Someone makes the case for a blacked-out Dodge Caravan as the perfect vehicle: eight seats, sliding doors, 0-to-60 in eight seconds, and the psychological advantage of showing up somewhere nobody expects a minivan.
If I were a single guy and I weren't married to a woman who loves nice things, I would probably have a blacked-out Dodge Caravan. Totally murdered out. And I would just roll up. I could take 8 people at a time. I'd have the sliding doors. I'd go 0 to 60 in 8 seconds. But I would be ready to park wherever. I could live out of it. I like it because I like, hey, nobody robs a guy in a minivan. So it's safe. It's also safe for collisions and stuff, which is nice too. But I also like being underestimated when I show up to places. It's just more interesting.
