This is a YouTube video titled "End of the Year Blooper Video - Behind the Scenes w/ Matthew Hussey" created on December 28, 2014. The content features a casual and humorous behind-the-scenes conversation primarily between Matthew AI and Jameson, discussing outtakes, video production mishaps, and playful banter about their work and personalities. The tone is informal and includes jokes, personal anecdotes, and references to their creative process.
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So Jameson had the idea to do a kind of end-of-year video where it was essentially a compilation of clips that were cut out of the videos we did this year. For the life of me, I don't know what he's talking about because I don't know what would have been cut. Clearly everything that I say is gold. I don't know. So your guess is as good as mine, but. But whatever he's done, here goes. How many people you've slept with? I don't need to know that, and you shouldn't need to know it about me. You know, you... We'll ask it. Doesn't mean we want to know the c- this fly, seriously. Just throw that at the end of the video, 'cause they people love f*cking bloopers. Are my standards too high? And the answer is maybe, but maybe not. That was lame. The quirky. You go into his apartment and he's very tidy. He likes things a certain way. He's a little like that, detail oriented. Crazy. You're having this wild, passionate, sexual moment and in the middle of it you realize he's not even paying attention because he's fluffing the pillows next to your head, not even in the moment with you, but instead Making sure that the bed is just fine. If you come and draw art on my left butt cheek, it doesn't mean I wanted art there. It just, you've just come and vandalized my ass. Can't leave that in, can we? Can't, that's gone. That's edited out. Vandalized my ass. This is how it happens. Jameson will probably leave that in now. 'Cause you probably thought that was funny, didn't you? 9text.com Matt, is that the letter 9? Or is that the letter 9? I'm not even gonna give you another one so that you can use it as a blooper. I'm gonna keep going on this one. That's the nature of this video. Part of getting rid of the elephant in the room is saying, Guys, there's a frickin elephant in the room. Could someone get that f*cking elephant Out of this room because it's shitting everywhere. Let's leave it. What? Leave it? Jameson's giving- what you don't see right now is Jameson giving me looks like, can we just make this video so that we can get on with our lives? And he's shaking his head and I don't appreciate it, Jameson. And for that I want it still in there. I want it still to remain in there. There will be a movie with your name on it that talks about an elephant shitting in the middle of a room. So, so ridiculous. Okay, all right. This year, I have spent some time growing four roses. Now, apparently not every guru does this, which I find Extraordinary. I don't know what they do the rest of the year. And even if they do, they grow them in bush form, not individually out of the ground on their own. I mean, it's 2014. Why go back to the bush? We can't say that. As the late Justin Bieber said, you can go hard or you can go home. Why not go hard and go home? I just, you know, it's just funny. It's just, is that bad? Can I listen? No, I haven't jinxed him. What do you mean? If Justin...
He's got a drug problem and a driving problem.
Oh, God, he has got a drug and a driving problem. Firstly, Jamison, I'm not superstitious. I'm not an idiot. So I don't believe that me saying the late Justin Bieber randomly on a video is going to be some sort of precursor to his death. And if it is, I'll just take all the bloody credit. Because think of how powerful that makes me. Then I'll be saying to people, follow me or die. We're making an April Fools video. Oh, how fun! And it's, they, but they won't know. Like, we're playing it dead serious. We're doing the most ridiculous advice. But we're not telling them that it's fake advice.
Think about Michelangelo's David. What's the one thing about that? It's statuesque.
What's the number one quality of Michelangelo's David? Statuesque, not moving, stern, Venus de Milo, expressionless. What's she doing? She's doing nothing. She's not even able to express with her arms. She doesn't have any anymore. I love that anymore because she used to have arms. That's the thing about that. But remember, you might think a lampshade keeps the light in, but it's really just waiting for the light to get out. Hansel and Gretel may have gone into that house made of candy, but there are still people starving in other parts of the world. No matter how many coffee beans there are in your cup, you're always going to need a cup of tea once in a while. Sleeping Beauty may have eaten the Apple. But the seven dwarves were nowhere to be found. But remember, if your love life is like war and peace, well, that's one war I want to be a part of. Live tour, which is gonna be in North America. But you could choose any of them. You could choose London, you could choose any of the North American events, even Canada. So let's get started.
North America does include Canada.
Does it?
Yeah, yeah, North America is Canada, United States.
Really?
America is America, but North America is...
I never knew that.
I've noticed you've done it before.
I never knew that.
So it's like, okay, what do you learn in the second grade?
Well, well, you just guaranteed yourself a zing somewhere in the video. Are we rolling right now? 'cause I want them to hear this. You put, you said Jameson sends me a text, he's on his way to record a video, he sends me a text. Already after the time he's supposed to be here, saying FYI caught on the phone, ETA 349. Hooper's 349. Not like, oh, I'll be there at 4 or even 350. You put 349. What arrogance is that? What? Yeah, but why would you put it? Why would you put 349? Who's ever said I'll be there at 349? By the way, this gives you an insight into who Jameson is and why I get annoyed. Because you lot have a go at me and say, oh, you bully him in your videos. It's that text message. that tells you everything you need to know about the man.
And by the way, were you ready to go when I got here? Or were you shirtless and wearing your shorts?
I'm still wearing my shorts. Not that they know that. At some point I'm gonna have an address that you can send clothes to that you want me to wear in a video and I will wear them and we'll sort of have a contest of some sort. The point is Jameson wanted me to wear something festive. So here's my festive look. Merry holidays. Merry... Do people say Merry holidays? No, they don't. This is the point. You have to say Christmas, because you say Merry Christmas. Probably get this video started now. I... How high are you right now? Do you think that's it? Do you think it's the drugs? I think we're about done Jameson, don't you? Mmm, mmm, mmm. Smart water mixed with airborne. Mmm. I'll call you back. Yeah, I'm in the middle of shoot-- Mo, I'm in the middle of shooting a bloody video. She hung up on me. How does she hang up on me in the middle of that? Oh, I'm getting a phone call. This. Now I've just got to wait. I've just got to wait until it goes off. Huh? No, I'm not showing who's calling. It's my mum. It's actually my mum. So it turns out there was some stuff cut and Jameson decided to have a good laugh at my expense Try and get everyone else to laugh at me as well what he doesn't realize is that I pay his yous know, so he's done. He's fired who's had the last laugh now, bitch? This guy and by the way, I'm shooting on an iPhone right now Don't even need you, mate. Don't even need you. So we'll be doing videos like this from now on. Just me and an iPhone, baby. See, what he doesn't realize is I just have to rename him and he's replaced. Isn't that right, Benjamin? So we'll see you next time. Rest in peace, Jamison.
