In this informal, profanity‑laden makeup tutorial, the creator walks viewers through a complete under‑eye setting routine that avoids traditional baking. She begins by highlighting the under‑eye with Dose of Colors "Gold Is the New Black" and explains why she prefers dry oils and a mattifying primer to control shine and hydrate skin. She demonstrates precise placement of highlighter on the brow bone and under‑eye, emphasizing movement to avoid a single spot. The video then shifts to nose contouring, where she humorously critiques her own nose shape and shows how to sculpt it using subtle shading for a "witch‑like" look. Throughout, she recommends specific brushes (Senna, Kat Von D, e.l.f.) and products (Cover FX concealer, dry oils, powders) and explains the reasoning behind each choice, such as avoiding excess powder that can dry out already dehydrated skin. She also critiques the common baking method, arguing it can make the skin look "ball sacky" and dry, and instead advocates a lighter, moisture‑preserving approach. The tutorial concludes with final blending, a quick eyebrow highlight, and a candid admission of fatigue, underscoring the lengthy, detailed nature of the session.
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We still haven't finished setting the makeup. And highlighter, you ask? I'm so into Dose of Colors Gold Is the New Black. At first I thought it was going to be too dark for me. But that shit's hiiiiiiiight! Where's my favorite fluff brush? This is my life, by the way. Never mind. Okay. Cool, I'll use this Senna one. Senna brushes are bomb. I've had this for like 20 years, when I first started my career. Okay, 13 years. And it's still going strong. It doesn't get all over the place. So I like to start right in here first. Pull this part out, bring my eyes a little forward. Oh, fuck yeah. And I don't have to go down here. What the fuck? Fuck you guys, putting it all the way down here in a line. When you put the oil, these are dry oils, so they absorb. You're not going to look as greasy, and you're going to benefit your skin. Because a lot of times when you're oily, you might actually just be dehydrated. So it's okay to throw in some moisture. Try it. Try it once and see what happens with your skin. Just see. But start with a mattifying primer. So boom. But I want to move it around a little bit, make sure it doesn't look like it's just right in one spot. Why I don't go all the way down here is because I'm already greasy down here. I'm already oily down here. I've already got large pores down here. Why do I want to highlight that shit? Keep it up here so I just look like a glowing fucking goddess. That's all. I like to go up on the brow. Into the middle of it. I don't want to go here. Oh, should I contour my nose? Just for the sake of the kitties? I like my nose. It's cool. It's just like, when it's normal, it's fine, and then all of a sudden my grandpa comes out when I laugh. It gets all grandpa-y. So I'm going to go ahead and take off this. Looks like a goddamn lion's nose. It's cool. It's strong. It's a strong nose. Like a witch. Okay. A good-ass witch. And I also have a little bit of a bulb here, which is fine. I never even contour my nose, but I'm doing it for the sake of this tutorial to show you guys how much I know. Little girl walking by like, what are you doing talking to yourself? So I go in. That's really my main concern. This part is thin. It just looks like a dong. Looks like a little bit again. It's just I don't wanna. Here we go. I guess there we go. No, I think no. There we go. It's all good. That actually helps. Okay. Just for the kitties. So part of my setting process is with that— with my highlighter. But now I'm going to go in with my Cover FX. And you could go in and put more concealer. I don't like it to look too white, too light. But this is as much concealer as I like to do. Here's me baking, bitches. You go in, you bake with all this powder, and then you put highlighter on top of the powder, creating texture. And if your skin is already dry, you are adding to the ball sackiness. And I'm not talking about the look, I'm talking about in your life. You're drying out this part of the area, this part of the face that needs so much moisture. And it's a stylistic choice, I get it. But I'm telling you why it really doesn't make sense. So, I've got all these oils on my face. If you use the right products, you can use less makeup. But you've got to know. But you're only watching everybody else regurgitate the same information. So take it as you will. Okay. I just want to make sure— my hands are always clean when I go into my under-eye. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And now I've got my powder. And I'm only going to go— that's another reason why I keep my eyeliner so low too, because it helps to conceal the wrinkles. And I'm going to just pack. I'm going to pack a little bit in there. Not over here, because that's my highlight spot. But since we're here and we're trying to be perfect, even though this is already going to be an hour-long tutorial— If you guys have stayed with me the whole time, Good on you, man. Thank you, I appreciate it. But again, I drank last night, a little puffy. Just right into where the dip is, where that depression is. And I don't know, here I got this cheap-ass e.l.f. brush. Oh no, no, no, no. Oh, you know what brush I like for this? Again, Kat Von D's brushes. I love this little eyeshadow blending brush. But just a little bit. I'm not blending it out. I'm just blending it in here. Like a little airbrush. And I guess I'll go in and highlight my eyebrow bone. I get lazy. I get super lazy. Super lazy. Look, I can't even find my pencil. Again, super lazy. Ain't into it. Moving on. All right, I'm still going to take the Kat Von D. It's like a little tiny drop, just a bit. Take the other side of this brush. I don't know what it's called. Fight? Shade and Light. Shade and Light. And just a little bit on here. And I'm not into it being too shimmery. I mean, sometimes, but I'm already glowing everywhere. Oh, ah, fuck it. Let's do a little pop. Let's do— Just a— oh, how we feeling about that? Mmm, son, get right in here. All right, I'm done. I'm gonna go get some food. This is why I don't do these tutorials.
