After a night out, a drunk friend named Penny ordered a massive Carl's Jr. combo and left the speaker with all of it. The food was soaking wet, Penny left her shake in an Uber, and the speaker ended up eating way more than planned.
You guys, my friend got abnormally drunk and took us to Carl's Jr. and ordered all this shit, and now she went to bed and I'm here alone with it. She didn't even order the 3-piece, she ordered the 5-piece. What did I do wrong? I'm just gonna have like a few of these bacon cheese— what? What? They're wet! What's crazy is that she's like half the size of me. This is a double-double. But don't feel bad for me for not eating healthy. Feel bad for this bitch Penny. She left her shake in the Uber, and I didn't order a soda because I was trying to cut back. Regret.
