A pest-control salesman hears that a customer's cat went blind after eating a stink bug. He explains how his company's treatment works: the product sticks to the bug's hair, gets carried back to the nest, and kills the whole colony. It's safe for pets and kids.
Hello, ma'am. How y'all doing? So we do the bugs. We're switching everybody over from like fucking all those guys. Do you guys have a company yet or not yet? Super important in this neighborhood. You know how the stink bug get?
Oh yeah, my cat ate one.
Oh yeah, how was that?
She can't look right at the sun anymore.
So it kind of messed her up a little bit. That ain't good for real. Was that— is that just like a frick, like a joke, or like is the cat actually messed up?
She ate it and she's been different ever since.
Yeah, she's been weird.
The sun makes her squint. Cats aren't supposed to squint.
So you're not playing with me at all? Like, they can't— okay, I thought you were playing with me a little bit, but no. The stuff that we'll do for you guys, it's gonna get on the hair follicle of the bug. The bug will bring it back to the nest, knock out the whole colony.
Is it pet safe?
100%. All right, yeah, kid and pet friendly. The last thing I need from you guys, did you say you want to do debit or credit for that first one? Okay, if you want to pull that up for me, or if you got it memorized like my wife does.
