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My dog just snorted a line of grass and ate fresh rabbit poop. #dog #strategy #morning #puppy

9 Jun 2026 · 0 min

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In a brief, comedic monologue, the speaker narrates his dog's morning routine as a formal audit: the dog snorts a line of grass, investigates a mysterious smell, and eats fresh rabbit poop. The speaker humorously reinterprets these seemingly random actions as strategic market intelligence and due diligence, contrasting the dad’s view that it’s not a strategy with the speaker’s tongue‑in‑cheek justification.