover, I'm just like sleep deprived. Get it into you, boy. GoPro, he's back. You like that meme? Yeah, I know, I'm back. He's back and he's ready to do it all again. We're back and we're ready for it all over again. Number 2, rate that dive out of 10. Do you want to give us an explanation as to why there's glass there? Uh, yeah, I was like just like being all cool and shit, um, just like sitting, we're all having drinks and like, I don't know, I think I just need like take it off level. So just lost my glass. Now, man, I'm telling you, and I dropped it. When you guys got back here, what happened to you last night? All right, so there was like a, like a door closing, uh, when you get into the— like the gate. Yeah, like a big door. You have like a key. To automatically close and open it. Yeah, it's like the gate into the villa. Yeah, Rob didn't really understand anymore how the key worked, so I was walking like— he opened it, I was walking inside, and he closed the freaking gate while I was in there, and I was like stuck, man. I was stuck. You lose your life from a night out in Ibiza. Rob Lipsett, open this shit, I'm gonna fucking die. And I literally like, I had to fucking hold my like stomach and shit. And Rob Lipsett, he tried to open it like this. There's a fucking gate and it's like, how about it? Press the key, press the key. He was like, no, it doesn't work. Happy to keep— I was like, sorry, Brian, the gate's got you. I gotta go. Go on without me. All right, so, uh, I'm back, back into the party, and I think we're gonna go to the beach now. We're going beach or Ocean Club? Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. So Ocean Beach, here we are. Definitely, uh, something like that was recommended by a lot of people. Everyone's like, you gotta go Ocean Beach. So very excited. I'm just like excited the whole time, pretty much. Well, so we're gonna go in here now and see what's going on. Oh my God, I much prefer daytime events than nighttime events. Comment down below what you prefer because I like talking to you guys in the comment section. But, uh, yeah, daytime plans for the wind. You get a tan, talk to people, have a few drinks. Always a good time. So let's go in. It's one of those days, mate. We're here having a good time. We're here, Ocean Beach, having a good time, living in the moment, uh, drinking out of my pimp glass. I think it's pretty cool. I'm gonna chill here for day. It's like, look at this, look, it's like their birthday. So we basically picked like the best day to come here. Absolutely perfect. Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday. Alright, so we're gonna head— Take it easy! Good as heck. So update is, had a great day at Ocean Beach. Everything went swimmingly. Yes! Yes! Oh my God, the quad's having trouble. Rob, Rob, give it gas, give it gas! Gas, gas, gas, gas, gas! Oh, right here, perfect. That's it, leave it. Yep, it'll sort itself out. Yeah, it just needs a rest. It is what it is. At the end of the day, it is what it is. It's not our fault they gave us a shitty quad. And yeah, let's just go on with the vlogs, man. We got packages. So many ups and downs. What did we do? We traded in a Jeep, we lost a quad, I broke my phone, it got fixed again, I lost a wallet and found it again. I'm sunglasses-less. Marianne lost her shirt and bought a new one. There's all kinds of ups and downs. It's an emotional roller coaster. But all that matters is we have the Alpha League packages. Oh, we're alive, man! I don't know we're live. Chef Guma came through with the Alpha League packages. Yeah, shout out to the Guma. Nice, nice. Get fucking in there. Yeah, let's get in. Help me finish the vlog, right? Yeah, we're just like, let's take watermelon down, man. Thumbnail this shit. So basically, after like a really, really, really good day, perfect day, John, what we said, we're not gonna ruin it and we're gonna stay in and we're gonna chill out. We're gonna watch Shrek. Basically, we got a big one coming up tomorrow. Yeah, I want to be fresh for it because you need to hit things at full power. You need to be 100% for it. So yeah, so we're gonna stay inside, we're gonna watch a movie. And eat watermelon. And it's actually gonna be great because it's like we're staying in, in Ibiza. It's like so rebellious. But right, I'm gonna finish up the vlog here. See you in the next one. Keep it real. Peace.
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