Ryan Maloney reads about Pancake, Pennsylvania, a fictional town in the Poconos where pancakes are everything. Residents eat them for breakfast and dinner, swim in syrup pools, play ping-pong with pancake paddles, and ride pogo sticks through streets of pancake mix.
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Pancake, Pennsylvania Read Aloud. At the peak of the Poconos, there was a peculiar place called Pancake, Pennsylvania. And as you might ponder, the people of Pancake were wrapped in pancake mania. Pancakes were pecked on for breakfast bites. But what was preferred for dinner at night? Well, if you guessed it, then you picked right. People pigged out on pancakes at night. The people of Pancake played ping pong with paddles made with ping pong pancake handles. Pictures of pancakes were posted on Pinterest while Pogo Stick Pouncers packed streets of pancake mix. Public pools of syrup passed piping days while pancake umbrellas protected from rays. If you were to pass by on any given day, there'd be one thing on people's minds in Pancake PA: pancakes. And while they pumped iron: pancakes. Even while paragliding: pancakes. And at the playgrounds while sliding: pancakes. And to stay warm at night? Blankets. They just use blankets for that.