Austin Maser visits Steve and Autumn about spiders in their yard. The interior pesticide treatment didn't reach outside, so spiders keep coming back. Steve works as a forklift driver and they joke about egg prices before scheduling a follow-up appointment.
Bro, this is a nice neighborhood. We hear gunshots, but like, I am not scared.
They're going to need a nuke to kill me because I'll be like Rambo, you know what I mean? Like, let's go! They just sprayed and I'm still getting spiders. Yeah, so that's why we're here. All I care about is spiders. I hate spiders. All right. But really, anything with wings has an advantage on us humans. So all flying bugs should be dead.
Yeah. Just says the base of the home and the inside and that's it. They don't do the yard. That's why you're getting the spiders in the yard. And what was your name, man?
Steve. Oh, that's Amanda.
Amanda, good to meet you.
Why did I just say that? I am so sorry.
Why did you just do that? That is autumn. You're about to piss me off. Why did you just call me that? I don't know.
I am sorry. I don't want to get in the middle of that. I just woke up.
Okay, well look, I am sorry. We hate bugs. Okay, cool. I've never done that.
Well, I've done it once, but that was when I was drunk, and then it was a family member's name, but whatever.
Okay, and then a phone number for you?
312.
And then a good email for you? Yahoo. Um, that's going to help with the spiders tremendously.
What do you do for work, dude? Forklift driver. Cool, man. And I love it. It's nice.
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Go hire a pet and they know he's a fucking pile. Damn, it's like we should just be like having a free choke human day. Egg prices, guys, egg prices.
Yeah, dude, you know, we got it scheduled just fine for tomorrow afternoon. Okay, I'll take a selfie with you, that way you remember who I am. Cool. Happy to help you, bro. We'll take really good care of you. Thank you so much. And, uh, good luck with that. Yo, dude, thanks, bro. I'm gonna need it because I've done it twice.
