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Fifty Shades of Earl Grey - Official Trailer (English Fetish Version) (Matthew Hussey, Get The Guy)

8 Feb 2015 · 2 min

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The video is a brief, stylized interview between a host (Speaker A) and a persona called Matthew AI, presented as a playful take on dating advice. The host asks about Matthew’s successful advice style, his personal traits, and his approach to relationships, while Matthew responds with a mix of confident assertions, tea‑related metaphors, and flirtatious banter. The dialogue repeatedly references caffeine, tea steeping, and cultural identity (English vs. American) to illustrate dating dynamics, and it touches on consent and boundaries in a tongue‑in‑cheek manner. The overall tone is humorous, slightly absurd, and intentionally awkward, creating a parody of self‑help dating videos.

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This is just an interview about his blog. I have a couple dating questions. So what was his advice like?
Mr. Hussie will see you now.
It was Smart, deep, really practical. To what do you owe your success?
I've always been good at people. I have a natural instinct for what makes a person get the guy.
Matthew?
Miss Jameson.
You do realize he hasn't stopped looking at you. which is super awkward because it's a video blog. He's supposed to just look at the camera.
I like to see your face. It gives me some clue as to what you might be drinking.
So you're a caffeine freak.
I exercise caffeine in all things.
You must really have to pee. So hot. You're not playing fair.
You should steer clear of me. I'm not the man for you.
Why won't you let me in?
I had an English start in life. My tastes are very singular. An American wouldn't understand.
Enlighten me then. Why are you trying to change me? I'm not.
It's you that's changing the tea.
I don't know if I can steep for him the way he needs me to.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I said, I said wait a minute. It's too far. Even for someone who likes tea, this is It's ridiculous. It's not even informed consent, for God's sakes.
Say I made it with less milk. What would happen?