What Ibiza Was REALLY Like

That's cool.

There's glass everywhere. The whole villa is a fucking state. Real estate. Life's hard, aren't we? We're gonna have to pull ourselves together to get through today.

Yeah, we're gonna go jump off some cliffs.

Are we jumping off cliffs today? Yeah, yeah. All right, we're jumping off this one.

We need to do that now.

All right, I need to charge this shit.

Okay, people, it's my last day in Ibiza. Last night, yesterday, I don't even know if you could say last night, like, because we started about like 4 or 5 PM. Definitely probably the best club experience that I've had over here. Went to Ushuaia, saw Antz, wasn't it?

Well, Antz was the name of the event. Yeah, we saw like—

I'm so uncool. I'm literally like, we're going to DJ Elro.

We saw like Nick Fanciulli and like Yousef and a couple others. It was good.

Yeah, he's cool and listens to music.

I pretend that I'm like, I pretend that I know shit. You pretend you're a DJ? Yeah, that's what I do. I just try to keep up appearances, but really I'm just not a cool one.

But yeah, so then went to Elrow in Amnesia, and that was sick as well. I'm actually gonna insert some clips from my phone, and they actually turned out really cool. Guys, today, um, we are having a nice little chill day. So we saw in like a John Olsen vlog or something, um, about this place called— was it Cala Blanca? Am I saying that right? It's Calabasa. Calabasa. Casablanca. Yeah, that's close. And it looks absolutely beautiful, so we want to go do that soon, get some GoPro footage, some drone footage, and just have a nice day. So let's Let's get into it. Let's eat food today as well. We're forgetting to eat over here.

I've already eaten so much, I can't even sink. I mean swim.

Back to sleep, you.

This is gonna be the start of my Alpha Elite video. I'm gonna try and swim towards a menthol on the other side of the pool. I'm gonna be halfway through and then someone's gonna go, "Come on, Joe, you're an Alpha Elite." And I'm gonna doggy paddle the fuck out of it.

Say it, say the line.

What's the line? I'm Joe Delaney, and I'm a fucking sick guy.

Quick one, you know I always pack a few protein bars. Myprotein, my peeps, link in the description box along with discount codes, keeping me somewhat alive over here.

absolutely beautiful.

The water is so clear. I've actually— I've not seen water like this in a long time. So this is going to cleanse our soul and have us going back on that plane in a good way. So right, here goes. You just jump, jump straight in here? Yeah. All right, I got the approval from the locals. It's like sope. It's like an art. I could actually eat like a parma ham. I could actually watch this all day. It's so relaxing. What are you going for, Rob? Do you want a nice lolly or a cookie?

I had a bazooka, mate. All you need is cold. I wish you could put it inside my brain. This is erotic, mate. This is what we needed.

So day 6 on the alcohol and ice cream diet, and it's going really well. And I also haven't gone to the gym once over here, and this is probably the longest time I've taken from the gym in ages. And you know what, it's like I used to have like a big fear of like falling off the wagon a little bit, like, you know, missing some gym sessions or slipping up on my diet. And you know, I'm pretty happy to say I don't have that anymore. So it's definitely, you know, I'm more into making your whole routine work for you, make it more enjoyable, and living your life too. So look, we didn't completely ruin everything. Only so much can happen in like, what, 5, 6 days? But we're back, we'll get on it. Rob, you look shit, mate. Yeah, cheers, bro. Joe's heart fell off, so, uh, we're gonna get it back. But, uh, funnily enough, it's an Alphalete heart.

Spanish geezer walking around Ibiza with my Alphalete sponsorship, man.

So close. Shit.

Anyway, I like it, mate.

Oh, give us an update. It's come to an end. It's time to pack up and go.

Later, people.

So after a stressful time in the airport, so we forgot my wallet. Back at the villa, but thank God we're staying with the coolest guys ever, and they came straight away, and we're only like 7 minutes away from the airport, so that saved the day. Then I didn't check in a bag online, so I had to do that at the desk, and it was just closing, and your man was a bit of a dick. He was a bit of a dick. Either way, uh, all worked out fine. We're here, we're last aboard, and we're about to go home. So yeah, looking forward to going home and sleeping in my own bed tonight and eating some decent food. Look at that, yeah, beautiful. You think about Ibiza as like this crazy party place, but it's actually very nice. All right, so we're back on home turf, we're back in Dublin Airport. Epic time in Ibiza. I'm like, I can't believe I've like finally ticked that off the list. It's like one of those places that that you need to make frequent trips to. Like, I'm gonna be back there for sure. Like, there's so much to see and do, and there's so much different sides of the island. There's like apparently fitness retreats and like just so many different things that we actually couldn't do in like 5 or 6 days. After those 5 and 6 days, we were like dead. So I think the key is frequent short trips. But anyways, it was such a good time. I absolutely love the lads as well. Like, they're just some of my favorite parts of the whole trip, was just sitting by the pool having a conversation. And it's just great to also meet people that are, you know, in the same line of work as you. So now it is time to go home and sleep for as long as possible, and then I will see you in the next episode. Keep reeling, mate. Peace. Wah!