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Oh, is that why my Ascend's not recording?

Yes, Ascend is broken.

Interesting.

Uh, Riot changed some Vanguard stuff.

Yeah, I can't— I, I got some like, got some like, they're making changes with what's legal and what's illegal, so they're trying to be a lot more clear about things. Okay, essentially what's happening.

Yeah, because I was playing this morning and then they captured, and then I looked later because I thought about uploading a different video and like, wait, Nothing recorded. That's weird. Thought it was just me.

Yeah.

All right, speaking of overlay though, real quick, I am cooking exactly what I want for my own overlay. It's going to pretty much tie together everything in the Jungle Kingdom but within an overlay, and it's going to look way more streamlined as it has like automatically uploads to YouTube as well. So your own YouTube account. So it's going to make the entire process so much more streamlined when it comes to coaching and everything. So I'm really excited about that.

Is that a Jungle Kingdom version of Ascent?

Jungle Kingdom version of Ascent, but it's going to tie together like, you know, everything with the scoring. It's a lot to like play around with. But yeah, it's— yeah, it's all upgraded. And, and I'm, I'm taking bits and pieces from Blitz and other sites to make it good. I think the thing I'm most excited about, and it's—

it's—

I've confirmed it is legal, but it's like these little updates and reminders when people get complete their items and whatnot in the top left.

If you see—

if you see that grubs are spawning in 1 minute, like 2K or whatever, grubs are up and even. I mean, Blitz already does the items and whatnot, which is completely legal. Items are completely legal, but the little announcements and everything Yeah, from my research and my talking to Rioters as of yesterday, it should be okay. But they're making new adjustments to overlays and what's legal, what's not. So I'll have to reread and go through their new updates to see if that part is legal. Reminders. I heard two separate things from two Rioters. I won't say which Rioters, but I heard two separate things from like, oh, reminders don't seem like something we want. And the other guy was like, oh, that shit looks really cool. So yeah, anyway, this is— I'm working on that as a, as a like big thing. We're going to integrate with everything with the Jungle Kingdom. And the hope is that everything just feels way more easier to use and it improves the coaching process as well, because I can imagine it's annoying to upload the YouTube video every single time and there's a really cool way to just make that extremely streamlined. All you need to do is click two buttons and authorize your YouTube account and automatically upload, and then you're done. Every single game you record will be uploaded.

Beautiful.

That'd be nice.

Yeah, just gonna pull into a work call. Ping me when it's my turn.

Sounds good.

Okay.

I have a script that does this for me currently. Yeah, right. It's like you need something because it's so annoying to upload every single time. Um, okay, let's take a look. Genesis, jump in.

Yep, yep.

This game was very messy and very difficult, and I wasn't sure why. There's just so much. I feel like I got pulled into so much.

Okay. Attempt here. He did a Raptor start. Okay, Raptor camp is good. Um, your Zoe was actually winning here and you kind of just gave up on them. Um, I just need you to watch the fight to decide if, if it's, uh, if it's good or bad. It's like lack of info here.

Yeah, I thought she was doomed, to be honest. I could have watched.

She actually Yeah, you just have to watch to see if it's winning or not, because if the Master Yi keeps chasing, you need to be there for her or she's fucked. Here you're running back and forth, and what I really need you to check is what's Sivir and Senna's HP bar. All of this is just info. It's info diff. Right now, you know, maybe they're low, maybe they're healthy. I don't know. But it helps you decide. There we go.

Right.

If they kept hitting, maybe you can gank, or if Nautilus has the opportunity to stay.

He's too low.

But if any of those conditions were true, that Nautilus could stay, ever so slightly longer. Oh, here's half HP. You not checking for that bot information, like here, the moment you see Master Yi go up, it's like, okay, checkbox Master Yi's in top side. Now looking for the Krugs.

Great.

Okay, in Krugs, the next thing to check is the bot lane. And it's like, okay, so check the bot lane now and decide, am I just playing for Krugs or am I playing for a potential bot gank? And you don't have to make up your mind right away. You have time to think, but you don't have the information for you to even think. So you're lacking information constantly. Like, these, these last, these last two sequences is just lack of info. So we look out of base and we just, we just judge the information we're gathering. And right now, okay, we panned mid, cool. We see a bit of what's happening here. What I'm really curious about out of base is where, like, what's my game plan? Who am I playing around? Who's strong? Who's weak? And I'm sure in the game you get a really good picture of like, oh, my top laner died a bit. You have that feeling. Oh, my bot laner died a bit. I have that feeling. But you need to check the items because items tell you everything. Items tell you exactly how strong/weak someone truly is. Like a Sheen on Sivir makes her stronger, but it's kind of whatever. I think Sivir made herself weaker by going for a Sheen, but arguably maybe I'm wrong. I just don't think Sivir is the best Sheen user in general. I don't know. I don't really know what this build is. Um, and like Essence Reaver, I think, but it's like, yeah, it's, it's ER, but I don't think, I don't think ER Sivir is like, sounds the best on paper. But anyway, like this information just, just changes the, the game. It's like, oh, Lissandra actually has a, uh, Sapphire, and this guy's Sapphire Boots. Yeah, a Moat. And it's like, okay, so we actually have a little bit more AP damage in terms of pure damage. But let's say Lissandra somehow went for I don't know, there's like Ryze. Ryze specifically likes doing this where like this is the exact same build, but this is a fucking tear. And it's like that changes your mid 2v2 by a lot. And those are the pieces of information that you need to game the system with. If you don't have those pieces of information, how do you game the system in a hard game like this to win it? This game is hard. It's not going to be easy. Like top laners died already, bot laners died already. The game is not going to be easy. So you need those small pieces of info to help you Uh, to help navigate, like, help navigate the game. Okay, top laner got a solo back. Master Yi came mid. You have leveled up Smite, cool.

Nice jukes.

I think you stay a little— yeah, you stay a little long at this point. What's more valuable to you than this kill? Especially because we bring— we end up bringing Nautilus here too. So like, from base, I think Nautilus was pinging that he's coming, he's coming, he's coming. Oh, actually, he didn't even ping a single time. Trying to just buy time, but I think you need to value your life over anything. Like, you've done your job, you've done everything you could. You don't want to die to Lissandra, you don't want to die to, to anything bad happening here. You don't want to die to this guy flashing on you, which he did. So you just have to play it extra, extra safe here.

Yeah, kind of spaced a little too hard.

Right here, your Nautilus is jumping, their Lissandra lands a beautiful hook. I don't know, I don't know what's happening there. Maybe that's a kill, maybe that's not a kill. It's most definitely probably a kill if you are there, right? You can, you can just Q-R this guy, um, because, because Nautilus landed some CC, you guys can just full, full CC.

Um, yeah, maybe. I don't know if she had R.

Even if she has R, it's a 3v1 against this guy. You have— you guys have all the CC in the world to kill this guy. Yeah, if you guys aren't playing these champions, it's cooked. This is good, you got— you caught the Sivir on rotation, which is great. But that mid kill could have been really juicy.

I did see like Nautilus looking for it, but I just, I guess I thought it was nothing.

Well, all I care about is you confirming those suspicions. It's like, okay, I think X is going to happen and there's a way to confirm if X will happen and you need to double check if that actually occurred.

Yeah, I'm kind of just assuming instead of looking.

Yeah, you've assumed that this person is going to live or die and you don't actually know whether that's true or not. And because you've assumed, you've decided that like, I'm not going to double-check those pieces of information. But in a game that's really adaptable and really, there's just so many variables, anything, anything can happen. Anything is possible. So I need you to just confirm like, hey, does— hey, what happened? What happened in the actual fight? Okay, nice double.

Cool.

I think all this is like reasonable-ish. Um, Lissandra is dead, she can come. It's reasonable-ish, like they're on the objective, you have a strong Nautilus. Thing is, if Nautilus doesn't land his hook here, like you guys are pretty useless, I'm gonna be honest.

Not great, yeah.

So what I'm curious about is like at a base, one tab screen, that's all I'm asking for, is just one tab screen to really see like Kai'Sa's items, Nautilus's items. The Kai'Sa has a, has a Kraken.

Mhm.

Like, look at how, like, look at how, like, many or how little time you have the tab screen open.

So I actually changed my keybind now for it to, uh, I can't— if I release tab, it won't drop the tab. I have to click it twice, and that's helped actually a lot.

Yeah, that—

there's a keybind for that.

Like, when I press tab, it just stays open permanently.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then I have to press it again to— okay, because sometimes it's just like a tick, you know, like just—

yeah, it's just a tick, right? Right.

I actually need— I've been trying to work on like information gathering at least from tab.

So yeah, I've never personally done that, but I did it in this game.

This was a while ago, but yeah, that does seem pretty good actually.

Um, so yeah, in this case I don't mind the fight itself because Kai'Sa is actually strong. Kai'Sa might be arguably stronger than the Kai'Sa.

Yeah, Zoe, Zoe's strong at this point. And yeah, Kai'Sa has an item. This was one of those times I think I felt like I got pulled to it, but we have to look at the picture and we think—

I have to ask ourselves about champions. And this is just like back to that conversation we had a while back. What type of champion is— what type of champions do you have, um, on, on the board right now specifically? Because I know Kai'Sa can dive and Mordekaiser could just pick, but you have a, you have a pick comp, so you're going in 3v3. They have, they have pure front to back. I mean, Lissandra is not front to back, but the Sivir and Senna are pure front to back. Like, I'm not even gonna account for this mastery. Like, I won't even say it's like a 3v4. Like, it's fine. Like, I'm looking at the fight, I'm looking at the map, I don't know if mastery is coming or not, doesn't matter. Let's just say this is 3v3. It's not a good 3v3 for you. Uh, they're here front to back champs. You have poke champ. If you all-in like this, maybe you kill one person, the rest of you guys die. Best case scenario, you guys full combo one person and you kill them, and then you guys all die. Like, it is— that's how it is. Like, the Senna could run you down, the Lissandra can run you down. You guys are screwed after. This is like, back here, how do we decide to not go to this fight? You have to ask yourself How does my teammate— how do my teammates want to fight? Who do I want to play around? How do— like, how does my fed teammate— let's say it's Zoe in this case— actually want to play in this fight? Is there a better position that we can take to make the game a little easier for us? Like, instead of fighting a pure 3v3 mid lane, what if we fought a 3v3 in the topside jungle and poke them out first? Makes the game so much better. Like, now you can actually play for topside jungle here, top crab, and that's going to make the game significantly better than, than fighting a 3v3 on the mid lane with a Zoe that, uh, is a poke champ, right? Like, this champ is— it's not like all-inning like that.

Okay, I'm surprised that fight kind of actually went so well.

All this is unfortunately a bit of a byproduct from what happened mid, and I would say that like the, the next best thing you can, you can do here is like you see this guy running topside checking for your camps, you just, you just have to keep playing the game. Like, you felt something bad happened. It is what it is. There's more that's happening. If you let this Mordekaiser die, then the next entire sequence just goes to shit, goes to hell. And that's exactly what happened. It's like, don't let one loss or two, or two losses here, two deaths be the end of the game. You kind of let it be a potential end of the game by not pinging this Mordekaiser. This guy has no idea. He's pushing the wave, he's 1v1ing, he's busy with that. You're dead. You have all the time in the world to help and communicate and be that vocal point for your team. That's unfortunately, that's what jungle needs and does. Like, that's like jungle is a double-edged sword. You have all the agency in the game, but what that means is if you don't communicate or you don't properly help your team, your team is also going to do bad. If you do bad, your team's doing bad. If you do good, your team's doing good. That's just the power of jungle. Jungler has the most say in the game, in any game of League, more so, more say than support, ADC, mid, and top, arguably some of these roles combined. With all that agency comes a lot of power and responsibility. And if you don't use that responsibility, you stay stuck. The people who understand how much, how powerful the role is and play to all the things you can do on this role climb the fastest and the most. Like here and throughout the game, your mid's gotten ganked multiple times by this Master Yi. How could you have communicated to prevent that from happening? How could you have gotten more information? And how could you be more aware of where the enemy jungler is and what he's doing to help prevent more casualties? Or is it always going to work? No. But is it the best thing to do consistently? And sometimes will it work? Yes. And you're playing for those sometimes.

Yeah, it's fatiguing to do it like every game.

Honestly, I, I, I have to level set with your level set with you here. You're Diamond 2 already, right? And, or, or like, like if you're NA, right? Just to double check.

Yeah.

What do you think it takes to go from D2 to D1 to Masters?

Yeah, consistency.

You're already the top like 3% of the population, right? Like, like you're D3, like D2, like you have done, like, people getting to Diamond is like, they're like, people can't even fathom getting to Diamond. We have to like level set with where you are right now. Getting to Masters is definitely attainable and you're definitely like within realms, within the grasp of doing so. But what's next? If there is a next, maybe there is no next, maybe it's Masters and you're done.

Sure.

But then even if that's your goal, just Masters and done. Let me ask you this actually.

Sorry.

What is your goal? Are you trying to hit Masters and then call it? Are you trying to GM, shit Challenger? Are you trying to push forward, learn all 5 roles? Like, what's the goal?

Yeah, I'm doing 5 roles to master. This is the second role I'm doing. So maybe I'm 100, but I'll be happy with just masters.

Cool.

So let's say you get to masters on, on jungle. What you'll actually find unironically is your other roles, because what I'm guessing you did on support, I remember you mentioning, was it support?

Yeah, master support.

Yeah.

ADC, mid, and top lane are that much harder and have that much less agency and need that much more focus. And I will unironically argue that the best type of mid, top, and ADC are the ones who are the most communicative. Even though it's so— even though it's hard to expect that of them because they're laning and they're dealing with a lot. If you can properly communicate as any of those roles, you become Thanos because who carries games ultimately? It's not really the jungler that always carries games. It's actually normally the mages or the ADCs, just because of the way items work and the way their kits work. So imagine a very communicative ADC and mid laner. Oh my God, it's so much easier to play like, like whatever they need, it's communicated. That's like, that's like as a jungler, if I hear that from a mid laner ADC, I am jumping off the wall, super happy, super excited.

Yeah.

The point is you're already getting— you're already so close to your goal and you're so close to a place where you want to be.. And there's no easy way around it. You ironically just have to do the hard shit. Like right now there is no more fixing the baby stuff. There's no more fixing like the, the very, very, very, very, very small things. You, you are slowly and steadily ironing out the really bad small things. Now it's all about refining and making sure that you're taking the next step. You're doing the advanced things, you're doing the more technical things that are actually going to be way more draining.

Yes.

But again, you have to look at like where you already currently are and then where you're trying to go. Like, there's no way around it.

Yeah, it definitely— I think I was in like E4, E3, and it— I just needed to stay on camps and like the formula was just very easy and boring.

Yeah.

And now the formula— I mean, it's not— I'm not saying it doesn't work, but there's just so many— I keep hating to bring this word up with you, but like random. Everything feels random. It's like, okay, now I have to learn, learn the thousand different interactions and stuff and stay consistent.

Yeah, you have to learn how to adapt to the randomness. The best jungler adapts, or the best player— players in game, they just adapt. It's all adapting, it's all pattern recognition. Oh, I see this, like, I've seen a version of this a million times, so I know a general idea of how to respond to it. You're not going to know every single interaction in a game like League, there's just no way. But you'll have a general idea. I will say for you right now, I think one of your biggest faults is just you play so much. And like, if you mentioned that, like, you can't— there's like fatigue when you play this much League, you're just going to play like, like bad every single time. Like, past like 3 games when I was climbing to Challenger, past 3 games, I just played like shit. I just completely ran games down. So I had to get another account. I literally had to. I have 10 accounts. That I've leveled because I have like one main account and then the rest are like different, different objectives, different things that I'm trying to do. But like when I climb and I'm seriously trying to climb, if I go past 3 games, my mental is just so fried because I am so focused in those 3 games. I go past that and things are really hard and I still want to play the game and I still want to get better, I still want to improve. Don't do that on this account. If you just want to get to Masters, you're so close to doing that already. You are so close and you have the skill set and you have what you need. But if you're playing all these games and you're tired as shit or you're feeling like shit and you're like, you just can't focus, you're just going to keep losing LP. You're going to be stuck. You're going to be D3, D2, D1, maybe, maybe really close, maybe back to D4. You're going to hover. And the randomness comes from you as well. Like you're mentioning randomness from, from the game. Yeah, the game is going to be hard. I think the game is random throughout all elos, but You're also now a part of the randomness and that can't be happening. You can't be, you can't be that. You're the only thing you can control. You need to be the consistent one.

Yeah, true.

So my actual advice here is, yeah, we're going to keep working on the things within the game. I think it actually just comes all the way back to information and how do you adapt to randomness in a game? It's you need more info. Now you have the gut choice of like, I'm going to make a play and I see that when you see a play, you kind of just do it. And that's so much better than what I saw before, which was paralysis. Paralysis is the worst state to be in. Now you just do it, you just go, and that's so much better. But to, to, to take it this, this next step further, you need to be locked the fuck in on a few games and you need to get better at the skill. So we're taking, we're tackling two birds with one stone. So the way you do that is you, you spend 3 games on your main account and you play as many games as you want on a separate account focused on just information gathering, and you don't care about win-loss.

Yeah, I could do that. I have like 2 other accounts I can do that on too. I think though, because definitely the first, the first games of the day like go really well and I do feel locked in. Yeah, yeah, the rest— no, like that's on this account.

It's totally normal. And, and I'll say, I, I, I'll add a little bit more to this. Um, sometimes smurfing is the best way to actually climb. For me, I was hard stuck Masters on my main account and I did back in the day with the rest promos. I did promos like 5 times, 6 times before I promoted.

That was hella times.

Right?

And then when I promoted, I would only win 1 or 2 games, then demote, and then I would redo the promo. So it took me probably like 15— I probably did promos like 15 times to Masters, and I just never got past Masters 100 LP. I went on a smurf account, I ended up being GM 68% win rate the first time, and it didn't make much sense to me. And I tried to look back and understand why. There is so much mental baggage on your main account. It just is what it is. Like, there's so much history. There's so much like, man, I'm a 50% win rate player. There's so much like identity that you build around where you currently are. And I think there's also a lot of beliefs that you have within the game that are bad that you can get fixed by smurfing and by re-ranking throughout the game and you understanding like you have so much more control than what you think. Like, you're telling me, like, I mean, I feel like I have no control over the game, uh, at least in the current elo. Feels random, feels random. Go back and re-rank through Platinum, Emerald, get to Diamond, and you'll experience that's like, wow, I have so much more control. Maybe you come into Diamond on your Smurf account with a new perspective of like, I can just dominate if I do X, Y, and Z thing to win my games. And I think you need that perspective. Um, although you didn't mention that the first 2 games you play great, you have control over the game, or at least you're, you're, you're playing well enough to impact the game.

It's pretty easy, or at least I know what to do. I feel confident. I don't get like tilted at the randomness.

Yeah.

So I think like if your smurf isn't going to help you get to Masters, you at least playing 3 to 4 games max, 3 games max on your main account, this account here is your best bet going forward.

Yeah.

And definitely like I was so against like smurfing several years ago. And then I, you know, of course hand leveled an account, uh, and that actually like propelled me up on my main account too. Yeah, because exactly what you said, like the baggage thing. So I just need to apply that to this account too.

Yeah, you have to do it. All right, cool. So let's think about information. Information is still the, the, um, the killer. And then yep. I think the, your structure behind what you're doing day to day is hurting you by a lot. So you need to revisit the structure of things.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'll look at how to balance that.

All right.

Taximus.

Hello, hello, hello. Um, this one is more of a curiosity send. A lot of, um, people show up to coaching and, uh, ask how do I play versus, um, Nasus. Yeah, Nasus jungle. And, um, I just tried this.

Yeah, this is, this is good. All of this is really chill. Oh, you killed him too? Oh, hell yeah. Uh, reinvade. I don't like your reinvade, not because your reinvade is bad, but because you just do the wrong order of operations. Okay, fuck the crab, go invade. Yeah, then you're good, then everything is good, everything is great. You're playing a perfect game so far. Um, but this crab— like, these crabs should be the least of your worry when you're doing— when you're trying to play aggressively like this. And then after you invade, you can decide whether this crab makes sense to take. Probably does. And then you can decide whether it's double crab, whether it's defend bot camps, or whether it's reinvasion his top side.

But yeah, priority, priority of of camps.

Yeah, like, oh, you even see him here and then you're like, yeah, well, I mean, blue's gone. Oh, I see.

So his blue's gone because I did seconds.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, so then there's, there's a new way of looking at this.

Mhm.

Just wait. Literally just wait here. It's a 5-second, 5-10-second rule, but just wait here. Now you want to just wait and then eventually go for the Gromp. So don't, don't try to min-max your timing here. Like, this, this could have gone Um, you could have just lost the free—

even if Zilean is there, if I stand there, like, maybe you're saying not showing on vision, or do you mean applying pressure?

No, no, no, don't show, don't show for like 10 seconds, just sit here for 10 seconds. Okay, but I mean, it's still, still very, very good, don't get me wrong. Saving Awaken, which is good. Um, small thing, it's always, always the same thing, um What I would like to see here is you actually just don't use your ulti to kill this, just auto it. You can auto this thing to death, right? And then sit in this bush for a few extra seconds anyway to see when the Nasus is going to come, because he will probably come. And then that way you have your ulti up at the start of the fights. And then, um, I think you could probably kill him in that one sequence. Maybe not, you might not have enough damage, but I would It's like a small thing, small, small thing. Yeah, everything is good on— except for obviously that.

I don't do this often, so I don't know like what the order of priority is on, on camps and the pathing to do when you're doing this, cuz I don't have practice on it, but Yeah, no, I mean, I mean, the, the, it's constantly just applying the re-invade.

So here, like, you have a— the, the way I look at this is you have a, you have a flow to the game. I did his Raptors, I did his Krugs, or he did his Krugs, red buff. Okay, cool. I did my Raptors, I re-invaded his Gromp. I'm gonna look to re-invade Raptors, re-invade Krugs, then I'm gonna go back to my Raptors, go back to his Gromp, then go back to his Raptors, back to his Krugs, back to my Raptors, back to my Gromp. Like, that's the flow. The flow of the game has been decided for you. So right here, my goal is not the, uh, not the Gromp here. Sorry, not, not the bot side dive, not the fight here. My goal is to get towards the top side and catch this mid wave and then pressure the Raptor camp, threatening the Xerath, make Xerath sad, and then be in the top side and replay for stop camps. That's the, that's the order of operations here.

Yeah, even then, after the Tristana, I probably could have made it to his chickens.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the rest of the, the rest of the game seems pretty chill. Nasus cannot play. Was there anything else?

He did get a bit lucky because he just like walked into lanes and started picking up kills because that's what junglers do when they have no camps up.

Yep.

So then I ask you, did you ping at every point in the game where he could have interacted with the lane?

Uh, probably not.

There's a lot of pings, but so then we go back. What you would do is you would go back and you would look at literally every single time where a teammate died, and then you would, you would see like, did you communicate, hey, you just, he just, he's crossing right now. And did you, did you like, did you see mid lane? And did you see that your mid lane and your bot lane are the only lanes that can be pressured by the Nasus because he's going towards the bot side. Did you watch mid lane, watch bot lane, and see how they were playing? Right now your mid and bot are both playing very aggressively, so you'd have to look there and be like, okay, so you guys can't play aggressively right now because Nasus is there, otherwise Nasus gets free kills back in the game. So therefore ping them twice here, both lanes, because you don't know where Nasus is going to go. And then that way they know, okay, even if they go kill themselves, they know to play a little safer, that just in case that the Nasus does show up they save a spell, let's say they save their flash. Instead of Sylas flashing in, maybe he tries to use his E, lands the E, and then tries to 1v2 now with the idea that he has to 1v2 if he wants to make the play.

But you've—

you're the one giving him that information. He's not thinking about that actively. Okay, so then it's like, okay, so then out of base here, Nasus is going towards the top side. Then I look at my Aatrox and I look at my top laner and I see how is my top laner playing. Top laner solo killed once, twice, Okay, top laner is doing great. Is my top laner going to pressure on this timer? This is Nasus' timer. You did ping his camps, but now you have to do the step further and you have to look at your laners and see what your laners are playing for. And you have to see— it's so annoying and it's so exhausting, but you have to literally look at the game from the perspective of your laner and then give them the info of the jungler and tell them, right now you want to play aggressively, but you can't. I need to tell you that.

But you—

but right, so right now all you have is knowledge of where the enemy jungler is. You're lacking knowledge of what your teammate wants to do on the current timer. Add that information together and then their jungler never gets to play. Okay, because right now if Aatrox is playing safe, there's nothing for you to do, right? If Aatrox is like sitting under his turret or he's— he literally can't step up, then the only thing you could ping him is maybe you can get dove. Uh, but let's— or let's say Aatrox is like walking to get vision All you need to do is tell him he needs to be a little more careful, and this guy probably can go ward himself and he'll be fine. But I don't think he's fully aware that the Nasus is possibly going to look top camps after the, um, like, you ping here, cool, cool, cool. I don't think he's fully aware that like maybe the next time where he's still— he still can look top lane. And if like you ping, ping, ping, cool, ping again, ping again, ping his lane, ping him, tell him direct to him that you need to be careful because like, like this ping here, ping here is not very clear. You're not telling who exactly is in danger. I know it sounds so stupid because Aatrox is the only one who— and Aatrox and Milena are the only ones who need to be careful. But you need to literally tell them, hey bro, you need to be careful. That's it. Yeah. So the Nasus is getting two freebies here. Both of them very easy for you to impact. Kai'Sa doing this, you do the exact same thing. You ping up, you ping up, but somehow your mid laner and these guys are playing like this and you're not telling them to be careful. You know, like, like literally you're not watching the Kai'Sa and the Sylas and the Senna click mid lane and dive them with all the brute force. And when you do see it, like here you see it, you don't ping up a single time that, yo, you need to be careful. Like here you actually do see Sylas end up going forward a little late. You see it though, but here instead of doing nothing, I'm gonna ping him like, yo, you go in, be careful. And then here, watch your mid laner. And now you know Sylas needs to recall and maybe Senna wants wards, but like your Kai'Sa just came fresh off base. What does Kai'Sa want to do? You need to watch her and then communicate for her, communicate as if you see her. And then it's like, oh, you'll see that Kai'Sa is trying to land a W, or maybe walking forward trying to play for the wave or something. And then it's like, oh, 'Oh, Kai'Sa, you need to be extra careful. You should not go in. Nasus is here.' He might still die, don't get me wrong, but that's the full completed jungle tracking, like, responsibility that you have.

Yeah.

Ping!

Let me hear it.

Uh, I do, I do ping a lot, but you're making me realize, like, um, there's certain pings— like, I try not to, like, uh, over over-micromanage people who are like winning because they might know their limits more than me. But it, um, my restraint in that department is actually leading to enemy jungle picking up kills because like sometimes they are turbo fed on Sylas or Kai'Sa and they just want in, in, in all the time. They know their limits better than I do and whatever, but it's just leading to them getting kills because usually when you do that kind of directing ping they— and that's the one that sets people off and they mute you for it. Um, but those are the things that are getting them killed, so I'll try to include that more.

Yeah, I'm gonna counter— I'm gonna like counter your point here by bringing up that if your pings have resulted in them getting kills, staying alive, or spotting the enemy jungler and it's like, oh shit, this guy's been helpful the entire game, they're not going to mute you. If you are not helpful and you're pinging like— if you're pinging like bullshit, you're just bullshitting the whole time, they're going to mute you.

Yeah.

And the other— on the other side of the coin here, if you are inting in the game and you're pinging like that, they're not going to listen to you, right? So you must play a good game of League and you must be right with your pings because your jungle tracking is good enough, you're going to be right. So now you need to communicate to be careful. And your goal— let's reframe your goal. Your goal is not to stop them. Your goal is to give them that info that you're 1v2ing. They know their limits for the 1v1. They maybe they know the limits for the 1v2 or the people they're keeping track of, but your goal is to give them more info that they're now lacking. So think about this way: they're a great Sylas player, 2 to 3 items, and they know how to fight against the enemy jungle mid support, but they don't play with the idea that the jungle mid support is there. They only play that the mid support is there. So they end up using 1 or 2 extra spells that they shouldn't have, and they would have actually probably won the 1v3 if they had just known. That's what you're trying to do. Just tell them, like, yo, guy is there. Think about it when you fight. Just think about that. That's it.

Okay.

Um, but yeah, so same, same thing here as timer earlier where you're in the top side and you're playing for the top turret, which is great. But throughout this entire time, like, you see Nasus panning towards the— walking towards the side. Wolves are on blue and it's like, just tell them and be clear with who you're telling that, hey bro, if you walk up and try to 1v1 the Tristana or you walk into jungle, like you will fucking die. Like Sylas himself is trying to 1v2 and it does kill one person at least. But like, like that's his play in that case. But maybe some direction of like danger ping. Yo, think about it. Like maybe he doesn't fully kill himself.

Like who knows?

But yeah, like that's the only thing you could do throughout the early game. Early game to mid game to make things a whole lot better is clear direction. Specifically, I'm looking for clear direction on who, uh, to who, who you need to communicate to. So you're pinging top camps and you need to talk to the people in the top side specifically and direct them, direct it to them. Okay, cool. All right, give me X. Holy spilled.

Had some fun since our last coaching. Um, this game isn't my latest, as my Ascense been giving me issues ever since Vanguard been updated. But, um, this game is good for me because to, to get coached on because I made some blunders specifically towards the end and wanted to see where there's game points in the game where I could have just taken control and tried to pushed for end or, um, looked for other ways to get my teammates ahead.

Okay, I will first bring up a point here about your build. I think AD Udyr personally is going to just completely fall off the cliff into the mid-late game.

So—

oh, this should be a— this is supposed to be a Yi game.

I thought I changed it. A Master Yi game?

Yeah, it's—

oh, oh, oh, it's— you mean it's supposed to be— yeah, it's supposed to be this one, a different game. Okay, hold on, let me see.

My apologies, I don't know.

Oh, you're good.

Okay, cool, cool, cool. Um, let's say— let's still look at the comp. Do you only go AD Udyr?

No, no, I, I do both.

Wish I had the tab screen. Um, E AD Udyr is better. Okay, AD Udyr is fine. Yeah, AD Udyr is good.

Yeah, if it's Yi, I just go straight— I strictly go AD.

Yeah, yeah, this game, this game's good. Okay, so strong early game. How do we progress the game a bit faster or better? Okay, so let's look at this here.

Let's kill the Yi.

I hate this. I just hate this. I just hate it. I hate it. I've always, I've always just been so opposed to playing like this. You're already winning 1-0, right? You're 1-0, you've landed a goal. You can literally just play defense or play normal, play casual, and you have a massive advantage. There's no need to force a Raptor invade here. You can literally just get 2 crabs, go all the way down, you have big smite for the Drake, or you can re-invade his bot side. You can pressure anywhere else on the map. Like, you won the bot side earlier. I like using this like, oh, I won here recently. Let me replay to here again. Like, replaying to where you already did good is great. All this is a massive time sink. So many seconds of tempo wasted, and somehow they get the Drake where you obviously in a 1v1 scenario would be able to crush this guy. I see you went for a top kill. That's fine. Okay, so we're really strong here. We have play. So you see the Master Yi, R first, just slow him, then QQ, do the exact same thing you did, but you just need to start with your R. Actually, if you start with your R, you probably kill him here because the extra damage, it's not a lot, but it actually would have made the difference here. Do you see that?

Yeah, cool.

Yeah, I got punished.

Yeah, you get punished for like this. This is just like what I hate most seeing out of any— not any player, any Udyr player, no, not specifically. Um, you're just, um, you don't have a game state where you can invade like that. Look at your mid laner, is like even. Because your bot lane, they're just losing hard. Your top laner is losing. And you're playing right now as if you have 3 winning lanes and you could just go in and invade. If you don't get this like, you know, fog of war advantage play and you find him perfectly in this pocket, it's still probably going to go good for you because you beat this guy 1v1. But I just can't have you do this x2, x3, x4 throughout the entire game. Like, you don't have a winning game state. So take the free invade or take the free camps on top side, then go back to your camps, grab the crab, grab entire top side, grab your completed item, and then progress the game that way. If you had played like that, you would have your completed item. If you had had your completed item, that makes the next sequence so much more viable, so much more possible, and it just, it just adds up. You could have had an 8-minute item this game if you just— not 8 minutes, like 9-minute maybe? Yeah, 9-minute item. Should be so good in this game state. Just do your top camps here. Imagine that. Just go to your top camps. Or even here, grab the kill. Sure, that's fine. It's a little aggressive for me, but that's fine. You had your support here, or your MF here even. Grab your top camps. Go, go complete your item.

Boom.

Let's also look at this picture, not even looking at it in a big picture sense. Let's look at it in like a specific, like, what's going on in the game? You just dove mid lane. You just lost your flash. Your MF lost all their HP. Your Syndra has no mana. Syndra just used ultimate. You have a Teemo who's just returning to base or returning to lane, and you have a Teemo support. Like, in the actual game state, I don't even want to invade.

This is just me taking and taking, you know, after I've made my— I'm using my turns up.

Yeah, I just want you to see that this is not like a one-time thing though. You tried invading him earlier on the Raptor camp. You've then re-invaded him on his top side when you did not have to, and then you've now remade him on the bot side, which again you did not have to. It's a recurring theme throughout the game. And then likewise in this picture, like, all of those mistakes have led to you not having your item in this position. Not good. But we also have to think again big picture-wise. Your entire team is behind. You do not get first say on objectives. If you want the grubs here, you can do one grub and then you have to leave. One Grub is completely fine to play for. Personally, I would recall after the Wolves, maybe go for the Dragon, maybe go for his bot camps. I don't give a shit about the Grubs. I think Grubs is a really bait objective. But do you see how like the entire way you're playing this entire game is like, oh, like, like I'm safe. Like you're winning. Like you're winning this game. You're not winning. You're doing good. You have 3 laners who are doing pretty dogshit. That's, that's the reality of it. They're just, they're doing pretty dogshit. You need to play in accordance to they, they have, they own the map. Like, they own the map. You're playing as if you own the map. Like, like, look at this play here. Okay, cool, it feels great. I just got his flash. I'm beating him 1v1. Oh yeah, that's awesome. What about your wolves, Gromp, top crab? Potentially a 2v1 play against the Illaoi. Which doesn't feel great if you're fighting in a wave, but actually with your damage, you probably could take this guy. But it's like, oh, like you're looking for this 1v1 isolated fight against Master Yi. It's like, okay, you lack damage ever so slightly, but the guaranteed gold— Wolves, Gromp, Crab— alone, that's worth more than this kill on the Master Yi. That alone is worth more because of the EXP. Gold, same. EXP is more. And Udyr loves exp. And like I said earlier, like, you can take this guy. You could have taken this guy way earlier. Yone is not weak. This could have happened way earlier, and then you would be up a Wolves, Gromp, and Crab in terms of spawn time. And then that compounds into you being closer to level 12 and then having more carry potential throughout this game. Instead of you wanting to go for Crab now, Crab would be dead. And then instead of you being in the top side, period, you'd be going to the bot side. You do not have a winning game state here. You have a losing game state. Why are you fighting them? Clear top camps, go to the bot side, avoid them. It's like, oh, where's my team? Where's my team, bro? Your entire team is useless. What are they— what are they supposed to do? Do you see what I mean? Yeah, look at your MF, look at your Teemo. Like, let's just like laugh at them. Let's laugh because they're inting. They're useless. Syndra's okay, but Syndra's like— when does Syndra get strong? First, second, third, fourth item. When does Syndra get happy?

Third item.

Yeah, she needs time, bro. MF, MF as well. When does, when does your average ADC actually get strong and want to make a lot of plays proactively?

3, 3, 4 items.

Yeah, Teemo, I don't know, like, like supports in general. Like, if you're Teemo, I'm guessing 2 items, 3 items. Maybe if you have a Draven, Pantheon, Nautilus, Akshan mid, Talon mid. Okay, let's go fight everything. You have a Syndra MF Teemo and you're like, oh, I want to fight everything. Okay, let's, let's rethink about whether or not that makes sense. So my suggestion for you while you're playing in the future and from this game, from what I've seen here, is you need to build an idea around like what the state of the game actually looks like and you need to adapt to the live game that you're playing. I feel like right now you're just playing the game in, in a box and you're looking at this like You've Udyr versus Master Yi. How, how do I do good as Udyr versus Master Yi? And you're not looking at like the rest of your team, like what they need, what they want, what's good for the game, what's good for the map state. You'll come to find that I feel like a lot of your macro choices that you're making right now at least are like completely locked in on the 1v1 of the Master Yi. You're not thinking at all about the big picture here of like, you guys scale, you guys outrange, you guys have playability. You need to play away from the enemies, not towards the enemies. Right. You ever heard about the concept of trading?

Yes.

Trade around, trade away from them, not, not fight into them. Trade away from them. Does that make sense why this early game felt so, like, awful?

Yeah, it's forced because I'm, I'm not zooming out and looking at the big picture and I'm just saying that I toppled the Yi, so I should be able to walk around and do whatever I feel like. It and then my team is casually getting stomped.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's great.

I'm glad you can see that in this game. I bring this up and I emphasize this because I've seen a few of your games by now, right? A lot of games actually. And I tend to see this as a big pattern. And that's one good thing about continuous coaching is you can see patterns the same way I play the game. I get to see patterns. The pattern in your gameplay is you are very locked in on— I wouldn't say the ego war, but the let me shut down the enemy jungler war. It's like, I want to fuck the enemy jungler. And that framework, that mindset just doesn't work anymore in Season 16. Fucking the enemy jungler completely in 1v1 is a Season 9, Season 8 type of thing, type of deal. Back in the day, you could— like, the enemy junglers, like, they didn't have comeback EXP, they didn't have comeback mechanics. Like, the comeback mechanics were a lot worse. Repeat kills were a lot more valuable. Like, team fighting in general and people snowballing completely out of the game, out of control, was way more possible. The game was, one could argue, a little less balanced back in the day. And now that it's more balanced, everybody has like equal, equal agency, equal ways to come back in the game one way or another. The point I'm trying to make here is I need you to zoom out while you play. I think your average choices that you make when you've zoomed out and you're playing to look at the big picture are great, and I've seen you do it. But somehow every single time it's been 2 to 3 weeks or a month and you come back and look at your game, it's like, man, he's gone back to just, how do I shut down the enemy jungler? And we need to stop that question. The best way to shut down the enemy jungler is to win the game. That's it, period. So try to win the game by by zooming out. That's my assignment for you.

Yes, sir.

Cool.

Because I guess, again, you make good choices when you zoom out, and I need you to, to, to get into that habit of like big picture, big picture, not fucking the enemy jungle.

I can do that.

Cool.

Thank you, Perry Norman.

Yeah, of course. I want to also add that like invading is not bad. You guys have to invade with the relevant pieces of information and when it feels good for the actual game. And yeah, I just need you to like double, double like and make sure you understand that.

Um, yeah, I've been, I've been practicing like manipulating the bushes and fog of war, so I've been very excited to, to, to use it, but I get carried away sometimes, clearly.

Yeah, a little carried away indeed.

All right.

Hello, it's been a long time. It's, uh, it's been a long time.

I'm a bit retarded and I closed Ascent, so I had to record this game by, like, in the, in the game. So sorry about that.

No worries, no worries.

Soon enough.

I'm really proud of this game, okay? Because last few sessions I had with Yuzuki, he told me, you know, your problem, main problems, gathering info. And as you told me the last time you coached me. And another thing he told me is to getting off camps immediately. And this game, I feel like I did this almost perfectly. I got off my camps when I needed to, and got these kills, got me ahead, and they FF'd, uh, 15. So I was really proud of this game. Okay, I did every— everything I was told to, but some mistakes like listening to teammates when I shouldn't have and stuff like that.

Like here, yeah, this is a bit silly. Okay, let's fight real quick. Maybe there is 1 HP.

Cool.

Oh, he lives on like 1.

Yikes.

Okay, talk about some pattern recognition fundamentals, basics of the game. Um, your bot lane isn't winning necessarily, right? But they're not weak. You also look at items. It's a Jhin, it's a Draven, Draven Leona. You're pathing towards the bot side, you have an early dragon already. What's best for your game is obviously always completing your first item. The grubs gives you the least amount of immediate gold. I would do one of two things this game. I would play for one grub and out. That's great. You get your pet stack, you get the exp, you get, uh, the denial of three grubs. And then I would return to my camps. So I wanted to return to my camps very badly, or I would just skip the grubs entirely and return to my camps. Those are your two options here, I'd say. I wouldn't want to play for a full contest on the grubs because pretty even and like pretty even champs. And honestly, I think Talon has a big edge over Viego in the early game. And then my mid laner is fucking stomping. But, but your mid laner lost his entire HP bar on the sequence. So you need to like immediately the moment I see something like this, it's like, oh fuck. Like, I don't want to be— I don't want to do this. Like, I know you want to go in. I know you want to like make this happen, but it's like it should have been one Grub towards the bot side, hover your mid laner, and then like go for the bot camps. I mean, even here, look at your mid laner's HP after this mid shenanigans. Like somehow she lost half her HP bar. I don't want the Grubs, I don't want the smoke anymore. Okay, just, just a small thing. I, I'm a very, I'm a very hard advocate of like no Grubs, play for your consistent full clear, especially if you're pathing towards the bot side. If you're pathing towards the top side, play for the Grubs, great. But I think it's so much better to play in that way Uh, so much more consistent. Okay, nice pick, nice play, good picks playing with Qiyana. Nice, good plays, good plays all around. Nice, nice play here. Yep, like, like you're pathing. I can see it, you're pathing towards the dragon and then you're like, oh shit, like wait. Something weird's happening mid. I'm watching, you're immediately responding, so I can immediately already see that you're looking around the map as you're playing. Another example here is you go for this dragon, cool, and then you look for camps, cool, and you're watching bot lane, um, so you're like, oh shit, what's going on? Can I help? Can I impact? Beautiful positioning, and you end up getting yourself— honestly, it should have been— okay, it is a double kill, good. But it's a little— you guys lose so much HP. It doesn't matter because Qiyana's here. Your target selection is dogshit here. Right here, just go for the guy who is like literally killing— like, who's closest to you, because this guy's killing himself. If the Jhin's running down, you have to get the guy who's running down. But like, he's gonna run this way. Let's say somehow he escapes, he flashes, then he's dead to you chasing him, and then Qiyana's chasing him. And even if he lives, somehow he runs all the way here and recalls, he's lost 2 waves plus plates plus everything. He's depressed.

Okay, good.

At a base, looking at top lane, looking at the, the wave, looking at what the Varus is doing. Very good.

Yeah, good game.

Really, really solid stuff. Really good stuff.

Thank you. I, I didn't have anything else to post and I was really proud of this game and I'm like, since I haven't, uh, shown up to your one of your coachings, I'm like, okay, I'll show him this.

Yeah, that was good. It's good to watch.

Fun to watch.

All right, guys, I'm gonna keep working on things, get some more content in as well, and I'll see you guys tomorrow. I have another session tomorrow, same time.

What's next for the courses?

For the courses? Yeah, I'm doing some mid-game stuff right now. I'm gonna try to add more early game. I think I'm gonna be able to speed up the material that I'm posting because I'm not gonna stress about I'm just not gonna stress as much. I'm just gonna try to provide as much value as I can and as much helpful tips as I can. I think I've slowed down so much because I'm so stressed about quality control and like it looking good or it being perfect. So I'm gonna just kind of post things as I go. Like I just posted a camera control tips, or I just recorded a camera control tips for beginner and advanced players. Um, so I'm gonna post this one today, tonight. Um, So yeah.

Hey, thank you.

Yep.

All right guys, I'll see you around.

Take care everyone. Bye-bye.

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Something's going on. It's like being with a cat person. And I was like, dude, we're in like a troll sequence.

0. Your gift is there. The cat.

In fact, Frank Tolle told me and said that he loved cats because they made him feel at home. He said the cat, for Tolle, becomes your home. He said this. A way to set people to love cats, love being at home, is for a cat. Like getting them a reading with cat on their lap. A cat is comforting, soothing, affecting the state of presence. If you feed a dog, the dog will eventually be thinking about calling.

If you feed a cat, it will eventually have to leave, but the cat is gone.

Which is a cat-like friend. It's like a roommate.

Somebody you can be with.

They don't serve you.

They're independent. Unlike some meat, which is against life. Here's how to get this on.

Okay guys, maybe somebody can help me with something, but every time recently that I come out of the kitchen and then I leave, it was on and it just turns off.

Ciao. Thank you.

Stop the cancer, Will.

The simple answer is that this is Hisoka, and he's currently being bribed with luxury so that the Kakin Mafia fact just so happens to be where all of the troupe are planning on pulling off their heist. Hisoka, and he's currently being bribed with luxury, or $200,000. The right side of the Kakin struggle is the three primary mafia families that rule the Kakin underworld, each of them directly financed by one of the current royalty of the people, who however you might not know, and don't talk to. Antis— Zakkuro can use it to survive, so he's very limited in how much he can use at any given time. But what's really cool/creepy, I guess, depending on your perspective, is that Zakkuro can use his blood as teeny tiny scouts, with each droplet even being given a pair of eyes. However, this effect runs out somewhere between 30 to 40 minutes, as the aura depletes because the blood has been separated from Zakkuro's body for too long. Then alongside him we have Lynch Fulboku, an emitter who uses a Hatsu called Body and Soul, the basic effect of which is a truth punch.

Lynch emit—

this one is murdered body manifest— all in all, the Jiyuu function as a horrifyingly competent and efficient family unit.

Hello, baby.

Hello, bébé.

Hello.

Hello.

Are you gonna stream today?

No.

Oh, no? Okay.

Yeah, I'm gonna develop today, maybe record some content.

How long is it gonna take? An hour, probably. Wow. What should I put then?

What should I make my name?

Um, something up, maybe.

Yeah. Huh?

What'd you say?

Arie hashtag meal.

Mew?

Perry hashtag Mew?

Airy, airy, A-E-R-Y, like—

Oh, airy! Oh, that's good.

A summon, summon airy.

That's good, actually.

Or Arie hashtag cat. Arie hashtag, uh, because Arie's a cat, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Arie hashtag kitty.

Arie hashtag kitty is good.

Or hashtag cat.

Uh-oh. Arie hashtag cat is good. Ah, Kitty is better. Kitty is better. All right, then. A fairy is a self-themed counter.

Yes.

The whole framework, uh, the whole value of framework you describe when you're talking about tempo swings, minion spawn timers, wave states, you're using these as inputs for probability estimates.

True.

These estimates are, uh, for a fight and, uh, for the skin.

Fight or and an objective trade. It's about providing a structured way to weight decisions under uncertainty.

True, because people are so stupid they say things like League is too complex to apply, uh, because what they actually expect to visualize maybe even is The Chara, they've got more of that angry thug vibe going for them, whereas the Ji'yu are much more subtle and suave. And the Ji'yu family are currently in command of Tier 4 of the Black Whale and have recently formed an alliance with the Chara for balance.

Oh, unavailable.

Fuck.

Ash Nami, Cancer.

Ash Nami. Um, all these fucking Inaris be building differently. Oh fuck, I don't have bush control.

No, nonetheless, my vow is unshakable.

Yo, this is a stay back, stay back and relax lane if I've ever seen one.

You can actually win. Uh-oh, we got the aura.

We just gotta play like it too. Ari hashtag paw. Ari hashtag soft.

Soft.

Oh, you're so fucking cool, bro. Oh, my Q is not as long as I think it is.

Yeah, it's okay.

Much has changed and I do not understand why.

You kill it? Whatever, man. Oh, I didn't heal, my bad. I did not think she was going to kill you there.

She has barrier.

Oh, thought you're going to heal.

Yeah, no, I think she had like E. Did Nami E at that moment?

Maybe, I don't know.

Dude, I'm so greedy. Sorry, sorry, it's okay.

Sorrow, hatred, longing, all shaping my actions.

I was hoping we would hit it a little earlier because I was like in the position trying to eat Nami.

The temptation of power, the curse that if left unchecked overpowers us all.

No place to ward.

It's mush.

The temple has been like moving through life as a stranger. A fate that I have not earned is one I cannot accept.

The game is yours.

Battle is just in turn revealing glimpses of what is long since gone.

Yo, maybe skill shots is just not for me, bro. They're just so fast. I don't think this is a good idea, bro.

So sorry.

Thank you.

Was so sad.

That was rough.

Ash flush.

A name bestowed My wave is pretty bad.

Of which they speak. Cleanse all discord.

An ally has been slain.

Enemy double kill. All must be raised in equal measure if you are to achieve anything worthwhile. To feel the sun's warmth, the sweet smell of freedom. I recognize so little.

Did they reduce her Q range by any chance, Seraphine? No, I swear to God it's smaller.

It's the same.

It's the same.

Oh God, I'm tripping ballsacks, bro.

That one landed there.

I just need to be more patient.

You have to, you have to send it when they are autoing.

Yeah, I know, but I'm too— I know, but like my reaction time is just too slow for that.

She has heal.

Did she ult you there?

No.

Okay, she's going to ult me here then.

No, you're fine, they're not going to kill you.

I wouldn't—

When the eye is blinded and the heart falters, the fist must strike all the harder.

Get some repose.

My fervor unbound.

Ouch.

We had to stay one time, I think, freeze the wave.

We're good, I think.

I'm gonna go Echoes of Helia. I need to do Tear first though.

Time is best measured between meals.

Dumb bitch, bro.

Yeah, it's too much for her.

I have an item now.

Very cool.

An enemy has been I feel no answers can satisfy my curiosity.

What would have, could have been.

Any killing spree?

Oh gang, I think this one's lost, lowkey. Holy minion block, bro.

I must seek the Aspect of Twilight.

What?

I lost a cannon in here?

Knowledge to empower the fallen. Now walk this world after me.

She had it up again. Oh, sorry about that, bro.

They go grab a ward. You see Ekko top lane.

Sorry, auto attack. Does mean he auto attacked as my E was traveling, so I yanked it.

I have no idea.

Balance is a calm fury, the boiling skies before a storm.

With every moment, I'm going to keep trying.

I am further from the place once called home.

Oh my God!

Someone's here.

I really fucked up there.

Okay, I didn't see. I was too busy trying to live. What the fuck was that?

I have fulfilled my destiny and An item.

I think I can stay though, cuz Nami is also kind of low. We can probably back.

Yeah.

Just get—

I think, yeah, we're getting ready.

I should have gotten one more stack of, uh, my thing.

Rats.

Rats of what?

My support item, cuz then I would have had the support discount.

Oh yeah.

The IC, the fist practice. Oh, fuck. I had believed my sacrifice would free the—

did Echo eat through your E, or—

I don't know, maybe.

He's here, he's here, he's here! I'm leaving.

Yeah.

Time, a silent, unavoidable destroyer, reducing even the most formidable warriors to nothingness.

Hunter recall all the way.

What?

You want to find her in the tri bush or the bush in the bot lane?

Cancel her back.

I thought she was going to back over here.

Shadows twist and turn, revealing glimpses of what is long since gone.

Me?

The temptation of power, a curse that if left unchecked overpowers us all.

Oh, I don't know about this one.

I'm going bot. All right, let's go, let's go.

Oh, okay.

An ally has been slain. Destroyed.

The enemy has been slain.

To feel the sun's warmth.

Fuck you.

Myth is to culture as conflict is to life. They reveal what people have deemed most important. It seems my time in exile was my only reprieve from endless turmoil.

I should have gone Rylai.

Fuck.

Oh dear.

Something sinister stirs.

Consider me the bait.

Ah, got like 2 ults.

Oh, did she ult you too? 3 ults you got.

It's arrogant to believe the Kinkou or anyone's real. Oh Jesus, time is best measured between meals. Enemy is coming. No answers can satisfy my curiosity. What would have— could have been?

Quicken!

Oh, I didn't see him. Yeah, I didn't move my camera. I didn't move my camera.

All right, the boss is there.

At least this is a comparatively peaceful time.

I like how everyone just straight up ignored the raid boss. They're like, just kidding.

Oh, fuck, yoinks, zoinks. Scooby, Scooby Ruby Roo.

My cat now will not ring the Stay.

Your team has destroyed a tur—

Okay, but like, we have to wait.

No, I have to wait for our team. Trying to like tell him to come up here. That's, um, um, that ain't good, that ain't good.

Is indeed.

3/4 HP.

Do you hate playing Yunara?

Oh, I don't hate playing Yunara.

Lucky.

Oh my God, are those penguins? Yeah, that's so fucking cute. Oh dear.

Each step since leaving the temple has been like— moving through life as a stranger. Shadows twist and turn, revealing glimpses of what is long gone. All must be raised in equal measure if we are to achieve anything worthwhile.

Looking around. Oh, that is not the position.

Not going to lie, our whole team is fucking not here.

I'm silenced, bro.

Let's try.