In this January 3, 2016 YouTube video, Matthew AI and Jamieson present a comedic year‑end blooper reel titled “My Most Ridiculous Moments Of 2015.” The hosts introduce the video as a “last hurrah” before the 2016 kickoff, framing the content as a collection of their own idiotic mistakes, awkward moments, and off‑the‑cuff jokes. The transcript weaves together self‑deprecating commentary, mock‑serious advice on dating and texting, absurd skits (e.g., smelling off‑putting whipped cream, freezing ears on a glacier), meta‑remarks about YouTube culture, and playful banter about audience expectations. Throughout, the tone remains informal, irreverent, and deliberately over‑the‑top, using profanity and exaggerated metaphors to highlight the hosts’ willingness to mock themselves and the platform’s tropes. The video serves both as entertainment and a tongue‑in‑cheek reflection on the past year’s mishaps.
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So it's January 3rd and we figured this Sunday is just a little bit too close to New Year's Day for a lot of people to be back to work. So we decided, me and Jamieson, that we would have our proper kickoff video for 2016 happen next week and we'd make this video one last hurrah to celebrate the year that has just passed What better way to do that than to highlight all of my idiotic, stupid f*cking ups? It's a bit rude. And we thought, what better way to do that than to shine a light on all of my stupid, moronic, idiotic moments? You're often asking for bloopers. We rarely give them to them, do we, Jameson? Like now and again we give them a little thing. You don't really like Giving away bloopers. I like giving the crowd what they want. You know, that's where me and Jameson differ. Sometimes he's an artist. I just am an absolute sycophant for you people. So we thought, okay, here are some bloopers all in one reel. Enjoy. You look just like Steve Jobs. What we love about this version of the phone is that we've created a wonderful matte finish on one side to reflect the coarser sides of people's personalities, but on the other side we have kept things silky smooth, like a freshly shaved pair of balls. We'll keep that in. What video is that relevant to? Bloopers. Today, Dating YouTube. Why are you trying to make us like every other YouTuber? I'm not Zoella. I never will be. Help with talking to men, help with texting. Oh, I have actually got a lot of texts. Don't eat that, it honestly smells off. Dude, it's fresh whipped cream. I'm not even joking, smell it, it smells off. I ate it yesterday. Try, I'm serious. Sam, smell that cream, I'm not joking. I don't even know why they're so good. Nothing about it even sounds good. I don't like dark chocolate. I don't like mint chocolate. Just works. F***ing Girl Scouts have cracked it. Now more of an arc on the back. I'm not actually trying to do it. And this isn't gonna be a sexy photo. No, unless you commit to it, it's gonna look like you're trying. Oh, there you go. Nailed it. By the way, before we even get into the questions, we put a picture of me laying down on this sofa, pulling a ridiculous expression, asking for questions, and I'm looking at the Instagram comments. No one even made a comment about how ridiculous the picture was, which either means you don't have a sense of humor, or that you think that I am actually like that, which really hurts. Advice for dating guy. Advice for dating guy who shows love more than says it. Well, if it's important to you, have I hurt your camera angle by leaning back? No, I mean, like, your photo. You. Am I still in focus? I'm on it. Why don't you worry? I am a cameraman. I love this message. I would marry it if I could. Wait, wait. I'm in love with this message. I would have sex with this message if it had a hole. Like. No. My ears are freezing. If I was trapped on a glacier, my ears would be the first thing to go. They're so small anyway that my body, they would, the body would just go, ah, just lose them. We'll barely notice. Are you sure you're not seeing this? I know I'm getting nailed from the side. Careful with your mic thing. You see water droplets? Oh, it's nailin' me. Oh! Oh! Oh! Shit! What do we do? And we're housed in. I gotta go get the bag. Stay dry. I will find you. Minute three. the rain has slowed. There's still no sign of Matthew Hussie. Whether or not he will return, he can't be sure. There's a mess out there. There's people all under shelter. Nobody by the pool. No one in the. Love it. All right. Whenever you want. We just start with that. Just the weird, just the most, that'll be the thumbnail if that's the weird text, it'll be nice. That wasn't my bat face. Action. One more time. One more time. William Talbot is often credited for exposing the first dicks with light-sensitive materials, but these were crass, out-of-focus images. It took the mind of an astronomer, John Herschel, who first. Oh, no, I need that. I'm not talking here about dick pics, by the way. Anyone who suddenly sends a picture of their ween. Why did you start laughing before I did? Any guy who begins a conversation with a picture of his ween. I will start off by saying any man who begins a conversation by sending a picture of his ween why is that so hard? It's like when Stewie's saying, oh, when he's cool, any man, any man, any man who begins a conversation by sending you a picture of his ween. All right, well I have to go with something different because I can't get it out. Any man who begins a conversation by sending a picture of his peen. We've gone a different direction with it.
