A dad performs a theatrical parody of "You'll Be Back" as he threatens to confiscate his son Tanner's iPad, toys, and Xbox, repeatedly vowing to send in the mother as backup. It's a funny exaggeration of parental authority and family chaos set to a musical cadence.
Tanner! Shh! Tanner! Shh! You say the price of my parenting's not a price that you're willing to pay. You cry when I take away your iPad 'cause you don't listen the first time. Why so sad? Mommy, Dad! Remember we made an arrangement when we got it for you. Now you're making me mad. Remember, despite your tantrum, I'm your dad. You'll be back soon, you'll see. You'll realize those toys belong to me. You'll be back— time will tell! You'll remember that I spoiled you well! Tempers rise, tears will fall! We have loved each other through it all! And when push comes to shove, I will send in your mother to remind you you are loved! Da da da da da! Dap de diya na la la la! Dadadada dadaya! Da da da da! Da da da da! You say my discipline is draining and you can't go on? You'll be the one crying when your toys are all gone. And no, don't change this subject— Your brother's Xbox is not the subject. Your sister's dolls are not the subject. Your mother overruling me is not the subject. She will do it forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. You'll be back like before. I will win this fight when when you slam the door. I need a hug to get through this phase, and I love you till my dying days. When you go to college, I'll go mad, so please don't throw away this thing we had, 'cause when push comes to shove, I will send in your mother to remind you you are loved.
