LaToya Kelly unboxes absurdly long false eyelashes from her hair distributor and can't believe what she got. The lashes are so ridiculous and impractical she imagines showing them to friends Chad and Jack just to film their reactions. The accompanying glueless wig can't even balance out the over-the-top extensions.
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This all started as a normal day, okay? I got these lashes from my hair distributor and I said let me try them out for maybe I could start selling them, and I open a pack. Bruh, what in the hell? These the longest eyelashes I have ever seen in my life. What the hell? These things look like whiskers. Oh no, Jesus Christ. I'm gonna put them on, but yeah, but these— oh my God, Jesus, these is ridiculous. I do, I always do. Girl, these lashes about 10 feet long. What the heck? I'm going have to tell my little lady, uh, girl, I look like— oh, look like one of them cars with the headlights. You know what I'm talking about? This is— these are, these are extravagant. These are ridiculous. These things are stupid. Like, who would wear these? I should post this anyway. Why are these so long? Oh my God, Jesus. These— girl, wait till you see this. Where your iPhone at? Girl, you got to see this. This is— I mean, looking at left from right, somebody might like these, but I mean, for me to be doing this for YouTube, yeah, I mean, these is for maybe the younger girls. Jesus. And you could tell the hair is on them like good, you know, but Who's wearing these? Oh my God, Jesus, you guys, to see these. Okay, do owe me or something, Chad. Girl, and you know Chad don't like makeup. These right here, he'd be like, nah, we ain't going nowhere, baby girl. What are these? Why are they so big? These things are massive. Oh my God, like, I, I can't stop looking at them, you know? Like, baby, it'll all come together. Oh my God, oh my God, they so big. They are huge. I don't understand. Like, I couldn't even see myself going in public. People would be like— it's like them people who haven't— like, you know them old men, how they, uh, how they eyebrows just grow? That's what my eyes look like. Like I've been under a rock. Eyelashes gone wrong. My distributor know she wrong for this. Like, why are they so— and is it this thing? It just stay so long. No, so you can blackmail me. I'm just playing. Uh-uh, you got to see these. This is crazy. Where the— I need some little gloves or something. I'm like, girl, they are so big. I can't stop looking at it, like I should get Chad's reaction recorded. Chad be like, baby girl, no, no, no. If you needed somebody to tell you you were beautiful, I could have done it. This is crazy. I don't understand. And when I tell you she's been asking me, honey, do you try— have you tried your lash on? No, girl, we in isolation. And I was like, you know what, I'm gonna put them on mine for this hair review. Oh, oh Jesus. Put this wig on. Maybe the wig will take away from it like you said. Oh, my wig ain't taking away from it. Oh my God, it's not just the lashes, girl, it's the hair. Oh my God, Jesus. Oh my God, help me. So this wig is supposed to be glueless, honey, but with these lashes it looks like I'm gonna need Maybe I should make like a middle part, especially before Chad come in here, because he gonna be like, girl, listen, yeah, this YouTube stuff gonna have to stop, because if this is what it's gonna be, then no, no, you can't be on YouTube with them. And I could just imagine him You know what, that's what I should do. I should act like I really think they pretty, you know what I mean? Like, be like, oh my God, you don't like them? They're so natural, they, they real fibers. Yeah, I should do that. I should do that. This ain't right. Oh my God, I mean, like, what is happening? I couldn't imagine seeing a girl in public with these lashes on. I couldn't. Nothing's helping. I need a drink for this. I think Jack in the— come on in here, Jack. Got something for you. You be like, what in the face? The wig is terrible. Everything is terrible. It's terrible. This is horrible. Oh my God, it's terrible. Look at you being the devil, the devil on my shoulder. To my column in there. I mean, I mean, and you say don't have to bleach the knots, girl. Listen, don't have to tweeze. Shoot, what y'all trying to do? Cuz this is not going to fly in the streets. I mean, he doing his homework. I don't want to distract him. He's got this black shirt on. This is just— there's no way. Who walks around with their hairline that thick? I'm going to have to. I'm going to have to. There's no way. That I will be caught dead or alive. Oh, trust me, I am. Shoot, they gonna see this. These lashes, I mean, how much longer can they get? What time is it? Shoot, if it wasn't 10:42, I go on live. People be calling their friends, girl, wake up, get, get on TT Live, girl, look at her lashes. But somebody in America be like, girl, I think they're cute, I'd wear them, girl, those are the same length as my prom lashes. Jesus. Let's see this video. You going to be like, no, she didn't actually wear this hairline. Look like Chewbacca. What you about to do? You off tomorrow, so you don't have to go to bed. Don't be trying to get out the on me. I mean, this is just unheard of. I wish I could customize this thing on eyelashes. I'm trying to hide my face. Hey babe! You should see his expression. Hey, baby. He just stared. What, what are you looking like that for, Chad? Just say it. So these are ones that I normally wear. See that, uh, major difference? These ones is going to my eyebrows. This is unheard of, but somebody somewhere is going to be like, yes. Oh gosh, I don't know. I need a fan on. Let's get— ultimately everything turned out really pretty, so I will drop the link to the full video of this hair in the description, but I hope y'all enjoyed.
