
In this first‑person monologue, Ryan Maloney recounts how, as a 20‑year‑old art major at Carnegie Mellon in 2004, he sought a New York internship like his business‑school friends. He found a Craigslist ad for an art director needing an assistant on a low‑budget film, met the director, and was hired as the storyboard artist despite having no prior experience. He describes the rapid transition from office work to on‑set duties, the quirky daily life (posting comics, free bagels, Naked Juices, partying at La Huerta), and the film’s eventual release on Netflix under the title Getting High, which he humorously calls “unwatchable” but notes his arm appears in one shot. He also shares a memorable encounter shooting at the Rothschild family townhouse in the West Village, describing the Rothschild as friendly and recalling the ubiquitous Fiji water fridges as a lasting impression.










