Our Stupidest Moments of 2017 (Matthew Hussey, Get The Guy)

How do I do this? Happy holidays everybody. Welcome to the end of another year. It is that time again where Jameson has to go through hours and hours of unused footage from throughout the year to hopefully find some adorable and hilarious moments of me and a bunch of moments of him being an arse. I will see you soon. How do I turn this off? I am gonna read some of the top comments and comment back. Oh, here goes Mr. Hussie, aka Mr. Vanilla, making fun of 50 Shades again. Shake my head. So, she's saying vanilla is a bad thing? Like, it's simple. Like, vanilla is boring. Just because it's simple. Oh, that caught me off guard. Oh, it's cold. Whoops. Oh, it looks cold in here, or is it just my penis? How's that for vanilla? It's so, oh God, it really, like, it's not just gone into my pants, it's now gone under, under my privates. But before we do that, Jameson, let's figure out if the man you're dating is the one. Don't make it. Allow, hey, what? Allow, can a guy make a mistake? Ever? Well, just, I just don't want the mistake to be about my sexuality. Do I want to jump him? Do that into the pool. Do you want to? Jump him! And maybe turn towards her a little more, make sure she sees that you're texting on your new iPhone. It's a brand new iPhone. Action. But why would I do cheers with weird guys? Don't worry about that. Why are you so mental looking? Face or more? Face or more? You're... Yeah. Did you tell Barney that one? And do you want to know what he said? Boom! And do you want to know what he sent, friend? Dammit. Sorry. How have you been? Oh my god, so busy. Work is crazy right now. Just so much is going on and super tired and busy. Good. We got it. We got a fresh track. Right after yoga isn't always my sexiest, right? Yeah. Okay. You look great. Aww, thank you. You just made my day. Right after sex. Is it mental? Yeah. Self-deprecating is endearing. and charming. Self-defecating is when you take someone else's compliment and, well, you poop right on it. Self-defecating is when you take someone else's compliment and, well, you pull down your pants and you... Self-defecating is when you take somebody else's compliment and you pull down your pants and, well, you just Take a big old poop. Shut the go in that room and shut the door. Shut the door though. Go in the bathroom so I can't hear you. Literally the least professional Jameson's ever been. I'm now literally filming on my own. I'm talking to myself, I guess. Alright, self-defecating is when you take somebody else's compliment and well, you Pull down your pants and take a nice big poop. Literally just me laughing to myself right now. This tasty burger holds the secret to things finally clicking into place. Mmm. Oh, I'll see you soon, my spicy little sausage. I'll see you soon, gorgeous. What can we say? What was the funny description of the burger? My greasy little meat flower. I will see you soon, my greasy little meat flower. It's very confusing. In what sense? You realize that looks nothing like Harry Potter. I think I would know, mate. Maybe Game of Thrones. You look like a, like a Liberace Ned Stark. How does a girl like you stay single, you know? Sorry, that was me. Okay, good. You're such a cock block. See you soon. She is not gonna see you soon. Such a cock block. That makes one of us. That makes one of us. It's cool, no, it's cool. I'll do this again though, soon. Totally, cool. I'm gonna do your shot for you. Please, yeah. I will, maybe two. Do two, go ahead. Cool. I really don't care. I know where you live. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. It's too much, but okay. Makes one of us, what? Oh, no, no. I don't know what to do when he makes those noises. Oh, no. No. You just gotta give me time. Ah. Get in it. Ah. Ah, no, no. No, no. Oh, God. Stop acting like you're trying to. Just don't do the noises. 'Cause I know you're trying. You were supposed to go get my beer. Yeah, I know, but you're trying, like you're actually trying to wind me up. No, I'm not. You are. Don't do the noises. We'll add them in post. Oh, God. Ah! Ah! Oh no! Don't do that! When you're on the floor, don't do the where you go, oh no! That's the bit that fucks me up. Just when you're down there, stop! Cut down here, you silly buggers! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Guys, thank you so much for everything this year from me, Stephen Hussey, whose some comments have called an absolute delight. James and Jordan. I didn't know I was gonna have a line. And the entire Matthew Hussey team. We love you guys. We appreciate the support and the encouragement and the warmth the entire year round. Thank you so much. And we cannot wait to bring in the new year with you guys. We will see you soon. I love you guys. Thanks, guys. Now let's go get milkshakes. Cut it straight again.