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Vanity can easily overtake wisdom. #deepthinking #authentic

11 Nov 2024 · 1 min

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A comedic sketch riffing on Zoolander imagines male supermodels as unwitting assassins for the fashion industry over two centuries. Characters frantically search for files that could expose them while bragging about helping children, blending spy thriller parody with satire of vanity and absurdity.

Zoolander.
He's almost too good-looking.
International male supermodel.
The style and the hair, you know, it's almost like the new afro for the white man.
The fashion industry has been behind every major political assassination over the last 200 years. And behind every hit, a male model. So why male models? They do as they're told. That is not true. Yes, it is, Derek.
Okay. Did you find the files? They're in the computer. They're in the computer?
To outsmart the most dangerous organization On the planet.
We got 30 years' worth of files right here in this computer that are gonna bring you down! Woo! Yeah!
Oh, no. Where'd all the files go? And still find time to help the children.
I give you the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good.