A driver pushes a Bugatti to nearly 200 mph on a track and a stone from his tire hits Andrew's Pagani, shattering its glass roof. The car weighs so much he's struggling to keep pace with lighter supercars like the McLaren and Porsche.
I broke the Pagani. The Pagani is like making love to a gymnast or a ballet dancer. Knows all the tricks very, very well. The Bugatti is a fat chick who only gives good blow jobs. So here we are on this track, and I'm trying to keep up. There's a Porsche on the track, there's a McLaren on the track, there's a Lamborghini on the track, and there's a Pagani on the track. And I'm in the Bugatti. And it's not a track with a lot of straights. The Bugatti is very heavy. They know it's very heavy. I'm not criticizing the car. I'm trying my best to keep up on these straights. The tires are screeching and stuff, even with the four wheel drive. And these cars are just not making too much noise, but they're just edging ahead of me, trying my absolute best to wrestle this thing around the track. And I get onto the straight, I'm like, all right, well, you know, it's showtime. So I put my foot down, I fly past the McLaren, I fly past Andrew's Pagani. But because I was going probably close to 200 miles an hour, a stone on the track was flicked up by my tire and it smashed the entire glass roof of the Pagani.
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