A short, humorous first-person anecdote (YouTube) in which the speaker—who does lawn care and landscaping—recounts a college experience learning about 'fast twitch' and 'slow twitch' muscles. The speaker uses cultural and racial stereotypes for comedic effect while describing a running incident where he and two teammates unexpectedly beat many others after running extra miles.
We do lawn care, landscaping, but sometimes people call in and they just want to talk to us about whatever. Hey, I got to tell you a funny one. I got to college. I went to college and I found out about Fast Twitch muscles and Slow Twitch. Have you ever heard of them? Vaguely. Yeah. Fast Twitch is, you know, like getting one of them black guys playing basketball. He zoomed down the court and Slow Twitch is like a German from North Dakota that takes a long time to warm up. Well, I found out about that and I did it by one day by running to the wrong building that the coach pointed out and he made me run an extra couple of miles along with two of the guys and we beat 100 people and that was the difference. We got faster as we ran because we were German and we were built like Neanderthals, you know, from 40,000 years ago. But we.
